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THE LAST SEX THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep this is my last sex thread. I'm done dammit. My New Year's resolution is to get right with the Lord and stop all this foolishness and sex obsession. I am a heathen and I need to get it out of my system and prepare for the New World Order. Plus....it's just not ladylike to talk about fucking all the time. Who am I? Kim Kardashian? Fuckkkk that!!!!!
No more talking about:
Dildos Monster Cocks Average cocks Clit ticklers Penis Rings Getting my coochie licked and sucked Getting my ass spanked Biting his ass Sucking him off Having my toes sucked No I'm not sucking your toes you bastard Pancake syrup Whip Cream Olives Strap Ons ( I know I know but I just caint so get over it)
Swings Tennis Rackets That musician chick with all the money (You cute as hell but it aint happening!) Baby Oil (oooh I love me some baby oil) My Boss (why don't you love me His Friend (nucca got a pipe bomb in his pants i swear) That suspected gay dude who may not even be gay ( Those twins back in college (which one of you did I fuck exactly?) Minaj (I wish I had her booty! I love to look at it and for that...I hate her!) Sweaty nutsacks ( U Stink but I love to play with you) Michael Jai White (yes I will swallow your future kids if you let me) Ryan Reynolds (yes you don't need no children either....GULP!) Cum in my face and hair. (now that's just wrong)
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like I kinda love you?)
please be str8 cuz I honestly can't tell and you staring at me then looking away is not helping. )
Ok I have purged about 10% of my heatheness. YOUR TURN!!!!!!
I need a little heathenness in my life. Can I claim that 10% you're abandoning? | |
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It's all yours!!! | |
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Actually let's make that five percent.
Otherwise it sounds like I'm requesting cum in my face and stuff. | |
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Cum in your face is a no but you will suck Michael and Ryan? Alrighty then. | |
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Swallowing is still on the menu for discussion,
Seriously, I'm a Christian and single, its a hard life ya know.... not fornincating. So I pray, not for strength, 'cause I'm a punk like that, but for His forgivness and grace while I aim at getting my endorphine rushes on.
I switched to masturbating since I felt like a hypocrit, but then after a few years of that I surrendered and gave in to getting sweatty and hot with a guy. I like sucking and fucking, and God knows this, so he sent a 6'4" man my way..... God works in wonderous ways.... maybe me and him can learn to love the Lord together instead of just ourselves. Maybe craving the taste of his cum is (yeah I admit that... its good dammit) what He intended and it keeps me sane.
I hope to figure it out this year, but God gave me the peace to go on if I don't work it out in 2011.
Heck, He let me know I need to lose some weight in several ways, first things first....
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I can still talk to you!
look at all the org heathens tryna hide!
I C U !!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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.. [Edited 12/31/10 11:14am] | |
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Are you kidding? This is the Org we'e taking about.
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If this is you New Year's resolutiuon, then you'll surely break that resolution in about a week or two the same way people who make resolutions to go on a diet and lose 20 to 30 pounds always break their resolution by mid-month.
I have faith!!! I can keep my NY resolution if I push myself.
The Lord is my shepard and I shalt not want, walk, wilt or whatever....
Miss Painted you're my girl!!!
Ya know....I tried that masturbation thing but my hand always ends up hurting. Do you lay on your back, side or on all fours? I like all fours cuz I'm a natural thruster. That's why I like being on top too. I'm riding! Ride or die chick that's what's up. Click Clack! | |
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You know just how I feel. I want to be good and clean and wholesome but there's that part of me that just wants to bounce on the dick ya know. Get my mouth all around it (for the right guy) and thrown up against the wall! Ahhhh L' Amore.
I mean, if they play with with my sweaty nutsack and spank my ass then I guess I owe it to them. | |
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Are you sure you can keep this resolution?
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Can't help you with that crazy "not be a sex-crazed heathen" thing... I just  on my lunch break from work!  | |
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You'll be back.....
But I admire your moxie, Des! I always considered you a lady, even when you did get nasty.
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but where else can we go to talk about cheerleader costumes and fisting and lollypops and such?? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Omfg!.. | |
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but erm good luck with that resolution!..You heathen you!didn't you do the poo water thread yesterday? did you get some kind of rash? is that why you started this thread? everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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I admire your use of the word moxie | |
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Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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really after posting that? shit i really need a second notch on my post. i'm gonna explode  i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol     I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed.    no one tops prince in concert! | |
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Sweaty Nutsacks (U stink but I love to play with u)
Fantastic.   She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... | |
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Let's hope not "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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You need Baby Jesus Play Auntie. | |
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I already have Lord Jesus... I just need to actually listen more. | |
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Oo LOOK!
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If we can't talk about clit ticklers and cum in my hair, I'm leaving!
 ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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I am still trying to recall this sex thing of which you speak. Such a vague memory.... :hmm2: I am so not a heathen. Hell, the only way I can get my titties groped is to go visit Johnart! Oh how the mighty hath fallen.  | |
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you are something else, young lady "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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I just started getting good dick on the regular. You're on your own. | |
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