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Where's the sexiest place you've had sex? What made it so sexy?

I tried to get sexy in the shower... but while going down on him he lathered his chest and the soap dripped down and flowed in my eye. I tried to continue but the burn was intense so I jumped up to reach for a towel and somehow elbowed him in the nutsack and he leaned forward and head butted me. Both in pain we slipped and fell. I fell over him and the rod landed on his head we tore my favorite curtain of blue/lime.

Not too sexy I guess. I just opt for my comfortable bed.

paintedlady said:

I tried to get sexy in the shower... but while going down on him he lathered his chest and the soap dripped down and flowed in my eye. I tried to continue but the burn was intense so I jumped up to reach for a towel and somehow elbowed him in the nutsack and he leaned forward and head butted me. Both in pain we slipped and fell. I fell over him and the rod landed on his head we tore my favorite curtain of blue/lime.

Not too sexy I guess. I just opt for my comfortable bed.

Ha! The last time I did that (which was a couple of year ago) I ended up with 2 inches of water on the bathroom floor. Never again.

But I can't think of anywhere sexy.

in the butt?

paintedlady said:

I tried to get sexy in the shower... but while going down on him he lathered his chest and the soap dripped down and flowed in my eye. I tried to continue but the burn was intense so I jumped up to reach for a towel and somehow elbowed him in the nutsack and he leaned forward and head butted me. Both in pain we slipped and fell. I fell over him and the rod landed on his head we tore my favorite curtain of blue/lime.

Not too sexy I guess. I just opt for my comfortable bed.

You have such awesome sex adventures!

Um.... on a couch in a resort in the Poconos.

Big deal, right? Well, the blinds were turned so that you could see in, and we didn't know it.

A Senior Citizen's bus had arrived and some were outside our window... enjoying the view.

We had to do the "walk of shame" to breakfast...

There are a few others I'm not willing to admit to.

NDRU said:

Cemetery, late at night during a full on rain storm. A friends bathroom with the woman who always had to do that while another woman I would rather have been with was waiting to outside use it. Broken, I know, but it worked for me. A public stairwell. Car hood. Park. Numerous times out hiking in the middle of nowhere. I like Bklyn's roof idea - gonna add that one to the list.

Cerebus said:

Cemetery, late at night during a full on rain storm. A friends bathroom with the woman who always had to do that while another woman I would rather have been with was waiting to outside use it. Broken, I know, but it worked for me. A public stairwell. Car hood. Park. Numerous times out hiking in the middle of nowhere. I like Bklyn's roof idea - gonna add that one to the list.

lavender1983 said:

Cerebus said:

Cemetery, late at night during a full on rain storm. A friends bathroom with the woman who always had to do that while another woman I would rather have been with was waiting to outside use it. Broken, I know, but it worked for me. A public stairwell. Car hood. Park. Numerous times out hiking in the middle of nowhere. I like Bklyn's roof idea - gonna add that one to the list.

That so does not sound like a sexy place .

lavender1983 said:

Cerebus said:

Cemetery, late at night during a full on rain storm. A friends bathroom with the woman who always had to do that while another woman I would rather have been with was waiting to outside use it. Broken, I know, but it worked for me. A public stairwell. Car hood. Park. Numerous times out hiking in the middle of nowhere. I like Bklyn's roof idea - gonna add that one to the list.

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

Cerebus said:

lavender1983 said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

Serious said:

Cerebus said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

To each their own, but I can assure you it's a fairly common act (although not always with the rain ).

Cerebus said:

lavender1983 said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

That actually sounds really sexy.....except for the tombstone...surrounded by a bunch of other tombstones, with the dead people rotting away under them. I can't get past that part

Cerebus said:

lavender1983 said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

Now you get two of these .....alrighty then..if you say so!

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Cerebus said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

That actually sounds really sexy.....except for the tombstone...surrounded by a bunch of other tombstones, with the dead people rotting away under them. I can't get past that part

Exactly

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Cerebus said:

Her bent over or with her back against a large tombstone, complete darkness, rain dripping down your face and over you hands on the stone, soaking into your clothes, the only thing you can hear is the rain splashing and dripping all over the place... mm, don't knock it till you tried it.

That actually sounds really sexy.....except for the tombstone...surrounded by a bunch of other tombstones, with the dead people rotting away under them. I can't get past that part

Eh, everything is made up of the same atoms anyway. We'll all be dirt again someday. That particular girl had a thing for really old gravestones, so there probably wasn't anything there BUT dirt. Regardless, wasn't really what was on my mind.

Wimps. Try the public stairwell then. We were in a parking garage in Berkeley (that I'm sure several Orgers have used) and people kept going in and out of the doors below us. That was FAR more nerverwracking than anything going on at the cemetery.

Cerebus said:

Serious said:

To each their own, but I can assure you it's a fairly common act (although not always with the rain ).

I would not mind the rain I guess and I know that some people consider a cemetary a hot unusual place for sex. But for me a cemetary is associated with the pain of loosing a loved one and the respect I have for the passed away people and the grieve of the people who loved them. When I am at a cemetary I think of my passed dad and aunt who raised me and I just feel sad. As open as I might be to have sex at unusual places a cemetary would never be a place I would consider. Having said that I would not mind if you had sex on my dad's grave, but for me a cemetary is not the right place for sex.

Serious said:

Cerebus said:

To each their own, but I can assure you it's a fairly common act (although not always with the rain ).

I would not mind the rain I guess and I know that some people consider a cemetary a hot unusual place for sex. But for me a cemetary is associated with the pain of loosing a loved one and the respect I have for the passed away people and the grieve of the people who loved them. When I am at a cemetary I think of my passed dad and aunt who raised me and I just feel sad. As open as I might be to have sex at unusual places a cemetary would never be a place I would consider. Having said that I would not mind if you had sex on my dad's grave, but for me a cemetary is not the right place for sex.

That totally cracked me up - probably because I feel exactly the same way. I understand everything you said. All I can say is that the act was not done in a purposely disrepectful manner. But if someone finds the entire concept of the act disrespectful I can't really argue against that. Sacred places have different meanings for each individual. For me, a cemetery has never been a sad or scary. I've always found them an interesting place (at least the really old gothic looking ones), since I was very, very young.

BklynBabe said:

NDRU said:

in the butt?

what, what?

Damn that song to the lowest pits of hell.

Cerebus said:

Serious said:

I would not mind the rain I guess and I know that some people consider a cemetary a hot unusual place for sex. But for me a cemetary is associated with the pain of loosing a loved one and the respect I have for the passed away people and the grieve of the people who loved them. When I am at a cemetary I think of my passed dad and aunt who raised me and I just feel sad. As open as I might be to have sex at unusual places a cemetary would never be a place I would consider. Having said that I would not mind if you had sex on my dad's grave, but for me a cemetary is not the right place for sex.

That totally cracked me up - probably because I feel exactly the same way. I understand everything you said. All I can say is that the act was not done in a purposely disrepectful manner. But if someone finds the entire concept of the act disrespectful I can't really argue against that. Sacred places have different meanings for each individual. For me, a cemetery has never been a sad or scary. I've always found them an interesting place (at least the really old gothic looking ones), since I was very, very young.

I understand how you see it too . Even though I never will really understand the fascination some of my friends have for religious symbols if they hate religion, for fetuses or for cemetaries .

On the F train and in Washington Square park in Broad daylight

IAintTheOne said:

On the F train and in Washington Square park in Broad daylight

You don't fuck around, do you? Um, no pun intended

A backyard hottub on a clear midwinter night. I could see every star in the sky, and the backyard sat on the edge of a deep woods covered in fresh snow. Gorgeous night. My mind kept telling me I should be freezing, but it was warm and toasty in the tub. It was awesome.

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IAintTheOne said:

On the F train and in Washington Square park in Broad daylight

how??

PositivityNYC said:

IAintTheOne said:

On the F train and in Washington Square park in Broad daylight

how??

Wasn't easy and no Harle I don't