HatrinaHaterwitz said:

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I had my ex-wife beat me off with this one time. It was a lot less intense then you'd think. Dare I say, disappointing.

Pamela Anderson

Kim Catrall

Crabs (and crabs)

An elephant's trunk

A needle

myfavorite said:

oh EEEYYYYYE NO....

Hot grits

somebody 2 freaky for church

no image

psycho

chili

shoewhore

zombiekitten

painted lady

mazerati

myfavorite

vendetta 1 and countless others.......

funkpills

punk mistresses

funky mmistresses

john's art

black adders

etc. etc.......jeevus!!!

great list

and u even included yourself

JerseyKRS said:

Shyra said:

One of my friends (who happens to be very dark skinned) said, "I got my junk caught in my zipper and it cut me to the white meat!"

I used biofreeze to masturbate when I was a teenager, hence the PSA as the first post.

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bboy87 said:

JerseyKRS said:

I used biofreeze to masturbate when I was a teenager, hence the PSA as the first post.

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crazy glue

terry mcmillian

rubber cement

a hungry squirrel

a spiderman tattoo

Imago/TheVoid/Sagsway2low...

JerseyKRS said:

Shyra said:

One of my friends (who happens to be very dark skinned) said, "I got my junk caught in my zipper and it cut me to the white meat!"

I used biofreeze to masturbate when I was a teenager, hence the PSA as the first post.

Whatever happened to lotion.

I know you must have felt like you had gonnorhea cause i know that shit had to burn.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Lorena Bobbitt.

That hubby of hers deserved it and you know it

SherryJackson said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Lorena Bobbitt.

That hubby of hers deserved it and you know it

Damn that story is one from the vaults. He beat and raped her right? Yeah cut that fools' schlong off and feed it to the wolves! Matter of fact....I am not opposed to castration for viscious crimes of rape/molestation/abuse.

Things you shouldn't put on your penis:

Me if you done abused me or someone I love or some child. I'm bout to cut yo shit clean da fuck off if I cactch ya!!!!

HotGritz said:

SherryJackson said:

That hubby of hers deserved it and you know it

Damn that story is one from the vaults. He beat and raped her right? Yeah cut that fools' schlong off and feed it to the wolves! Matter of fact....I am not opposed to castration for viscious crimes of rape/molestation/abuse.

Things you shouldn't put on your penis:

Me if you done abused me or someone I love or some child. I'm bout to cut yo shit clean da fuck off if I cactch ya!!!!

Mmmmmmhmmmmm guuurl I know that right! That includes me too

As far as what you said earlier..yeah that bastard raped and beat her that night. I don't know if I'da cut his manhood off, but I know I'll be playin' gritball with his ass come tomorrow morning

SherryJackson said:

HotGritz said:

Damn that story is one from the vaults. He beat and raped her right? Yeah cut that fools' schlong off and feed it to the wolves! Matter of fact....I am not opposed to castration for viscious crimes of rape/molestation/abuse.

Things you shouldn't put on your penis:

Me if you done abused me or someone I love or some child. I'm bout to cut yo shit clean da fuck off if I cactch ya!!!!

Mmmmmmhmmmmm guuurl I know that right! That includes me too

As far as what you said earlier..yeah that bastard raped and beat her that night. I don't know if I'da cut his manhood off, but I know I'll be playin' gritball with his ass come tomorrow morning

damn shame it even had to go down like that but I feel her.

clean yer dick off with a Jalapeno pepper....

or

The Infinity chilli which measures 1.17 million on the Scoville Scale, the measure of spicy heat.

It is so hot it even has a health warning. hee hee........!!!