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U R starting ur own personal care line. LET'S PLAY "Name ur product"! New from the "BERRY" line:
Perfume: "Eau de Smellypants" Deodorant: "SMACK"... if u can smell this, you're too close! Foot Scrub: "Smellyscrubs Sanding Kit" | |
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Pelts: AnotherLover's Native Pads
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Skeleton-Away! Keep those Skeletons away! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Berry said: New from the "BERRY" line:
Perfume: "Eau de Smellypants" Deodorant: "SMACK"... if u can smell this, you're too close! Foot Scrub: "Smellyscrubs Sanding Kit" Perfume: Eau de nutsack Deodrant: Couldn't be arsed to wash Foot scrub: Cheese banish I wish | |
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Tooththenines Toothpaste.
That's all I could think of. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Pelts: AnotherLover's Native Pads
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2the9s said: Tooththenines Toothpaste.
That's all I could think of. :LOL: | |
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V Anywhere Haircare
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AnotherLover2 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Pelts: AnotherLover's Native Pads
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Skelecosmic Skull Polish Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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LaVisHh said: V Anywhere Haircare
V Veminine Vash | |
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RD's(Mr Zoggs) Sex Wax..Good For Your Stick "Climb in my fur." | |
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MrBliss brand Nitrous Oxide for kids. | |
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bone-lube-in-a-tube Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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2the9s said: MrBliss brand Nitrous Oxide for kids.
:LOL: ROFL!!! :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Paisley's stain free panties, for when you just need to keep things on the down low. | |
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"IstenSzek Jizzpack"
The nutricious, high proteine drink for kids to take to school. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Berry's Bath Bubbles
Berry's Booty Brush Berry's Boobie Balm pathetically uncreative | |
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IstenSzek said: "IstenSzek Jizzpack"
The nutricious, high proteine drink for kids to take to school. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Haystack Thread Remover. Just post it and watch your thread sink like a rock!
I live for these kinds of threads... | |
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"Istenszek Colonic Irrigation Snack"
we're still looking for a marketingfirm to come up with a good commercial to promote this one. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: "IstenSzek Jizzpack"
The nutricious, high proteine drink for kids to take to school. " Have it with donuts" "Climb in my fur." | |
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Althom Adenoid Remover. | |
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2the9s said: Althom Adenoid Remover.
2the9's anal cream - "For that pain in the ass" [This message was edited Fri Feb 7 13:46:50 PST 2003 by althom] | |
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dirty dansa bubble bath...
...can't think of a slogan at the moment... | |
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The Haystack range:
Fartypoo pour l'homme - an amazing perfume that guarantees that 'manly' smell. 'Dawson's Creek' underwear - an entire range of edible underwear for sad bastards. PitStop - the deodorant for today's woman. Shove-it tampons - Speaks for itself. 2the9s Bleach - bitter and acidic (Yes, that'll teach you). SensualMelody Air Fresh - again, speaks for itself. :hope2the9sreadsthisemoticon: | |
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Rumpofsteelskins Scrotum Cleansing Cream. Leaves your sack smelling fresh all day long. | |
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Handclapsfingassnap Arthritis Cream.
P.S. Hands, how do you do that Trademark symbol? (TM) | |
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2the9's Greeting Cards - "For sending that greeting you wish you thought of yourself" | |
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