O.K. it has been a while since we have had a babble thread and I miss them. Don't know where connorhawke is so I will start this one myself!

First, because a lot of old timers are gone and there are many new faces, I will define a babble thread. It is basically a nothing thread. Or a bunch of bullshit, or some funny shit you'd like to share but not so damn funny it is deserving of it's own thread.

This is a thread where you can comment on what the person or persons who posted before you said or you can just come on and go off on your own tangent.

I treat it like a blog sometimes, sometimes it's like the chat room to me where I can chat with people who are sleeping when I am up, whatever.

I am now going to go poke around other threads, but I will be back, xoxo, Deadflow3r

ZombieKitten said:

Actually here is th perfect place to tell you about my dog that I found had a piece of masking tape stuck to his back last weekend. When I went to take it off, I saw it said Lady Gaga on it

Oh so THAT's where my Lady Gaga masking tape went!!!! Could you send it back to me over here in the states?

ZombieKitten said:

I'm nearly sleeping

Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm nearly sleeping

I am so tired and it's only 4 pm

Me too! My dog almost never barks when he's inside the house and he started moaning and howling and screaming at about 1 in the morning last night. Scared the crap out of me. I went downstairs and heard a cat outside that sounded like it was in a steel cage wrestling match. Unfortunately I've been up ever since.

Co

ZombieKitten said:

I'm nearly sleeping

I know, what the hell are you doing up? If it wasn't for this thread I would not have met all you crazy ass Australians. I love you dumb ass people the best .

Lady Gaga on a dogs ass, many would probably find that appropriate. If Lady Gaga doesn't take herself too seriously yet, she would get a kick out of it, wouldn't you??

I miss everyone! I feel like I have been inside a crypt for the past few weeks.

I guess I should answer my "where have you been " messages.

Well,

My sister ended up in CCU (what use to be called intensive care) at the end of March. She nearly died for real and that let loose a lot of intense feelings. See, as a person, I don't really like this particular sister much- (that sounds so funny because she is my only sister).

Anyway I spent a bunch of time trying to get in touch with what I honestly felt about her and the last 9 years of my life instead of what I should feel. I would have come on the org with it all but I didn't want to get deffensive if someone critisized me for my less than loving tude.

Anyway, ( I had to log off because I ran out of time at the library and need to log back in again), my feelings towards my family and in particular my sister are of the type that are easily critisized.

At the same time I wanted to at least be quiet with myself and listen to what I really felt verses censure all my true feelings and replace them with more appropriate ones.

I "should" have felt sad and wished she would hurry up and get better. In TRUTH, although I do not want her in pain I have been grateful that she can not talk and is unable to contact me at all. I made it more then a little clear to her roomate that I could not stomach her but would be cordial to her because the two have been roomates for 39 years. I can not stand how the woman talks of my late mother, my daughter or any other member of my family.

I like it that my daughter actually is beginning to listen to me and we are more of a team now. Honestly, this is my sister I am talking about, my only sister and truthfully I would be quite happy if I never saw or heard from her ever again in my life and I feel VERY VERY GUILTY FOR THOSE feelings.

Make no mistake, I am not the perfect sister and she the horrible one. I do not want to make it seem that way. However we are always like amonia and bleach, totally toxic together. I do not have one pleasant memory of the two of us together! Some memories are just blah, while others are painful, but no terrific times at all.

So I have avoided the org to avoid discussing what is really on my mind with others.

Sitting here in my bedroom, my wife's watching TV and our 3 year old nephew New's snuggling up to her, but someone's missing, our 7 year old nephew Golf who we just took home to his mother's folks' house. Who's going to annoy me by telling me what just happened in a Tom & Jerry cartoon we've both seen a million times, or make me chuckle by telling me how he wants to be a Powerpuff Girl when he grows up?

children named New and Golf? is that a wind-up?

whistle said:

children named New and Golf? is that a wind-up?

New's other half-brother is called Game.

That's how Thai nicknames are. They have proper given names, of course, but honestly I can't remember with certainty any of my nephews' real names. Nicknames are very, very widely used here except in formal circumstances (so how often with kids? Not very), and nearly always bear no relation to the real name.

Hardly anybody calls my wife my nickname for her, Mon, shortened from her full first name. Most call her Neng (meaning bald). Her younger brother's nickname is Uan (meaning fat). I kid you not! Other immediate family members... Nee, Noum, Kiet, Nan, Lek, Kay, Toy...

I once taught a little girl called Radar.

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[Edited 4/28/11 10:06am]

Babbled this on my fb yesterday:

I used to be jealous of my dog's flexibility until she licked her ass and farted into her own mouth.

johnart said:

Babbled this on my fb yesterday:

I used to be jealous of my dog's flexibility until she licked her ass and farted into her own mouth.

johnart said:

Babbled this on my fb yesterday:

I used to be jealous of my dog's flexibility until she licked her ass and farted into her own mouth.

Ooops, I started laughing really loud when reading about this unfortunate incident that happened to your lady dog.

dJJ said:

johnart said:

Babbled this on my fb yesterday:

I used to be jealous of my dog's flexibility until she licked her ass and farted into her own mouth.

Ooops, I started laughing really loud when reading about this unfortunate incident that happened to your lady dog.

It wasn't unfortunate to her. Didn't even slow her down.

Fauxie said:

whistle said:

children named New and Golf? is that a wind-up?

New's other half-brother is called Game.

That's how Thai nicknames are. They have proper given names, of course, but honestly I can't remember with certainty any of my nephews' real names. Nicknames are very, very widely used here except in formal circumstances (so how often with kids? Not very), and nearly always bear no relation to the real name.

Hardly anybody calls my wife my nickname for her, Mon, shortened from her full first name. Most call her Neng (meaning bald). Her younger brother's nickname is Uan (meaning fat). I kid you not! Other immediate family members... Nee, Noum, Kiet, Nan, Lek, Kay, Toy...

I once taught a little girl called Radar.

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[Edited 4/28/11 10:06am]

johnart said:

Babbled this on my fb yesterday:

I used to be jealous of my dog's flexibility until she licked her ass and farted into her own mouth.

Even though I giggled at this yesterday, I still lol'd when I read it here.

is lol'd a term?!... oh well..

I hab a headache.

Last day at my shitty-arsed job today. Thank god. Sadly the replacement job fell through last minute so it's back to the drawing board but I don't care. Happy to be out of that place.

Virgo92 said:

I love how some people have reported me to the mods. I feel like a badass. Umm what else? There's a lot of grumpy people on this site. I broke my ankel Saturday, now I have crutches(yes!). I I hope some of you guys like my threads.

I have a love/hate reaction to your threads. On the one hand I find them amusing...on the other hand I find them intentionally offensive. On the 3rd hand (yes I have 3 hands) I find them incredibly useful and necessary. The org is like a black hole. Going through it feels annoying at times but once you get to the other side, a bunch of laughter awaits.

Who are you really Virgo92? Ifff dat reeely is yor name?

Oh....

I told her fuck you

She said fuck you two

I said fuck you three

she said marry me

I said I don't do chicks

She cried

I laughed

She died

I went shopping with her credit card

tha'll be $273.57 pay pal or fed ex please.

HotGritz said:

Virgo92 said:

HotGritz said:

I have a love/hate reaction to your threads. On the one hand I find them amusing...on the other hand I find them intentionally offensive. On the 3rd hand (yes I have 3 hands) I find them incredibly useful and necessary. The org is like a black hole. Going through it feels annoying at times but once you get to the other side, a bunch of laughter awaits.

Who are you really Virgo92? Ifff dat reeely is yor name?

Thanks! I thought u disliked me... And my real name is Jay Thomas born 9/11/92.

I don't dislike you. I really don't dislike anybody on the org. Now some of y'all work my nerves with ya trifling asses but....

you just don't know no betta!

What yo social security number? I need to make sure you're not lying to me.

theres this hipster bitch in my class

i would love to kick her american apperal urbaanoutfitter hipster ass

HotGritz said:

Virgo92 said:

HotGritz said:

I don't dislike you. I really don't dislike anybody on the org. Now some of y'all work my nerves with ya trifling asses but....

you just don't know no betta!

What yo social security number? I need to make sure you're not lying to me.

I don't know any better...I like that But I want to be known for being controversial at times 7774231 Social Security.

I'm in a dating slump. It's been too long since I've had a nice boy take me out for dinner and drinks. And as I write this, I realize that what I consider "too long" since my last date is actually coming up on 6 weeks, so now I know my limits.

I want a date or at least some good flirting action!

(I don't want anything serious, though because I'm defecting to Argentina this summer.)

Virgo92 said:

HotGritz said:

Virgo92 said:

HotGritz said:

I have a love/hate reaction to your threads. On the one hand I find them amusing...on the other hand I find them intentionally offensive. On the 3rd hand (yes I have 3 hands) I find them incredibly useful and necessary. The org is like a black hole. Going through it feels annoying at times but once you get to the other side, a bunch of laughter awaits.

Who are you really Virgo92? Ifff dat reeely is yor name?

Thanks! I thought u disliked me... And my real name is Jay Thomas born 9/11/92.

I don't dislike you. I really don't dislike anybody on the org. Now some of y'all work my nerves with ya trifling asses but....

you just don't know no betta!

What yo social security number? I need to make sure you're not lying to me.

I don't know any better...I like that

But I want to be known for being controversial at times 8-)

7774231 Social Security.