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I'm not worried about spiders anymore, you son of a motherless jackal. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I'm not worried about spiders anymore, you son of a motherless jackal.
Well then, you won't mind when THIS little beauty shows up IN YOUR FRIGGIN' BED!!! 
Just imagine, waking up with my little precious CRAWLING ACROSS YOUR FACE MWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
By the way, this particular spider has been known to eat otters!!! | |
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The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Just how far can Shane Battier throw a brick anyway? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Just how far can Shane Battier throw a brick anyway?
I'm not your friend anymore.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: Just how far can Shane Battier throw a brick anyway?
I'm not your friend anymore. Oh yes you are!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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reminds me of Lurch
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: Just how far can Shane Battier throw a brick anyway?
I'm not your friend anymore. Oh yes you are! Never.
7 days until my birthday. 6 for you, Kirbyroo. -------
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IceNine said: Shane Battier is a floating turd in the cesspool of humanity.
I've heard enough. Whoever he is, he is clearly a muppet. | |
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ian said: IceNine said: Shane Battier is a floating turd in the cesspool of humanity.
I've heard enough. Whoever he is, he is clearly a muppet. EXACTLY! He is a muppet that has been used to wipe someone's shitty ass. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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ian said: IceNine said: Shane Battier is a floating turd in the cesspool of humanity.
I've heard enough. Whoever he is, he is clearly a muppet. Arsehole. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: IceNine said: Shane Battier is a floating turd in the cesspool of humanity.
I've heard enough. Whoever he is, he is clearly a muppet. Arsehole. Now you're getting in the spirit! Although I think calling Mr Battier an arsehole is a tad unnecessary. | |
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Complete penguin shit, like those crazy bastards swimming like dumbasses out in San Francisco. | |
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I don't know any of you (including Shane) but this line just brought out the 12 year in me and I spit milk through my nose.
"You wouldn't slap anyone, you fin-armed, gill-having, cock-smoking, scrotum-lipped, butthole licker." | |
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Who the Hell is Shaun Battier anyway? I'm in England so i don't know.honest. |
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Marrk said: Who the Hell is Shaun Battier anyway? I'm in England so i don't know.honest.
Apparently he is some American basketball player or something | |
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He's the goatse man. That's who BBMD's father is and who she has an incestual relationship with. | |
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IceNine said: ian said: IceNine said: Shane Battier is a floating turd in the cesspool of humanity.
I've heard enough. Whoever he is, he is clearly a muppet. EXACTLY! He is a muppet that has been used to wipe someone's shitty ass. Hey now! Let's not bad-mouth Muppets! Comparing Kermit, Piggie and the gang to this douche-bag is simply not fair! 
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IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! | |
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TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! | |
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TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! Nice one... didn't you have your Shane Battier posters laminated so that your jizz and butt juice don't ruin them? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! Nice one... didn't you have your Shane Battier posters laminated so that your jizz and butt juice don't ruin them? Yes, but I only put those up so you'd have something to get your ass juices flowing. You kept complaining that every time I pulled out of your ass and shot my wad that it was messing up "Shane's beautiful face", so I laminated them. From now on, I'm just gonna make you bury your face in the pillow like any other bitch!! | |
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I'll sign, but only becaues I can't vote five stars and we're all just following IceNine around the boards anyway, right? 
Who is Shane Battier, anyway? | |
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TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! Nice one... didn't you have your Shane Battier posters laminated so that your jizz and butt juice don't ruin them? Yes, but I only put those up so you'd have something to get your ass juices flowing. You kept complaining that every time I pulled out of your ass and shot my wad that it was messing up "Shane's beautiful face", so I laminated them. From now on, I'm just gonna make you bury your face in the pillow like any other bitch!! Your fantasies are intruding on real life again... someone once told me that you actually licked your own jizz and ass juices off of your laminated Shane Battier posters and that you tried to aim all of your fluids in the region of his cock and nuts. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! Nice one... didn't you have your Shane Battier posters laminated so that your jizz and butt juice don't ruin them? Yes, but I only put those up so you'd have something to get your ass juices flowing. You kept complaining that every time I pulled out of your ass and shot my wad that it was messing up "Shane's beautiful face", so I laminated them. From now on, I'm just gonna make you bury your face in the pillow like any other bitch!! Your fantasies are intruding on real life again... someone once told me that you actually licked your own jizz and ass juices off of your laminated Shane Battier posters and that you tried to aim all of your fluids in the region of his cock and nuts. Oh sure, "fantasies". Is that what you're calling them these days? Just because I make you dress like Herve Villichase before I fuck you in the ass doesn't make it Fantasy Island. I just dress you that way to humiliate you. Oh, and that "someone" who told you that shit exists only in your mind! | |
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TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: IceNine said: The spiders aren't working...
How often do you wake up with your chin smelling like some random guy's nuts? Pretty often, eh? I thought so. :LOL: Only as often as you wake up with Shane Battier's spunk on your breath! Damn... I really thought that your chin probably smelled like nuts a lot of the time... I guess I was wrong. You must wash before bedtime, cum guzzler. Only when I'm washing your saliva off my scrotum, you herpes infested cum-bubble! Nice one... didn't you have your Shane Battier posters laminated so that your jizz and butt juice don't ruin them? Yes, but I only put those up so you'd have something to get your ass juices flowing. You kept complaining that every time I pulled out of your ass and shot my wad that it was messing up "Shane's beautiful face", so I laminated them. From now on, I'm just gonna make you bury your face in the pillow like any other bitch!! Your fantasies are intruding on real life again... someone once told me that you actually licked your own jizz and ass juices off of your laminated Shane Battier posters and that you tried to aim all of your fluids in the region of his cock and nuts. Oh sure, "fantasies". Is that what you're calling them these days? Just because I make you dress like Herve Villichase before I fuck you in the ass doesn't make it Fantasy Island. I just dress you that way to humiliate you. Oh, and that "someone" who told you that shit exists only in your mind! Just keep telling yourself that, Sybil... A quick question: What does it sound like when Rabbit howls? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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