Rat Bites Prisoner's Penis, Lawsuit (and Nightmares) Ensue
A Long Island man who woke up in jail to find a rat gnawing on his genitals is suing Nassau County for "failing to adequately protect him from rodents" when he was jailed at the Nassau County Correctional Center in 2007 on a charge of menacing his wife. It seems Peter Solomon was barely behind bars a week before some rat tried to make him its bitch. Solomon, a Vietnam veteran PTSD, had been transferred to the facility's mental observation unit, where he was sleeping in his cell one night when a rat emerged from inside the mattress and bit his penis. He was treated and given rabies shots at a nearby hospital, but "there was no significant blood loss and the wound did not require stitching"...
Rat Bites Prisoner's Penis, Lawsuit (and Nightmares) Ensue
A Long Island man who woke up in jail to find a rat gnawing on his genitals is suing Nassau County for "failing to adequately protect him from rodents" when he was jailed at the Nassau County Correctional Center in 2007 on a charge of menacing his wife. It seems Peter Solomon was barely behind bars a week before some rat tried to make him its bitch. Solomon, a Vietnam veteran PTSD, had been transferred to the facility's mental observation unit, where he was sleeping in his cell one night when a rat emerged from inside the mattress and bit his penis. He was treated and given rabies shots at a nearby hospital, but "there was no significant blood loss and the wound did not require stitching"...
Shit...remember my sleep paralysis thread where I said it felt like rodents were running around in my mattress? Those sons of bitches are really in there plotting my dick's demise, aren't they?
Shit...remember my sleep paralysis thread where I said it felt like rodents were running around in my mattress? Those sons of bitches are really in there plotting my dick's demise, aren't they?
I don't remember that thread, but oh lord...paralyzed while rat's gnaw away on your gonads? That has to be the worst kind of hell.
Shit...remember my sleep paralysis thread where I said it felt like rodents were running around in my mattress? Those sons of bitches are really in there plotting my dick's demise, aren't they?
I don't remember that thread, but oh lord...paralyzed while rat's gnaw away on your gonads? That has to be the worst kind of hell.
Yeah...I'd rather fight Freddy Krueger when I'm asleep than contend with a swarming legion of mattress-dwelling, dick-eating Hellspawn.
Rat Bites Prisoner's Penis, Lawsuit (and Nightmares) Ensue
A Long Island man who woke up in jail to find a rat gnawing on his genitals is suing Nassau County for "failing to adequately protect him from rodents" when he was jailed at the Nassau County Correctional Center in 2007 on a charge of menacing his wife. It seems Peter Solomon was barely behind bars a week before some rat tried to make him its bitch. Solomon, a Vietnam veteran PTSD, had been transferred to the facility's mental observation unit, where he was sleeping in his cell one night when a rat emerged from inside the mattress and bit his penis. He was treated and given rabies shots at a nearby hospital, but "there was no significant blood loss and the wound did not require stitching"...
But was the dick good tho?
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I don't remember that thread, but oh lord...paralyzed while rat's gnaw away on your gonads? That has to be the worst kind of hell.
But was the dick good tho?
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