turn-off: making lists and taking yourself far too seriously

turn-on: a sense of humour and an open mind

veronikka said:

KoolEaze said:

Part II, huge turn offs:

- women who make too much noise while eating potato chips

I think I make too much noise while chewing gum, I've even been told it's rude

Oh come on, you´re the exception to the rule...you know you could make earthquake and hurricane sounds while eating or chewing and I´d still find you sexy. I really like you a lot for so many different reasons.

Plus you´re a good photographer.

KoolEaze said:

veronikka said:

I think I make too much noise while chewing gum, I've even been told it's rude

Oh come on, you´re the exception to the rule...you know you could make earthquake and hurricane sounds while eating or chewing and I´d still find you sexy. I really like you a lot for so many different reasons.

Plus you´re a good photographer.

lazycrockett said:

Major Turn off: People who are cheap tippers. I will only not date you, I wont be your friend and Ill tell everyone I know what a cheap ass you are.

What happened to the word WEIRD????

I don't see anything weird about being turned off by cheap ass people.

Now if you told me that you were at a bar and watched someone buy drink after drink and keep stiffing the bartender and you got totally turned on by that, now THAT my friend is weird.

Another orger commented on beiing turned off by the use of the word ni@@er. What is weird aboout that?

If however someone came on here and said that nothing turns them on more then having a pretty white woman call them the N word over and over again , well that is too weird.

Weird is when it makes no sense at all and defies logic or you know that most others would find what you are attracted to very unattractive.

Dita Von Teese got letters from her fans that were weird. One of them was from a man who got completely turned on by a beautiful woman littering. If a woman would walk down the street, pop a piece of gum into her mouth and then throw the rapper on the ground that would be a total turn on for this man. Now we are talking weird.

Here are some of my turn offs that I think are weird because I can not get passed them.

If a guy has a short or thick neck

If a guy has paper thin lips

If they are very large boned

I can be a friend, I can love them, but I can not get myself to think of them as sexually attractive. Overly hairy men the same. They may be nice guys and all and very clean, but I don't want to see them naked. EVER. But I will be their friend.

The thread says "weird turn ons/offs" but some people are putting their normal turn ons and offs.. okay.

InternationalLover82 said:

The thread says "weird turn ons/offs" but some people are putting their normal turn ons and offs.. okay.

That's why I didn't mention shoes and hats. Nothin' weird about them.

Turn offs...

Hair growing on the back of a mans neck...

Eye poop..

bad breath..

Long nails on a man..

PurpleDiamond2009 said:

WaterInYourBath said:

My GOODNESS, I'm the exact opposite.

That man's body is extremely beautiful to me.

me tooooooooo!

tinaz said:

Eye poop..

Never heard it called that before.

Cerebus said:

tinaz said:

Eye poop..

Never heard it called that before.

Ive called it that since I was a kid...

Turn Offs

- Long nails on guys. It really grosses me out.

- Ugly feet; if you have hideous feet, I do not want to be anywhere near you.

- Perfectly straight teeth. I dig a little imperfection.

- Super muscular dudes. Ew.

- Blue eyes. No. No. No.

Turn Ons

- Neck Tattoos. A brotha with a neck tattoo equals instant wet panties.

- Long hair or BIG afro puffs. Hands it that shit allllll dayyyyy.

- Imperfect teeth. Not like, a jacked up grill piece, but something sexy like Dolla (RIP) below is a huge turn on to me.

Acrylic said:

Turn Offs

- Blue eyes. No. No. No.

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Wierd turn ons:

* Seeing a person who usually wears eyeglasses take them off.

* Seeing a person genuinely lost in uncontrollable laughter.

* Women who master techniques -- e.g. certain musical instruments, power tools or the martial arts -- often attributed to maleness.
* A chip in the illusion (or delusion) of masculine invulnerability -- stuff like a slight speech impediments, a slightly clumsy gait, a crying spell, visible nervous shakes, dental braces or cowlicks.

* LOTS of body hair... but only on men. It's mega sexist, I know, but I think women should be smooth.

* Women with just the right smell. A good-smelling person is something most people appreciate -- and many women do smell fine -- but a noticeably good-smelling woman is particularly captivating to me, maybe because 1) I'm nearly only into men; and 2) I don't generally like most women's fragrances as they're WAY too floral or fruity. When a woman wears a scent that is just right, though...

Cerebus said:

Acrylic said:

Turn Offs

- Blue eyes. No. No. No.

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Most women LOVE a man with blue eyes; I guess I'm the oddball out.

Acrylic said:

Cerebus said:

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Most women LOVE a man with blue eyes; I guess I'm the oddball out.

Well, it makes sense that some people wouldn't like a certain color, because as you said, some people DO like certain colors (personally, I just like eyes with depth - hard to explain but I know it when I see it). I'd just never heard it expressed as a turn off before. So for me, that definitely sounded weird. Plus... I have beautiful blue eyes.

Cerebus said:

Acrylic said:

Turn Offs

- Blue eyes. No. No. No.

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Are blue eyes really a turn off? I frankly just don't notice them anymore... unless they're on a person of some darker ethnicity.

Green or grey eyes, though, I notice on nearly anyone -- and they are a turn on!

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Lammastide said:

Cerebus said:

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Are blue eyes really a turn off? I frankly just don't notice them... unless they're on a person of some darker ethnicity.

Well, I don't think they are. I was just calling Acrylic weird.

Lammastide said:

Cerebus said:

Ding! Ding! Ding! And we have a winner!

Are blue eyes really a turn off? I frankly just don't notice them... unless they're on a person of some darker ethnicity.

For me, they are. For most, no.

I've seen black guys with greenish-hazel eyes, and that's kinda hot, but other than that, I am deeply attracted to men with dark eyes. I love looking into someone's eyes, and the darker they are, I feel like I get lost in them. Blue eyes give me the opposite feeling. It's just the strange way my mind works.

Deadflow3r said:

lazycrockett said:

Major Turn off: People who are cheap tippers. I will only not date you, I wont be your friend and Ill tell everyone I know what a cheap ass you are.

What happened to the word WEIRD????

I don't see anything weird about being turned off by cheap ass people.

Now if you told me that you were at a bar and watched someone buy drink after drink and keep stiffing the bartender and you got totally turned on by that, now THAT my friend is weird.

Another orger commented on beiing turned off by the use of the word ni@@er. What is weird aboout that?

If however someone came on here and said that nothing turns them on more then having a pretty white woman call them the N word over and over again , well that is too weird.

Weird is when it makes no sense at all and defies logic or you know that most others would find what you are attracted to very unattractive.

Dita Von Teese got letters from her fans that were weird. One of them was from a man who got completely turned on by a beautiful woman littering. If a woman would walk down the street, pop a piece of gum into her mouth and then throw the rapper on the ground that would be a total turn on for this man. Now we are talking weird.

You´re right , some of the things I mentioned are not really that weird....but then again, I really had a hard time trying to explain to that girl why her constant use of the word ni...er bothered me a lot and why it was a huge turn off. But I understand your point.

How is this for weirdness......German music TV channel VIVA´s VJ Gülcan Karahanci-Kamps once had a hardcore fan who would constantly send her e-mails, telling her how much he adored her feet and his biggest turn-on was to see her destroy a toy train with her feet.

After weeks of begging, she finally gave in and destroyed the toy train during a live broadcast.

Here´s a video:

http://www.myvideo.de/wat..._zertreten

My weird turn ons: short guys, bald guys (like Howie Mandel), men with long hair past shoulders, feminine looking asian men, men with perms, men who are metrosexual, baby-faced.

Weird Turn offs: guys who are big-boned or very muscular.

Deadflow3r said:

Here are some of my turn offs that I think are weird because I can not get passed them.

If a guy has a short or thick neck

If a guy has paper thin lips

If they are very large boned

I can be a friend, I can love them, but I can not get myself to think of them as sexually attractive. Overly hairy men the same. They may be nice guys and all and very clean, but I don't want to see them naked. EVER. But I will be their friend.

I can relate to that.

I love long appendages (long neck, long arms, long legs) on medium-sized men (5'8" - 5'10", and like 150-175 lbs). I guess that could be considered weird. And muscles (or the desire to seriously train and develop them) is a requirement, lol.

KoolEaze said:

Deadflow3r said:

What happened to the word WEIRD????

I don't see anything weird about being turned off by cheap ass people.

Now if you told me that you were at a bar and watched someone buy drink after drink and keep stiffing the bartender and you got totally turned on by that, now THAT my friend is weird.

Another orger commented on beiing turned off by the use of the word ni@@er. What is weird aboout that?

If however someone came on here and said that nothing turns them on more then having a pretty white woman call them the N word over and over again , well that is too weird.

Weird is when it makes no sense at all and defies logic or you know that most others would find what you are attracted to very unattractive.

Dita Von Teese got letters from her fans that were weird. One of them was from a man who got completely turned on by a beautiful woman littering. If a woman would walk down the street, pop a piece of gum into her mouth and then throw the rapper on the ground that would be a total turn on for this man. Now we are talking weird.

You´re right , some of the things I mentioned are not really that weird....but then again, I really had a hard time trying to explain to that girl why her constant use of the word ni...er bothered me a lot and why it was a huge turn off. But I understand your point.

How is this for weirdness......German music TV channel VIVA´s VJ Gülcan Karahanci-Kamps once had a hardcore fan who would constantly send her e-mails, telling her how much he adored her feet and his biggest turn-on was to see her destroy a toy train with her feet.

After weeks of begging, she finally gave in and destroyed the toy train during a live broadcast.

Here´s a video:

http://www.myvideo.de/wat..._zertreten

I cannot watch the clip right now, but I never heard about that . I didn't even know she goes by that double-name since her marrigae . I just heard Sonja Kraus (Pro7) mention several times that she always gets letters from men who are fascinated by her feet .

I thought of another turn off..

neck tattoos...

KoolEaze said:

Ottensen said:

Nein. brötchenfüsse.

Ahhhhh, okay, I get it. You mean like the Incredible Hulk?

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Yup. That's close. Here's an even better example.

I don't know if this counts as weird:

Turn offs:

Any women that have been with Bobby Brown, Bruce Willis, any body from the Jersey Shore TV show, or any other douche bag.

Any woman who wear boxy, men cut/styled clothing.

Any woman who wont purify themselves in the water of Lake Minnetonka.

Turn ons:

Women with the screen name: KidaDynamite

kewlschool said:

I don't know if this counts as weird:

Turn offs:

Any women that have been with Bobby Brown, Bruce Willis, any body from the Jersey Shore TV show, or any other douche bag.

Any woman who wear boxy, men cut/styled clothing.

Any woman who wont purify themselves in the water of Lake Minnetonka.

Turn ons:

Women with the screen name: KidaDynamite

Thank you! I can´t stand Bruce Willis ( and I think I also mentioned that in my turn-off list).

Turn offs:

Fake boobs, women with short hair, shaved va-jay-jays, tattoos on women, and women who say stupid shit trying to be cute (one example: my wife used to call Dr Pepper "Dr Pecker". She said it in a "sexy" voice and it always pissed me off!)

Turn ons:

Sports knowledge, full lips, raspy voices (Gladys knight, Stevie Nicks, Demi Moore), and distinct voices (Jennifer Tilly and Fran Drescher--yes, Fran! Damn that voice is hot!)

Oh Mr. Sheffield!

StonedImmaculate said:

Turn offs:

Fake boobs, women with short hair, shaved va-jay-jays, tattoos on women, and women who say stupid shit trying to be cute (one example: my wife used to call Dr Pepper "Dr Pecker". She said it in a "sexy" voice and it always pissed me off!)

Turn ons:

Sports knowledge, full lips, raspy voices (Gladys knight, Stevie Nicks, Demi Moore), and distinct voices (Jennifer Tilly and Fran Drescher--yes, Fran! Damn that voice is hot!)

Oh Mr. Sheffield!

Amen to all of that!

For men.... hmm.....

Turn offs:

Boston/New England (?) accents - (Sorry.)

Long fingernails (Fuck no!)

No neck (Esther Rolle in the house!)

Arched eyebrows (A little trim wouldn't hurt.)

Pretty motherfuckers (Like Andre Cymone or that guy from Shalamar. The guys who look better than I do when made up. )

Whispery and/or creepy voices

Stoners laugh (That shit gets annoying after hearing it the third time. )

Disproportioned bodies (Esp. short torso, long ass legs. )

Turn ons:

Lack of tattoos (It's like a rare occasion to see inkless specimens.)

Juicers and the like (Muscular mofos with the veins who look like they will spontaneously combust in the heat. And they have tans too. Not a good look, mane!)

I guess that's it. I can't think of anything now....

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