Just saw this quote on another forum and I laughed so hard. It was in a thread about relationship advice and one dude said:

"Don't be the shoulder to cry on because then you'll never be the dick to sit on"

Anyway... to make this threadworthy........ do you agree with it?

it sounds funny but it don't make sense! some women know how to spin a good sob story just to get their hands on a bloke's knob?

Nope.

Don't single out the shoulder. Neither dick. Be a versatile man. Offer them both to your woman.

DoffieParker said:

it sounds funny but it don't make sense! some women know how to spin a good sob story just to get their hands on a bloke's knob?

do u have a list of there names??

Militant said:

Just saw this quote on another forum and I laughed so hard. It was in a thread about relationship advice and one dude said:

"Don't be the shoulder to cry on because then you'll never be the dick to sit on"

Anyway... to make this threadworthy........ do you agree with it?

i use it as an excuse when i am not interested

That's a hilarious quote. I find it to be true in some cases. Certain women will confide in a guy and place him in that 'just friends' zone, where he's destined to stay no matter what. Others seem to have no problem crossing that boundary under the right circumstance. I guess it depends on the woman and what type of man she's into.

I find that quote to be hilariously not true since most women (myself included) fall vulnerable to men who lend the shoulder's to cry on and they usually end up being the dick's in glass cases "break if emergency".

xpertluva said:

That's a hilarious quote. I find it to be true in some cases. Certain women will confide in a guy and place him in that 'just friends' zone, where he's destined to stay no matter what. Others seem to have no problem crossing that boundary under the right circumstance. I guess it depends on the woman and what type of man she's into.

I'd say the friend-zone is a bigger problem if you want to have a relationship with her than when you just want to get some pussy. Pussy is all about being at the right place at the right time.

U can be that shoulder & get trapped in the friend zone. But if U have game, U can take advantage of the situation. Emotions over flowing. I'll let her take out all her emotions

on my dick!

Timing is the key. Move 2 fast or 2 slow, your ass is out of luck!

JowiiCoco said:

xpertluva said:

That's a hilarious quote. I find it to be true in some cases. Certain women will confide in a guy and place him in that 'just friends' zone, where he's destined to stay no matter what. Others seem to have no problem crossing that boundary under the right circumstance. I guess it depends on the woman and what type of man she's into.

I'd say the friend-zone is a bigger problem if you want to have a relationship with her than when you just want to get some pussy. Pussy is all about being at the right place at the right time.

And lie to her in order to get it. Is it not?

dJJ said:

JowiiCoco said:

I'd say the friend-zone is a bigger problem if you want to have a relationship with her than when you just want to get some pussy. Pussy is all about being at the right place at the right time.

And lie to her in order to get it. Is it not?

Lie about what? She either wants to get dicked or she doesn't. If she doesn't then it's clearly not the right time.

naw, I don't agree.

Taking advantage of a vulnerable woman is a time tested method!!

NDRU said:

naw, I don't agree.

Taking advantage of a vulnerable woman is a time tested method!!

And if not vulnerable, just make sure she will become insecure and vulnerable.

Makes it so much easier to manipulate her into your fictional 'love' story

dJJ said:

NDRU said:

naw, I don't agree.

Taking advantage of a vulnerable woman is a time tested method!!

And if not vulnerable, just make sure she will become insecure and vulnerable.

Makes it so much easier to manipulate her into your fictional 'love' story

Ooh, good advice!!