You are the leader of the country that you live in! What is the first law that you will make or the first change in the way that the country is run? (After giving yourself a hefty pay rise, of course )
[This message was edited Mon Feb 10 11:30:14 PST 2003 by JimmyNothing]

I would return Vice President Tony Blair to his people!

ooo I am going to get it for that one... oh well... Flame on!!!

I would make it a law that if someone is convicted of a crime they will be executed right then and there, no more sitting in prison for the rest of their lives, while us tax payers are paying for them being there, somethings wrong with our laws dont ya think?

Paisley said:

I would legalize animal porno.

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Tony Who?

I would hire a whole BUNCH of women to my cabinet.

Then, I would secretly plot to gain support for the majority to become women, and not men in the House and Senate.

Honeylove said:

What's the matter darlin did I scare you?

Paisley said:


I agree. But only if they were serial killers, who admitted (and it was proven with DNA evidence, and only then) that they got enjoyment out of torturing and/or killing others. A lot of serial killers admit that if they got out of prison, they would go right back to doing what they love--killing. But the extra twist would be, that when they are executed for their crimes, they should be executed in exactly the same way that they tortured and killed their victims. Then they would know how it felt right before came to invite them to eternity!

I'm kidding about the devil part because I don't really believe that there is a red guy w/ horns down below in a pit of fire.

IceNine said:

Otter & Beaver monthly was my pet marmosette's favorite.

BorisFishpaw said:

That's what I'm talking about!

IceNine said:

I thought it was only illegal if the animal wasn't consenting! I'd better start errasing before I get busted!

IceNine said:

Though I have to say I'm glad 'Skunk Pussy XXX' was banned.
I always thought my cat 'Jones' was always a bit of a perv subscribing to that rag.

BorisFishpaw said:

What are you talking about???

I love "Skunk Pussy XXX" magazine! That one is fun for the whole family.

"Split Beavers" goes a little too far with the violence, but most others are okay.

Y'know, I already got to be God on the Org. After that, being President is kind of a let down!

IceNine said:

I thought your personal favorite was Toilet Spider Anal 3!

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 12 15:06:21 PST 2003 by katt]