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Reply #60 posted 01/04/11 1:49pm

Vendetta1

Holy fuck this thread got all kinds of wrong and all up in my koolaid.falloff
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Reply #61 posted 01/04/11 1:54pm

PurpleRighteou
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I just started getting good dick on the regular. You're on your own. wave

falloff woot! for you.

I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #62 posted 01/04/11 1:54pm

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myfavorite said:

This is gonna be my fuckinest year yet.........fuck it i need the exercise...smile

Fuckinest!!! AWESOME! highfive

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Reply #63 posted 01/04/11 2:01pm

SoDamnFunky

eek

I want to experience
the taste of dark berry nectar
the seed of life
heaven everlasting
the phone just won't suffice no more
my imagination is filled
and my cup runneth over
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Reply #64 posted 01/04/11 2:13pm

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SoDamnFunky said:

eek

lol

Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!"
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Reply #65 posted 01/07/11 8:09am

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I have faith!!! I can keep my NY resolution if I push myself.

The Lord is my shepard and I shalt not want, walk, wilt or whatever....

lol

Miss Painted you're my girl!!! hug You know just how I feel. I want to be good and clean and wholesome but there's that part of me that just wants to bounce on the dick ya know. Get my mouth all around it (for the right guy) and thrown up against the wall! Ahhhh L' Amore.

Ya know....I tried that masturbation thing but my hand always ends up hurting. Do you lay on your back, side or on all fours? I like all fours cuz I'm a natural thruster. That's why I like being on top too. I'm riding! Ride or die chick that's what's up. Click Clack!

OMG!! How did I miss this...

for those that don't masturbate and don't like it do not read on... this is not for you.

when I did/do masturbate, I would sit on it ... its a great work out. Oh! I recommend that hippity-hop joint. nod

My vibrators wouldn't last lone since I bought the cyberskin ones (balls attached- for clitoral or anal stimulation) . They wear down fast and aren't too good on the boiling process. But they feel great. My wrists hurt often and my vaj since I would buy larger sized toys... not recommened! I didn't care too much for my rabbit, harder plastic dildos or dongs didn't do it for me.

But honestly the best was a multi-speed shower head (hand-held). It was quick and easy and no penetration was required. I could squirt and clean up wasn't needed since I was in the shower. It was also therapudic during menstruation since it calmed my cramping and eased my other symptoms.

I slept better too. If you are having sleepless nights, that's the best remedy is a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

I did this for almost three years, I was done with the dating scene at the time, now I have a bed buddy and I don't push my own buttons anymore. Mysteriously, my showerhead broke while my guy was taking a shower and he replaced it with one that wasn't hand held .... hmmm

Hurray for the sex toy talk. If Dez thinks she is going to keep this new years resolution she needs to be one that reads on. I fortunately found out that there is a sex toy store less than a 10 minute walk from my house. It has been there almost a year but I just noticed it. I can't afford to buy much if anything so ideas of what sex toys are a must is great. Thanks paintedlady. I bought myself a 6inch dong and some flavored lube to suck on while I masturbate. My mouth is tiny and I would love to increase it's size should someone bigger than this dong enter my life.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #66 posted 01/07/11 9:46am

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Did Desiree get banned or something? neutral

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #67 posted 01/08/11 1:00pm

Deadflow3r

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bboy87 said:

Did Desiree get banned or something? neutral

She has gone the way of Anxiety and TheVoid. She was not banned but chose to close out her account.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #68 posted 01/08/11 4:06pm

RenHoek

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Deadflow3r said:

bboy87 said:

Did Desiree get banned or something? neutral

She has gone the way of Anxiety and TheVoid. She was not banned but chose to close out her account.

THA FCUK??!! whofarted

whyyyyyy... bawl

I'm SO gonna miss her... mushy

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #69 posted 01/08/11 5:51pm

KingBAD

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THE LAST SEX THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep this is my last sex thread. I'm done dammit. "

wasn't this your '02 resalution???

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #70 posted 01/08/11 5:53pm

SherryJackson

RenHoek said:

Deadflow3r said:

She has gone the way of Anxiety and TheVoid. She was not banned but chose to close out her account.

THA FCUK??!! whofarted

whyyyyyy... bawl

I'm SO gonna miss her... mushy

Yeah me too. sad That woman a class act..

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Reply #71 posted 01/08/11 6:09pm

KidaDynamite

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paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I have faith!!! I can keep my NY resolution if I push myself.

The Lord is my shepard and I shalt not want, walk, wilt or whatever....

lol

Miss Painted you're my girl!!! hug You know just how I feel. I want to be good and clean and wholesome but there's that part of me that just wants to bounce on the dick ya know. Get my mouth all around it (for the right guy) and thrown up against the wall! Ahhhh L' Amore.

Ya know....I tried that masturbation thing but my hand always ends up hurting. Do you lay on your back, side or on all fours? I like all fours cuz I'm a natural thruster. That's why I like being on top too. I'm riding! Ride or die chick that's what's up. Click Clack!

a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #72 posted 01/08/11 6:16pm

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KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

thanks! my imagination's doing this right now...

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #73 posted 01/08/11 6:36pm

PurpleRighteou
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KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

lol Man, everyone having awesome shower orgasms. My shower head is whack pout

I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #74 posted 01/09/11 12:03am

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KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. naked right ? lol

I'm loving this visual of you. lol

Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #75 posted 01/09/11 2:10am

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KidaDynamite said:

paintedlady said:

a hot shower and a few orgasms (get in at least two LOL) then after you dry off and lotion up you are ready to be out! zzz

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

We're SOOOO having a Facebook chat later lol

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #76 posted 01/09/11 2:38am

NMuzakNSoul

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

We're SOOOO having a Facebook chat later lol

You're just late bro...I used to have all the inside...

lol

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Reply #77 posted 01/09/11 2:55am

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See, that's what I get for trying to follow in my sister paintedlady. lol

Awwrite y'all, I'mma shut up now.

:::steps in box::: boxed

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #78 posted 01/09/11 2:59am

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PurpleRighteous1 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

lol Man, everyone having awesome shower orgasms. My shower head is whack pout

:::steps outta the box real quick:::

If you have bars on your walls like I do, and good water pressure from the running tub water...that's all you need. nod

:::steps back in the box::: boxed

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #79 posted 01/09/11 3:00am

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phunkdaddy said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. naked right ? lol

I'm loving this visual of you. lol

Of course, naked!

Do you shower with your clothes on? lol

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #80 posted 01/09/11 3:02am

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bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

We're SOOOO having a Facebook chat later lol

ooooo yes!!! {in my messy mya voice} evillol

I have to tell you about the mess that I saw outside lastnight.

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #81 posted 01/09/11 3:04am

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KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

lol Man, everyone having awesome shower orgasms. My shower head is whack pout

:::steps outta the box real quick:::

If you have bars on your walls like I do, and good water pressure from the running tub water...that's all you need. nod

:::steps back in the box::: boxed

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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #82 posted 01/09/11 3:09am

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bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

:::steps outta the box real quick:::

If you have bars on your walls like I do, and good water pressure from the running tub water...that's all you need. nod

:::steps back in the box::: boxed

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falloff x 100 Lawd.

It's just some sisterly advice.

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #83 posted 01/09/11 3:13am

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RenHoek said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes! This is like my ritual most of the time when I take a shower. lol I'm surprised I don't fall asleep in the tub right afterwards with my feet hanging on the bars. lol

thanks! my imagination's doing this right now...

lol comfort

NMuzakNSoul said:

bboy87 said:

We're SOOOO having a Facebook chat later lol

You're just late bro...I used to have all the inside...

lol

shhh lurking

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #84 posted 01/09/11 3:18am

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KidaDynamite said:

RenHoek said:

You're just late bro...I used to have all the inside...

lol

shhh lurking

sees Nick is online on facebook....

sends chat message...

evillol

"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #85 posted 01/09/11 3:22am

KidaDynamite

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bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

shhh lurking

sees Nick is online on facebook....

sends chat message...

evillol

neutral Y'all ain't right. lol

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #86 posted 01/09/11 3:39am

NMuzakNSoul

bboy87 said:

KidaDynamite said:

shhh lurking

sees Nick is online on facebook....

sends chat message...

evillol

evillol

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Reply #87 posted 01/09/11 3:46am

KidaDynamite

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NMuzakNSoul said:

bboy87 said:

sees Nick is online on facebook....

sends chat message...

evillol

evillol

disbelief

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #88 posted 01/09/11 3:54am

NMuzakNSoul

KidaDynamite said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

evillol

disbelief

It's your burfday!!!! hug

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Reply #89 posted 01/09/11 4:01am

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KidaDynamite said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

evillol

disbelief

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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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