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Reply #30 posted 03/23/11 12:10pm

noimageatall

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no no no! tease

"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack
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Reply #31 posted 03/23/11 12:13pm

UncleGrandpa

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Question, with this newer style of posting responses how does one post images? Why Ben didn't keep the old way is anybody's guess since I could use it then.

Jeux Sans Frontiers
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Reply #32 posted 03/23/11 12:13pm

kiasheri

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biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #33 posted 03/23/11 12:30pm

vainandy

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Shaving cream and a razor.

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #34 posted 03/23/11 12:35pm

HotGritz

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Raid cockroach spray

Hot Sauce

Battery acid

Fried Chicken

Dentyne gum

Bleach

Star Jones' pussy

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #35 posted 03/23/11 12:57pm

Shyra

Leeches lol

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Reply #36 posted 03/23/11 1:00pm

HotGritz

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Shyra said:

Leeches lol

Don't they suck? lol

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #37 posted 03/23/11 1:09pm

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HotGritz said:

Raid cockroach spray

Hot Sauce

Battery acid

Fried Chicken

Dentyne gum

Bleach

Star Jones' pussy

falloff

Oh DAMN!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #38 posted 03/23/11 1:12pm

Shyra

HotGritz said:

Shyra said:

Leeches lol

Don't they suck? lol

shhh Some fool might get ideas and put one on his dick head and next thing you know that dingaling will be looking like a raisin!

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Reply #39 posted 03/23/11 1:14pm

Timmy84

falloff

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Reply #40 posted 03/23/11 1:17pm

HotGritz

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Shyra said:

HotGritz said:

Don't they suck? lol

shhh Some fool might get ideas and put one on his dick head and next thing you know that dingaling will be looking like a raisin!

ahaha NO! OMG the visual! I'm goin' te hell boxed

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #41 posted 03/23/11 1:18pm

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HotGritz said:

Shyra said:

Leeches lol

Don't they suck? lol

Hell naw! I had one last summer and the only thing the bastard would put in his mouth was my food and my beer. lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #42 posted 03/23/11 1:22pm

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THIS SHOULD NOT BE ON YOUR PENIS

[img:$uid]http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-exorcist-1973--00-630-75.jpg[/img:$uid]

NOR THIS

[img:$uid]http://slapclap.com/basketball%20wives/Al%20Reynolds.png[/img:$uid]

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #43 posted 03/23/11 1:25pm

Timmy84

Y'all too much today. lol

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Reply #44 posted 03/23/11 2:38pm

oceancrayon

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Don't ever put that clear hand sanitzer on your penis. Ouch....

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For You - Big City
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Reply #45 posted 03/23/11 2:41pm

HotGritz

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Sour Patch Kids

Turkey Gravy

Duct Tape

Red Ants

Motor Oil

Roseanne Barr's vagina

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #46 posted 03/23/11 3:24pm

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JerseyKRS said:

Shyra said:

A little off-topic, but when I started my new job back in May, I found a tube of this in the desk drawer. hmmm

don't put it on your penis! disbelief

wink

OK....but why not? And ....why would anyone even THINK about applying it on the penis? lol

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #47 posted 03/23/11 3:28pm

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HotGritz said:

THIS SHOULD NOT BE ON YOUR PENIS

[img:$uid]http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-exorcist-1973--00-630-75.jpg[/img:$uid]

NOR THIS

[img:$uid]http://slapclap.com/basketball%20wives/Al%20Reynolds.png[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://www.beefjack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/gay-Tony1.JPG[/img:$uid]

That dude looks a bit like Anthony Prince. lol

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #48 posted 03/23/11 3:56pm

Genesia

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hmmm

I'm gonna go with Dan on this one. Final answer.

We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves.
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Reply #49 posted 03/23/11 4:13pm

2freaky4church
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Hot Gritz. lol

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #50 posted 03/23/11 4:26pm

HotGritz

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hmmm I do have my limits when it comes to dick ridin'...just sayin' some of y'all need not worry bout a thang...and I won't worry neitha! wink

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #51 posted 03/23/11 6:39pm

myfavorite

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oh EEEYYYYYE NO....

Hot grits

somebody 2 freaky for church

no image

psycho

chili

shoewhore

zombiekitten

painted lady

mazerati

myfavorite

vendetta 1 and countless others.......evillol

funkpills

punk mistresses

funky mmistresses

john's art

black adders

etc. etc.......jeevus!!!

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti
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Reply #52 posted 03/24/11 5:24am

PurpleJedi

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HotGritz said:

Sour Patch Kids

Turkey Gravy

Duct Tape

Red Ants

Motor Oil

Roseanne Barr's vagina

spit

I think even a plastic vibrator would go limp near that nasty thang.

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Reply #53 posted 03/24/11 5:28am

Shyra

vainandy said:

HotGritz said:

Don't they suck? lol

Hell naw! I had one last summer and the only thing the bastard would put in his mouth was my food and my beer. lol

falloff I first though you were talking about the worm! That was a good one!

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Reply #54 posted 03/24/11 8:22am

BlackAdder7

vacuum cleaner hoses

fresh fruit

a slapper chopper

Kat Von whatever her name is

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Reply #55 posted 03/24/11 10:37am

markpeg

A tattoo of your girlfriend's name.

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Reply #56 posted 03/24/11 10:43am

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markpeg said:

A tattoo of your girlfriend's name.

falloff

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Reply #57 posted 03/24/11 10:44am

johnart

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JerseyKRS said:

I figured there's a thread on fire about what not to put in vaginas, so what the hell?

I'll start:

do NOT put biofreeze on your penis disbelief

OMFGaaaaaaaaaah!!!

When I said "anything mint" on the other thread... redface

Don't keep your jerkoff lotion next to the biofreeze. Especially when they both have pump dispensers. neutral

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Reply #58 posted 03/24/11 10:51am

XxAxX

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10W 40

brillo pads

toothpaste

marshamallows

spare tires

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Reply #59 posted 03/24/11 12:36pm

2freaky4church
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Flypaper.

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, God helppp meeeeeeeeeeeeee

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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