I swear I don't remember this happening to me last time I was pregnant.

I don't know what to do.

I ate a shit load of fruit......Flax seed........Drank wheat grass and barley grass.

Not even a rumble down there.

What is going to happen to me?

I even googled how to perform a C-section from your living room.

Nothing came up.

Prune juice... works like a charm! Just becareful how much you drink!

dyno rod

Maybe a trip to the Drs and they will give you a suppository to shove up yer bum and then a weight will be lifted and you will be seeing some friends off to the sea!!!

OMG.

I have a doctors appointment Thursday.

TinaZ Todd tried to talk me in to getting prune juice when we were at the store yesterday and I wouldn't.

Where is all my food going?????????

TotalANXiousNESS said:

OMG.

I have a doctors appointment Thursday.

TinaZ Todd tried to talk me in to getting prune juice when we were at the store yesterday and I wouldn't.

Where is all my food going?????????

Its just piling up and needs to be got rid of as it will make you feel uncomfortable and miserable - you don't want it to become compacted. A gentle suppository will get rid of it.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

OMG.

I have a doctors appointment Thursday.

TinaZ Todd tried to talk me in to getting prune juice when we were at the store yesterday and I wouldn't.

Where is all my food going?????????

Its just sitting in your bowels.... You should drink tons of water because you dont want to become impacted! You should get the prune juice, it tastes nasty but it is drinkable, and works really well! Start with a small glass, and in a few hours of it hasnt worked, have another and continue until..... well, you know! You may want to find a stool softner as well... they are little capsule type things you swallow... keeps things, ummmm soft!

Fiber choice tablets are good. I also eat Wheaties Fuel. I'm usually pooping

in no time after a good wholesome bowl. Good luck with whatever method

you choose and blow that shit out.

Holy fuck. What is impacted????? What if I have it already?????

I always poop. always. OMG, I can''t take it.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Holy fuck. What is impacted????? What if I have it already?????

I always poop. always. OMG, I can''t take it.

Honey - take a deep breath and pull yer knickers up.... no need to fuss

It just means that the poop is dry and hard and needs softening to come out - sometimes medication has this effect eg painkillers - iron tablets - drink tons of water (and be brave a get that prune juice!)

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Holy fuck. What is impacted????? What if I have it already?????

I always poop. always. OMG, I can''t take it.

It will be ok... it happens alot to pregnant women!

Okay if you's say so.

I will get the prune juice and take it from there.

this thread. sorry Dani! that will hurt when it comes out, you'll want to *do* something about that. hope you feel better soon, that sux!

yeah prune juice....

Honey, eat you a big ole plate of greens. Mustards, turnips, or collards, it don't matter. You'll be running to that bathroom in a few hours.

I cannot function until I poop.

I'm gonna try every damned remedy I can until I do.

Oh, I forgot. Go to your nearest Indian restaurant. It better be close to your house though because if it isn't, you won't make it home without shitting on yourself. Your asshole is going to burn though because it's very spicy food but it's delicious.

My health teacher back in high school said that you should be pooping at least 3 times a day. But in your case, lots and lots of fiber and water should do the trick. Good luck with your appointment. Hope everything goes well.

I forget what it's called, but that stuff I had to drink before my colonostophy will do the trick for you.

tinaz said:

Prune juice... works like a charm! Just becareful how much you drink!

Yup, but my grandma said it always works better when it's warm. She would also add a shot or two of milk of magnesia to it when the grandkids got really backed up. Guaranteed to get your ass movin' in a few hours.

Magnesium Citrate will do the trick with water...

I must drink that from time to time...

I ain't shame

you could try some Benefiber, too, or something like this

http://www.amazon.com/gp/...XHAZKEFEA6

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

My health teacher back in high school said that you should be pooping at least 3 times a day. But in your case, lots and lots of fiber and water should do the trick. Good luck with your appointment. Hope everything goes well.

Three times a day? The only time I poop three times a day is if I have diarreah, or a stomach virus.

how come no one suggested anal sex.... sometimes u need to stick something in to unblock the passage way

that used to happen to me...it's a third one thing i think

u can also eat prunes and dates and nuts.

just as long as u get to go b4 the baby arrives.... because that is a very awkward moment

Soooooo.... Totalanx... Have you dont the deed yet?

physco185 said:

how come no one suggested anal sex.... sometimes u need to stick something in to unblock the passage way

that's vile

physco185 said:

just as long as u get to go b4 the baby arrives.... because that is a very awkward moment

omg, I've heard about that. Dani could end up pushing out two babies at the same time.

whistle said:

physco185 said:

how come no one suggested anal sex.... sometimes u need to stick something in to unblock the passage way

that's vile

because i was being induced i knew the date and time... and for 2 days i just freaked... the more i tried that less i could go.... i rang up the doc and he said it's ok the mid wife will sort it out

i think that mid wife quit her job soon after

at some point she is going to post something that lets us all know she just dropped a deuce!

by the way, this AM I was stuck in traffic and had to pee so bad I had to get a towel to pee on.

Have a spinach salad.