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Finally! You, too, can have a beautiful chest with zero distance!! (dedicated to Johnart)
Chinese Boob Clamp Ad Mesmerizes Allhttp://gawker.com/#!57768...erizes-all
Maureen O'Connor —
Watching this ad for a "Chinese boob clamp" that is actually just a corset, (Although maybe corsets should be called woman clamps?) I find myself entranced by the recurring image of breasts mushing together, then falling back apart. Faces lighting up with joy, then hanging with shame. Is this what it's like to be a straight man (or Johnart)?
Lessons of the Chinese boob clamp ad:
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and to be more perky and firm, just electrocute your boobs with the Breast Stim!
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but is tape half as much fun (as the above seem to be) ? Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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This thread is ! | |
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A friend just sent me this
The part that makes your boobs [appear] bigger is called: God's Hand
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christ that commercial goes on forever!
thank you god! My Legacy
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but can God's Hand aid in reduction cause my back hurts | |
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TITAAAAAAAAAAYS!!! | |
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(sorry about the back pain!) Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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there are so many of these on youtube... I had no idea.. [Edited 3/4/11 18:46pm] Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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Breasts were made to be smooshed together. If you don't believe that baybay Jesus meant it that way, just listen to the applause track. | |
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Are they insinutating that the fat from your stomach is push into your titties?!
I wish that was the case, then I'd have a flat stomach and triple D's. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I think they are!
Actually I have heard that this type of thing is possible. But it is not the fat that moves. If you tightly wrap a part of your body, the water inside the fat can be displaced temporarily, making it seem less fat. I think this may be part of the reason why our fat seems to collect just above our belts.
But I doubt you can direct your belly fat specifically into your breasts without surgery. That sounds a little too good to be true. My Legacy
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What a mess. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I learned that from a consumer challenge for a cream that claimed to melt away fat, but you had to also wrap the area in plastic for the cream to work. The doctor that they consulted explained that it was just displacing the water and making the area appear thinner.
So the cream FAILED the Fight Back Challenge
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physco185 said:
but can God's Hand aid in reduction cause my back hurts Bite your tongue girl!!! | |
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I want this for christmas! I want pretty breasts | |
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I don't speak Chinese, but does that commercial claim to enhance milk ducts with air padding???
Those bras look cute, but there will be some disappointed men once those bras come off.
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I wonder if any of these distribute outside China... Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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not quite worthy of it's own thread, and reminded me of this one......
the strangest things pop into my News Feed on Facebook...
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You're a real fucker. You act like you own this place--ParanoidAndroid <-- about as witty as this princess gets! I hope everyone pays more attention to Sags posts--sweething Jesus weeps | |
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