blackbob, I really appreciate your threads.

blackbob said:

physco185 said:

next time u r done with your fleshlight i want u to turn it upside down over your mouth....

then tell me if u like it!!!!

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that thing is in the bin now...it was good for a few weeks but ..nah...i prefer the real thing....

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i can spot a fib a mile away... u were using it and she walked in and u panicked and tossed it out the window....right???????????

but b honest, have u tasted your own????? did u like it?????? do u blame her for not wanting a mouth full????? do u need your juice??????

physco185 said:

blackbob said:

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that thing is in the bin now...it was good for a few weeks but ..nah...i prefer the real thing....

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i can spot a fib a mile away... u were using it and she walked in and u panicked and tossed it out the window....right???????????

but b honest, have u tasted your own????? did u like it?????? do u blame her for not wanting a mouth full????? do u need your juice??????

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do i need my juice ... ...?.....emmm...dont know what you mean by that...

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have i tasted my own...well its difficult not to after nearly 30 years of producing it...not in the habit of tasting it myself.....but its just sperm....no big deal....read that pineapple juice helps but i have never tried that.. ...

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i just got fed up with the sex toy...too much bother...

Lisa10 said:

blackbob, I really appreciate your threads.

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thank you lisa10

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blackbob said:

physco185 said:

i can spot a fib a mile away... u were using it and she walked in and u panicked and tossed it out the window....right???????????

but b honest, have u tasted your own????? did u like it?????? do u blame her for not wanting a mouth full????? do u need your juice??????

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do i need my juice ... ...?.....emmm...dont know what you mean by that...

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have i tasted my own...well its difficult not to after nearly 30 years of producing it...not in the habit of tasting it myself.....but its just sperm....no big deal....read that pineapple juice helps but i have never tried that.. ...

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i just got fed up with the sex toy...too much bother...

paintedlady said to drink plenty of juice if it is bitter

FauxReal said:

luv4u said:

If men have eaten too much salt in their diet, you can tell by the taste of the cum.

I love salt (the movie sucked though). Once upon a time I was told my shit tasted like chicken soup. Not very flattering, but that person was fond of chicken soup so it all worked out.

blackbob said:

physco185 said:

i can spot a fib a mile away... u were using it and she walked in and u panicked and tossed it out the window....right???????????

but b honest, have u tasted your own????? did u like it?????? do u blame her for not wanting a mouth full????? do u need your juice??????

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do i need my juice ... ...?.....emmm...dont know what you mean by that...

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have i tasted my own...well its difficult not to after nearly 30 years of producing it...not in the habit of tasting it myself.....but its just sperm....no big deal....read that pineapple juice helps but i have never tried that.. ...

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i just got fed up with the sex toy...too much bother...

Bob, your threads and your openness and willingness to share your sexual adventures with us are unbelievable.

Have you told her about your fleshlight yet?

Here´s some useful info for you. And if she still doesn´t like to swallow, then so be it. It doesn´t necessarily have to be the taste that´s bothering her.

Do you like to swallow pussy juice? Would you drink milk from a woman´s breast? I heard that there´s an icecream parlour somewhere ( London?) where they serve icecream made from women´s milk.

Anyway, here´s something for you:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

FauxReal said:

luv4u said:

If men have eaten too much salt in their diet, you can tell by the taste of the cum.

I love salt (the movie sucked though). Once upon a time I was told my shit tasted like chicken soup. Not very flattering, but that person was fond of chicken soup so it all worked out.

your shit or your semen?

Let me get this right......

cut out:

alcohol, caffeine, drugs, red meat, milk, cheese, garlic, onions

so my semen will taste better for my partner?

TMI

blackbob said:

johnart said:

If hearing a woman is what really does it for you, then why did you tell her that swallowing does. Not that it's a bad turn on or anything. You know what? Hindsight is 20/20. Shit happens.

It's a lot easier for a dude (in heterosexual relationship), IMO, to not have to do stuff that doesn't turn them on and things still flow (or apparently flow) smoothly. Being they're not usually on the recieving end of stuff.

You may not have ever asked her to do it, and may not want her to do something that she doesn't enjoy (which is totally commendable ), but the seed has been planted that THIS DOES IT FOR YOU, so I can see where it might be difficult for her to now not do it even if she doesn't like it. I would want to do for my partner what he enjoys and having actual knowledge of what that is would make it that much more important that I please him. The task at hand now seems to be making her understand that it's not a dealbreaker for you and that so many other things about her do it for you just as well.

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i really dont mind if she doesnt want to do it....really...i just had the impression that it turned her on to do it....

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and i do drink too much coffee....need to cut down...

Just make sure she knows this.

KoolEaze said:

blackbob said:

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do i need my juice ... ...?.....emmm...dont know what you mean by that...

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have i tasted my own...well its difficult not to after nearly 30 years of producing it...not in the habit of tasting it myself.....but its just sperm....no big deal....read that pineapple juice helps but i have never tried that.. ...

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i just got fed up with the sex toy...too much bother...

Bob, your threads and your openness and willingness to share your sexual adventures with us are unbelievable.

Have you told her about your fleshlight yet?

Here´s some useful info for you. And if she still doesn´t like to swallow, then so be it. It doesn´t necessarily have to be the taste that´s bothering her.

Do you like to swallow pussy juice? Would you drink milk from a woman´s breast? I heard that there´s an icecream parlour somewhere ( London?) where they serve icecream made from women´s milk.

Anyway, here´s something for you:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.

It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.

Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it's a secretion from the body like any other.

Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.

The make up of sperm

Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.

The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.

A man's ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.

The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.

As you can see in terms of semen's composition, it's fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!

Getting a sweeter taste

With sperm taste, the aim is to make it taste sweeter.

All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:

It tastes bitter or salty; let's look at how to make semen taste sweeter

10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do's and don'ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.

Try and eat food "from the earth" i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.

Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn't change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.

Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don't recommend for sperm taste.

You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:

What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!

For more sensible advice on sperm taste and making your semen taste better, as well as male fertility, general health and sex advice including: Articles ezines, magazines and downloads visit:

http://www.net-planet.org...ealth.html

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yes...probably too open...but..hey ...you only live once....

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sex toy....in the bin....gor fed up with it...

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yes ...i enjoy drinking from the furry cup.....all part of good intimate sex with someone you want to be close to.....and just before she climaxes ...i tell her i am going to do it and it turns her on even more.....so not much difference there between me and her there...but i really enjoy it because i see her getting off soo strongly...cant help but be a huge turn on...

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breast milk....eh.... .....no thank you...

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blackbob said:

KoolEaze said:

Bob, your threads and your openness and willingness to share your sexual adventures with us are unbelievable.

Have you told her about your fleshlight yet?

Here´s some useful info for you. And if she still doesn´t like to swallow, then so be it. It doesn´t necessarily have to be the taste that´s bothering her.

Do you like to swallow pussy juice? Would you drink milk from a woman´s breast? I heard that there´s an icecream parlour somewhere ( London?) where they serve icecream made from women´s milk.

Anyway, here´s something for you:

http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste---10-Simple-Tips-For-Better-Tasting-Semen&id=164106

Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.

It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.

Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it's a secretion from the body like any other.

Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.

The make up of sperm

Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.

The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.

A man's ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.

The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.

As you can see in terms of semen's composition, it's fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!

Getting a sweeter taste

With sperm taste, the aim is to make it taste sweeter.

All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:

It tastes bitter or salty; let's look at how to make semen taste sweeter

10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do's and don'ts to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.

Try and eat food "from the earth" i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.

Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn't change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.

Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don't recommend for sperm taste.

You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:

What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!

For more sensible advice on sperm taste and making your semen taste better, as well as male fertility, general health and sex advice including: Articles ezines, magazines and downloads visit:

http://www.net-planet.org...ealth.html

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yes...probably too open...but..hey ...you only live once....

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sex toy....in the bin....gor fed up with it...

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yes ...i enjoy drinking from the furry cup.....all part of good intimate sex with someone you want to be close to.....and just before she climaxes ...i tell her i am going to do it and it turns her on even more.....so not much difference there between me and her there...but i really enjoy it because i see her getting off soo strongly...cant help but be a huge turn on...

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breast milk....eh.... .....no thank you...

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WTF? In the bin? That expensive, brand new fleshlight? Why didn´t you sell it on Ebay?

KoolEaze said:

blackbob said:

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yes...probably too open...but..hey ...you only live once....

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sex toy....in the bin....gor fed up with it...

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yes ...i enjoy drinking from the furry cup.....all part of good intimate sex with someone you want to be close to.....and just before she climaxes ...i tell her i am going to do it and it turns her on even more.....so not much difference there between me and her there...but i really enjoy it because i see her getting off soo strongly...cant help but be a huge turn on...

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breast milk....eh.... .....no thank you...

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WTF? In the bin? That expensive, brand new fleshlight? Why didn´t you sell it on Ebay?

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EHHH.... .....A SECOND HAND MALE SEX TOY...SOMEONE USING THAT,,, !!... ...

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thats worse than the breast milk thought.... .....bad enough me having to use it ...and it was only 16 quid....no big deal....

blackbob said:

KoolEaze said:

WTF? In the bin? That expensive, brand new fleshlight? Why didn´t you sell it on Ebay?

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EHHH.... .....A SECOND HAND MALE SEX TOY...SOMEONE USING THAT,,, !!... ...

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thats worse than the breast milk thought.... .....bad enough me having to use it ...and it was only 16 quid....no big deal....

Hey, don´t be so uptight. You know some people have fetishes.

JerseyKRS said:

Let me get this right......

cut out:

alcohol, caffeine, drugs, red meat, milk, cheese, garlic, onions

so my semen will taste better for my partner?

Right??

Basically starve yourself to within an inch of death and have absolutely no enjoyment in eating those few things you can eat but HEY! At least your nut tastes good...

Dewrede said:

TMI

Then why the hell would you click on any thread in GD that has "swallowing" in its title.

Admit it... you like reading these type of threads just as much as the rest of us mofos do.

blackbob said:

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she dropped this bomb on me the other night...' i dont really like swallowing '...to which i replied...' then why do you do it ? '....' because you like it ' ....to which i repied.. ' if you dont like it then dont do it '......

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i have never asked her to do it....she once asked me what my sexual turn ons were and i said..the thought of a woman swallowing does it for me.....but i never asked her to do it and i dont want her to do things she doesnt enjoy....i get my biggest turn on from watching and hearing her enjoying sex...i have always been like that....so i always thought she did it because it turned her on and she enjoyed it....seems i was wrong.....

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so is this the normal in relationship ?....doing things you aint keen on to keep your partner happy ?....i enjoy everything i do sexually and i certainly wouldnt do something i didnt like during sex...

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amd yes....i have had a drink...

If you were my bf i'd swallow it all down like a greedy pig.

blackbob said:

so is this the normal in relationship ?....doing things you aint keen on to keep your partner happy ?....

Without having read the rest of the thread, yes. It is totally normal to do things to please your partner, even when it's something you don't particularly like. Doesn't mean you need to do it all the time and it doesn't mean you should do anything you're uncomfortable with or particularly loathe, but you should most certainly expect compromise. That's what relationships are about. And heck, if you do it enough and see how happy it makes your partner, chances are you'll become fond of it over time.

I should add, I'm not just talking about in the bedroom either. It really pertains to everything. I don't particularly like some of my bf's tv shows, but I watch them with him because he does. He may not like certain restaurants but he'll go cause he knows I do.

Sounds like you've found a partner who wants to please you. You should feel blessed.

johnart said:

If hearing a woman is what really does it for you, then why did you tell her that swallowing does. Not that it's a bad turn on or anything. You know what? Hindsight is 20/20. Shit happens.

It's a lot easier for a dude (in heterosexual relationship), IMO, to not have to do stuff that doesn't turn them on and things still flow (or apparently flow) smoothly. Being they're not usually on the recieving end of stuff.

You may not have ever asked her to do it, and may not want her to do something that she doesn't enjoy (which is totally commendable ), but the seed has been planted that THIS DOES IT FOR YOU, so I can see where it might be difficult for her to now not do it even if she doesn't like it. I would want to do for my partner what he enjoys and having actual knowledge of what that is would make it that much more important that I please him. The task at hand now seems to be making her understand that it's not a dealbreaker for you and that so many other things about her do it for you just as well.

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Well said!

...and if she still really, really wants to swallow it but doesn't want to taste it, ram it down her throat just as you cum so it bypasses her taste buds.

What's so hot about swallowing ?

InternationalLover82 said:

Women are so incredibly stupid to say they like (or do) things they really don't like to do in the first place.

Keep making her do it as punishment for her dishonesty.

JustErin said:

Women are so incredibly stupid to say they like (or do) things they really don't like to do in the first place.

Keep making her do it as punishment for her dishonesty.

JustErin said:

Women are so incredibly stupid to say they like (or do) things they really don't like to do in the first place.

Keep making her do it as punishment for her dishonesty.

There are times, though I'm loathe to admit it, that I love you.

JustErin said:

Women are so incredibly stupid to say they like (or do) things they really don't like to do in the first place.

Keep making her do it as punishment for her dishonesty.

ParanoidAndroid said:

InternationalLover82 said:

What's so hot about swallowing ?

Come to my place and I'll tell you.

Lisa10 said:

...and if she still really, really wants to swallow it but doesn't want to taste it, ram it down her throat just as you cum so it bypasses her taste buds.

What I want to know is...is swallowing that serious? I mean, going through all of that just to make you cum and then we got to swallow it too?!

Would a dude really be disappointed if a girl spit out his spunk?

Even better question...Do women care if a man swallows her cum? Is it a turn on for you?