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Thread started 02/25/11 12:29am

funkpill

A Wife Arrived Home

And found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,

into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye,

the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed.

You do whatever you have to do!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 02/25/11 12:37am

morningsong

lol

that's so wrong but it's funny

evillol

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Reply #2 posted 02/25/11 12:41am

Serious

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shake shake shake That's cruel pout

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #3 posted 02/25/11 12:55am

wildgoldenhone
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eek Yikes!

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Reply #4 posted 02/25/11 3:29am

XxAxX

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eek

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Reply #5 posted 02/25/11 3:35am

Steadwood

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omg That sounds what Mrs Steadwood would do neutral lol

smile

guitar I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality biggrin troll guitar


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Reply #6 posted 02/25/11 5:37am

chocolate1

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DAMN! eek

Have a great Friday, tho! lol


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #7 posted 02/25/11 5:53am

PurpleRighteou
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falloff Shouldnt have been fxcking bitches shrug
I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #8 posted 02/25/11 6:54am

Hershe

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...She must be Scorpio.

lol
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Reply #9 posted 02/25/11 7:40am

TD3

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lol lol lol

ah naw, is she some kin to lorena bobbitt?

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Reply #10 posted 02/25/11 8:10am

NMuzakNSoul

lol Happy Friday have a great weekend yall

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Reply #11 posted 02/25/11 9:51am

paintedlady

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evillol

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Reply #12 posted 02/25/11 10:42am

Nothinbutjoy

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I like her thinkin'!!

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

hug martini dancing jig rose hug

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #13 posted 02/25/11 11:19am

Timmy84

falloff

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Reply #14 posted 02/25/11 11:40am

nursev

PurpleRighteous1 said:

falloff Shouldnt have been fxcking bitches shrug

umm...yeah lol

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Reply #15 posted 02/25/11 11:45am

luv4u

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eek and falloff x 1000 evillol

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Reply #16 posted 02/25/11 7:43pm

myfavorite

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.......i mean!...evillol

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #17 posted 02/26/11 4:31pm

CarolewithanE

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Steadwood said:

omg That sounds what Mrs Steadwood would do neutral lol

smile

Whatever gives you that idea Darling wink I love you with all my heart & would never do anything of the sort so your safe fryingpan you might get that though so behave love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm Mrs Steadwood shhh
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Reply #18 posted 02/26/11 4:52pm

Steadwood

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CarolewithanE said:



Steadwood said:


omg That sounds what Mrs Steadwood would do neutral lol




smile



Whatever gives you that idea Darling wink I love you with all my heart & would never do anything of the sort so your safe fryingpan you might get that though so behave love xxxxx




and I wouldn't do such a thing my sweet innocent

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Reply #19 posted 02/26/11 4:53pm

XxAxX

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Steadwood said:

CarolewithanE said:

Whatever gives you that idea Darling wink I love you with all my heart & would never do anything of the sort so your safe fryingpan you might get that though so behave love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

and I wouldn't do such a thing my sweet innocent boxed

OH MY GOD! you two are so cute together mushy

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Reply #20 posted 02/26/11 5:10pm

CarolewithanE

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Steadwood said:

CarolewithanE said:

Whatever gives you that idea Darling wink I love you with all my heart & would never do anything of the sort so your safe fryingpan you might get that though so behave love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

and I wouldn't do such a thing my sweet innocent boxed

Good I hope not & I would never do anything either I'm a 1 man woman hug fish bananadance troll love you Darling xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm Mrs Steadwood shhh
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Reply #21 posted 02/26/11 5:16pm

CarolewithanE

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XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

CarolewithanE said: and I wouldn't do such a thing my sweet innocent boxed

OH MY GOD! you two are so cute together mushy

Thank you we are still on our Honeymoon period only 14 months since we tied the knot whip

I'm Mrs Steadwood shhh
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Reply #22 posted 02/27/11 4:57am

PunkMistress

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CarolewithanE said:

XxAxX said:

OH MY GOD! you two are so cute together mushy

Thank you we are still on our Honeymoon period only 14 months since we tied the knot whip

mushy

It's what you make it.
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Reply #23 posted 02/27/11 5:40am

Billmenever

...pushing his pride aside, he escaped the burning flames with his life. donut donut

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Reply #24 posted 02/27/11 5:42am

JuliePurplehea
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lol How very Saw of her.

Shake it til ya make it dancing jig
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Reply #25 posted 02/27/11 7:30am

dJJ

falloff falloff

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #26 posted 02/27/11 4:20pm

physco185

this is def on my to do list wink

lol

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Reply #27 posted 02/27/11 4:33pm

SherryJackson

falloff Oh you go, woman! lol

Although...now what to do with the woman who's assumedly still in the bed? hmmm

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Reply #28 posted 03/17/11 8:32pm

peb319

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eek

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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