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Hypothetical question of the day: What if Jennifer Lopez changed her name to JJ Cool Lo? What would you think of that? | |
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She would still have a fat ass!
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the "Blissinization" of Tron | |
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jnoel said: the "Blissinization" of Tron
Marry me, jnoel. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Then Tibor would have a new love. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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mdiver said: She would still have a fat ass!
Exactly what I was thinking... She would still have a HUGE ass! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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IceNine said: mdiver said: She would still have a fat ass!
Exactly what I was thinking... She would still have a HUGE ass! | |
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I would still think the bitch can't sing. | |
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Sorry mate if it's dream women the list is like this:
1. My missus 2. Kylie 3. Kelly Brook | |
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'all i have' would still be number #1.
she'd be on the cover of even more magazine covers. she'd make enough to pay chris "mr. lopez #2" his $15 million dollars and would still have enough left over to pay mr. ben lopez when they divorce. | |
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Yeah
But she would still have a fat ass and she still would have no talent | |
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mdiver said: Yeah
But she would still have a fat ass and she still would have no talent may be. but she'd still be paid. hate the game not the player. | |
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The only reason she gets paid is coz of the dickheads that believe the hype and buy into the image.
No PR no career. Twats stop buying- she goes bust. Simple | |
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Leave Jennifer alone! 
She may not be able to sing but she is fine and has a great arse! She actually can act but she seems to be choosing some shitty films lately. Check her out in Blood and Wine and Out of Sight, you'll see she has acting chops. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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mdiver said: The only reason she gets paid is coz of the dickheads that believe the hype and buy into the image.
No PR no career. Twats stop buying- she goes bust. Simple exactly what i mean. if a guy does it, suddenly he's ok, but if a female does it, she has no talent and she a ho. no i don't think she's the greatest ever, but i respect her ability to make the paper while she can. even if she is a puppet. and in the end, especially in todays music industry that's all it's about. | |
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How can you look at another star when your nation has given the world the finest of arses
KYLIE  | |
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She'd get writers cramp signing all the extra paperwork changing her name on her (ever growing) list of divorce settlements. | |
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As long as she keeps the "lo" syllable as part of her nickname...the J-Ho joke will be too easy to resist making. I saw her in person in Puerto Rico...very nice to fans...but not nearly as pretty as one would think w/o her stylists and all that makeup. Give me a natural looking woman anyday over a warpainted one. | |
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IceNine said: mdiver said: She would still have a fat ass!
Exactly what I was thinking... She would still have a HUGE ass! "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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What if she changed her name? That's my answer btw, not another question...
It amazes me sometimes the power of a pout and showing flesh. She is one hell of a wanted women!! | |
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LL Cool J stands for Ladies Love Cool James.
So what does the JJ stand for in JJ Cool Lo? Jennifer Jam Cool Lopez?   My name is BISCUIT...and I am funky!  | |
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TRON said: What would you think of that?
she would be JJ Cool Lo HO then  | |
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If she changes her name, I think I would feel the same. I would feel that her music would still suck as it does now. | |
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