Chinese Boob Clamp Ad Mesmerizes All

http://gawker.com/#!57768...erizes-all

Maureen O'Connor —

Watching this ad for a "Chinese boob clamp" that is actually just a corset, (Although maybe corsets should be called woman clamps?) I find myself entranced by the recurring image of breasts mushing together, then falling back apart. Faces lighting up with joy, then hanging with shame. Is this what it's like to be a straight man (or Johnart)?

Lessons of the Chinese boob clamp ad:

• The cells in breasts look like many little breasts.
• The desire to take the fat from your belly and transfer it to your boobs transcends the bounds of language and nation.
• The desire to discuss the globalization of Western of body standards
• The desire to ogle cleavage and type BOOBS repeatedly.
• BOOBS.

and to be more perky and firm, just electrocute your boobs with the Breast Stim!

Tape is cheaper.

but is tape half as much fun (as the above seem to be) ?

This thread is !

A friend just sent me this

The part that makes your boobs [appear] bigger is called: God's Hand

christ that commercial goes on forever!

thank you god!

hahahhahaha!!!

but can God's Hand aid in reduction cause my back hurts

TITAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!

physco185 said:

but can God's Hand aid in reduction cause my back hurts

(sorry about the back pain!)

johnart said:

TITAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!

there are so many of these on youtube... I had no idea..

[Edited 3/4/11 18:46pm]

Breasts were made to be smooshed together.

If you don't believe that baybay Jesus meant it that way, just listen to the applause track.

johnart said:

Breasts were made to be smooshed together.

If you don't believe that baybay Jesus meant it that way, just listen to the applause track.

Are they insinutating that the fat from your stomach is push into your titties?!

I wish that was the case, then I'd have a flat stomach and triple D's.

KidaDynamite said:

Are they insinutating that the fat from your stomach is push into your titties?!

I wish that was the case, then I'd have a flat stomach and triple D's.

I think they are!

Actually I have heard that this type of thing is possible. But it is not the fat that moves. If you tightly wrap a part of your body, the water inside the fat can be displaced temporarily, making it seem less fat. I think this may be part of the reason why our fat seems to collect just above our belts.

But I doubt you can direct your belly fat specifically into your breasts without surgery. That sounds a little too good to be true.

NDRU said:

KidaDynamite said:

Are they insinutating that the fat from your stomach is push into your titties?!

I wish that was the case, then I'd have a flat stomach and triple D's.

I think they are!

Actually I have heard that this type of thing is possible. But it is not the fat that moves. If you tightly wrap a part of your body, the water inside the fat can be displaced temporarily, making it seem less fat. I think this may be part of the reason why our fat seems to collect just above our belts.

But I doubt you can direct your belly fat specifically into your breasts without surgery. That sounds a little too good to be true.

What a mess.

KidaDynamite said:

NDRU said:

I think they are!

Actually I have heard that this type of thing is possible. But it is not the fat that moves. If you tightly wrap a part of your body, the water inside the fat can be displaced temporarily, making it seem less fat. I think this may be part of the reason why our fat seems to collect just above our belts.

But I doubt you can direct your belly fat specifically into your breasts without surgery. That sounds a little too good to be true.

What a mess.

I learned that from a consumer challenge for a cream that claimed to melt away fat, but you had to also wrap the area in plastic for the cream to work. The doctor that they consulted explained that it was just displacing the water and making the area appear thinner.

So the cream FAILED the Fight Back Challenge

physco185 said:

PositivityNYC said:

A friend just sent me this

The part that makes your boobs [appear] bigger is called: God's Hand

I want this for christmas! I want pretty breasts

I don't speak Chinese, but does that commercial claim to enhance milk ducts with air padding???

Those bras look cute, but there will be some disappointed men once those bras come off.

Maytiana said:

PositivityNYC said:

A friend just sent me this

The part that makes your boobs [appear] bigger is called: God's Hand

I want this for christmas! I want pretty breasts

I wonder if any of these distribute outside China...

paintedlady said:

I don't speak Chinese, but does that commercial claim to enhance milk ducts with air padding???

Those bras look cute, but there will be some disappointed men once those bras come off.

not quite worthy of it's own thread, and reminded me of this one......

the strangest things pop into my News Feed on Facebook...