coffee helps me.

or an enema! they can help. or just drink water. just not so much to get sick. Someone could, em... help you. It may need some assistance.

I POOPED!!!!!!

I don't think it was all of my poop. Cuz I ate a lot of food this weekend, there is no way thaat was all of it. I feel much better though!

Thanks for sticking by me in these tough times.

Don't post on the board. Go see a doctor about your issue.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I POOPED!!!!!!

I don't think it was all of my poop. Cuz I ate a lot of food this weekend, there is no way thaat was all of it. I feel much better though!

Thanks for sticking by me in these tough times.

hey r u going to tell us where we can send some baby stuff????

I'm sure she's just fine. But in addition to prune juice, take some really good probiotics. Not only will it help your digestive system with maintaining regularity, but it will also help the little one growing inside you to build immunity from a lot of future ailments and diseases.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I POOPED!!!!!!

I don't think it was all of my poop. Cuz I ate a lot of food this weekend, there is no way thaat was all of it. I feel much better though!

Thanks for sticking by me in these tough times.

post of the year!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I POOPED!!!!!!

I don't think it was all of my poop. Cuz I ate a lot of food this weekend, there is no way thaat was all of it. I feel much better though!

Thanks for sticking by me in these tough times.

woo hoo!

32oz of apple juice. At least it's nice to drink.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Holy fuck. What is impacted????? What if I have it already?????

I always poop. always. OMG, I can''t take it.

Red Beans & Brown Rice.....the more you keep on eat them, the more you will shit them!

TonyVanDam said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Holy fuck. What is impacted????? What if I have it already?????

I always poop. always. OMG, I can''t take it.

Red Beans & Brown Rice.....the more you keep on eat them, the more you will shit them!

Hell yeah!

This is my shit, for real. I bring back like 15 boxes every time I come back from the States

Unfortunately, even in questionable company this does not permit the use of "duck tape"

Militant said:

TonyVanDam said:

Red Beans & Brown Rice.....the more you keep on eat them, the more you will shit them!

Hell yeah!

This is my shit, for real. I bring back like 15 boxes every time I come back from the States

THAT^ works too.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I cannot function until I poop.

I'm gonna try every damned remedy I can until I do.

Stir fry some broccoli in some olive oil, that should get that bullet train choo choo-ing from out that tunnel.

Militant said:

TonyVanDam said:

Red Beans & Brown Rice.....the more you keep on eat them, the more you will shit them!

Hell yeah!

This is my shit, for real. I bring back like 15 boxes every time I come back from the States

I know you're a vegetarian but I love putting turkey sausage in that.

Drink a couple of bottles of Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider in one go and you'll be gushing in no time.

KidaDynamite said:

Militant said:

Hell yeah!

This is my shit, for real. I bring back like 15 boxes every time I come back from the States

I know you're a vegetarian but I love putting turkey sausage in that.

Imma try it!!!

Militant said:

KidaDynamite said:

I know you're a vegetarian but I love putting turkey sausage in that.

Imma try it!!!

Tell me how it turns out.

Where is that thread about colon cleansing when you need it....

Yes, I also advise having a nice hot cup of strong coffee! Works for me everytime!

sextonseven said:

physco185 said:

just as long as u get to go b4 the baby arrives.... because that is a very awkward moment

omg, I've heard about that. Dani could end up pushing out two babies at the same time.

everyone does that - it's normal

BlackAdder7 said:

Unfortunately, even in questionable company this does not permit the use of "duck tape"

oooopsies!

You know I have never been so pleased for someone to have had a shit! This is what the Org does to you!!

blueblossom said:

You know I have never been so pleased for someone to have had a shit! This is what the Org does to you!!

i am glad everything came out okay!

ladymelrose said:

Just reading this thread makes mu butt hurt.

come on baby make it hurt so good

Sometimes poop don't pass like it should
You make it hurt so good

vainandy said:

Honey, eat you a big ole plate of greens. Mustards, turnips, or collards, it don't matter. You'll be running to that bathroom in a few hours.

Oh yes, you will!!

KatSkrizzle said:

vainandy said:

Honey, eat you a big ole plate of greens. Mustards, turnips, or collards, it don't matter. You'll be running to that bathroom in a few hours.

Oh yes, you will!!

or just eat the special at the local Waffle House!

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

omg, I've heard about that. Dani could end up pushing out two babies at the same time.

everyone does that - it's normal

Everyone??? I'm never giving birth.

I had a dry shit tonight after nearly a week of no shitting. I'm a bit pissed cause i wasted toilet roll, i wiped and wiped, but nothing! poor tree. what a fucking waste.