"Wrong bone, boy."

NDRU said:

Don't you judge me, a bitch has needs!

I was thinking along the same lines: 'Don't be mad at me! Dogs need love too".

"Rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr rrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrr"

"What's that Shep? Little Timmy's fallen down a well??"

i am sick of all this compromising shit!!!! next time i want a real bone

and.....

if u dont let me sniff your ass this thing is ggggggoooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee

mcmeekle said:

"Rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr rrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrr"

"What's that Shep? Little Timmy's fallen down a well??"

that ALWAYS happens on Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!

no fido, i said 'fetch', not felch

"Did someone say...'doggystyle?'"

physco185 said:

"told 'em, if i lose mine, ain't nobody safe"

now i gota figure out how to wear this cause i really wanna impress that curly haired poodle next door

they r calling me .... so i need to go into another meeting!!!

but b4 i go....

one more

Free to a good home... comes with attachments

So u want me to find u a man with one like this????

Ok I’ll sniff him out!!!!!

oh i cant go to sleep just yet!!!!!!

i have one more caption

this damn dildo made me crossed eyed!!

why did i have to get old mother f'n hubbord

is there a do u easily get addicted thread??????

don't think for a minute that i forgot about Skippy!!!!!

u know how easily i get addicted to things... so this here thread is going to linger....

and i never run out of one liners when it is about sex toys either

ok

ready.......

wolf.... damn it's already punctured... they just dont make em strong anymore wolf

ZombieKitten said:

mcmeekle said:

"Rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr rrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrr"

"What's that Shep? Little Timmy's fallen down a well??"

that ALWAYS happens on Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!

And the rest!

"Click click click click click click"

"What's that Flipper? Susie Granger's dinghy's in trouble off Cobbler's Reef?"

"Click click click click"

"Oh, she's not Granger anymore, got her Mum's name now."

"Click click click click click"

"I'm not surprised, he always was one for the ladies that man."

"Click click click click"

"I hit it too Flipper, she's a fine looking woman...."

"Click click click click click click"

"Ha ha ha! I think that's illegal but you can always ask!"

Every show was the same!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... these floor boards piss me off..... i have no where to bury my bones!!!!!

mcmeekle said:

ZombieKitten said:

that ALWAYS happens on Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!

And the rest!

"Click click click click click click"

"What's that Flipper? Susie Granger's dinghy's in trouble off Cobbler's Reef?"

"Click click click click"

"Oh, she's not Granger anymore, got her Mum's name now."

"Click click click click click"

"I'm not surprised, he always was one for the ladies that man."

"Click click click click"

"I hit it too Flipper, she's a fine looking woman...."

"Click click click click click click"

"Ha ha ha! I think that's illegal but you can always ask!"

Every show was the same!

flipper, kinky bastard

It's amazing what they teach guide dogs for the blind to do these days

Steadwood said:

It's amazing what they teach guide dogs for the blind to do these days

well, the blind have needs too!

physco185 said:

Is that a doggy bone or are you just very happy to see me?