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Poetry By Vanilla Ice Yo, Vanilla kick it one time boy!
Yo, VIP, let's kick it! Ice Ice baby Ice Ice baby All right stop, collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anythin' less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gain way You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumpin' With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no fakin' Cookin' MC's like a pound of bacon Burnin' them if they aint quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a symbol And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waitin' just to say hi Did you stop? No-- I just drove by Kept on pursuin' to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead Yo-- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with the guage and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine-- all I heard was shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, yo-- I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it REPEAT CHORUS Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed It's a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJ's say damn If rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, yo-- I'll solve it Check out the hook while Deshayrevolves it Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother! Ice ice baby too cold too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold Ice Ice baby too cold too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold Mmmhmm!  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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 Brilliant.THIS SPACE IS DEDICATED TO THE GREATEST BISCUIT OF THEM ALL, "C"BISCUIT | |
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Beautiful... Tito, hand me a tissue! | |
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and you're doing all this PANTYLESS??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO! GO GO GO GO  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!  | |
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ping ting. | |
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pop goes the weasel goes the weasel goes POP! "Climb in my fur." | |
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mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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"rounded up all the dope fiends" "Climb in my fur." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!So "Ice Ice Baby" just hit #1 in Kentucky, huh? | |
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mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!So "Ice Ice Baby" just hit #1 in Kentucky, huh? Yeah, we're a little behind. We're still wearing Hammer pants...-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!So "Ice Ice Baby" just hit #1 in Kentucky, huh? Yeah, we're a little behind. We're still wearing Hammer pants...Hammer pants! LOL kickass Battier. | |
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mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!So "Ice Ice Baby" just hit #1 in Kentucky, huh? Yeah, we're a little behind. We're still wearing Hammer pants...Hammer pants! LOL kickass Battier. We sit around all day in this fine state...we farm 'baccer, heard the horses, and umm, help cows over fences...then we watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and umm, listen to Vanilla Ice. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I'm beginning to like you, BBMD. Despite our previous differences of opinion, Vanilla Ice is finally something we can agree on!
Aww yeah! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'till ya' die!So "Ice Ice Baby" just hit #1 in Kentucky, huh? Yeah, we're a little behind. We're still wearing Hammer pants...Hammer pants! LOL kickass Battier. We sit around all day in this fine state...we farm 'baccer, heard the horses, and umm, help cows over fences...then we watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and umm, listen to Vanilla Ice. ...all the while wearing nothing but a fresh pair of "Hammer pants" and no shoes. | |
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mrdespues said: ...all the while wearing nothing but a fresh pair of "Hammer pants" and no shoes.
With a big wad of tobacco in our mouths the whole time.  -------
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