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Thread started 02/07/03 5:08am

REDFEATHERS

Friday Joke!!!

This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about"? asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you", replied the bloke, "You know I live by the
railway"?
"Well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in them movies.

I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time"!

He continued " We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top.
I was totally shagged out this morning!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod, did you get a
blowjob?"
"No," he said "I never found her head."



omfg lol lol lol
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Reply #1 posted 02/07/03 5:09am

Haystack

:unavailablefuckinghilariousemoticon:
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Reply #2 posted 02/07/03 5:14am

REDFEATHERS

:lolandfuckingmadatunavailablefuckinghilariousemoticon:
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Reply #3 posted 02/07/03 5:16am

MKevon

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REDFEATHERS said:

This bloke walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about"? asks the barman.

"Well I'll tell you", replied the bloke, "You know I live by the
railway"?
"Well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in them movies.

I of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time"!

He continued " We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, doggy style, spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top.
I was totally shagged out this morning!"

"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod, did you get a
blowjob?"
"No," he said "I never found her head."



omfg lol lol lol



DAYUM!!!

evillol
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Reply #4 posted 02/07/03 5:32am

LaVisHh

evillol
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Reply #5 posted 02/07/03 5:43am

Handclapsfinga
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chucklin, but not laughin... lol
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Reply #6 posted 02/07/03 6:16am

Alejandro

lol thats funny
-------------peace
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Reply #7 posted 02/07/03 6:22am

IceNine

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I like it...
SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #8 posted 02/07/03 6:31am

REDFEATHERS

IceNine said:

I like it...




How much are you charging for that space IceNine? I need a bit more room to spread my wings??? Pls orgnote me with details... smile
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Reply #9 posted 02/07/03 6:59am

IceNine

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REDFEATHERS said:

IceNine said:

I like it...




How much are you charging for that space IceNine? I need a bit more room to spread my wings??? Pls orgnote me with details... smile


Spread away... the space is free for today!

biggrin
SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #10 posted 02/07/03 12:10pm

REDFEATHERS

IceNine said:

REDFEATHERS said:

IceNine said:

I like it...




How much are you charging for that space IceNine? I need a bit more room to spread my wings??? Pls orgnote me with details... smile


Spread away... the space is free for today!

biggrin



oh I will nod I will... lol Now get off your profile and gimme some space!!!
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Reply #11 posted 02/07/03 12:11pm

rdhull

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worship
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #12 posted 02/07/03 12:38pm

Rumpofsteelski
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it wasn't that funny...I just love that emoticon.
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Reply #13 posted 02/07/03 1:04pm

Muse2noPharaoh

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it wasn't that funny...I just love that emoticon.


eek I love it! lol
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Reply #14 posted 02/07/03 1:39pm

althom

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omfg lol
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Reply #15 posted 02/07/03 1:41pm

rdhull

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Rumpofsteelskin said:



it wasn't that funny...I just love that emoticon.


stealer!
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #16 posted 02/07/03 1:52pm

Rumpofsteelski
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rdhull said:

stealer!


Finder's keepers loser's suck!!!
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Reply #17 posted 02/07/03 8:15pm

PurpleJedi

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lol... eek oh wait a minute omfg...no head? barf
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #18 posted 02/08/03 5:22am

Heavenly

omfg lol barf boxed horny spam
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