muirdo said:

A steam clean and an anal bleaching is a must.

why? is it medically necessary?

BklynBabe said:

Sadly I can think of some "ladies" that look like they could use a good steam and power wash of the vajayjay

paintedlady said:

BklynBabe said:

paintedlady said:

hell, I'd settle for some women to go sit outside with their legs spread and just let the bitch air out! I am so happy, after my surgery, I've been completely odor-free.

as long as it doesn't further harm the ozone layer...

PositivityNYC said:

BklynBabe said:

paintedlady said: hell, I'd settle for some women to go sit outside with their legs spread and just let the bitch air out! I am so happy, after my surgery, I've been completely odor-free.

as long as it doesn't further harm the ozone layer...

Seriously! Ripe ass is a real no no... the older you get....

This thread has become exceptionally UN-sexy.

BklynBabe said:

paintedlady said:

hell, I'd settle for some women to go sit outside with their legs spread and just let the bitch air out! I am so happy, after my surgery, I've been completely odor-free.

I still deal with my monthly.... you would think after years of having your period and books written and the internet that every woman would know how to handle her situation.

And EVERY summer there's some funky butt on a bus or train.

paintedlady said:

BklynBabe said:

paintedlady said: hell, I'd settle for some women to go sit outside with their legs spread and just let the bitch air out! I am so happy, after my surgery, I've been completely odor-free.

I still deal with my monthly.... you would think after years of having your period and books written and the internet that every woman would know how to handle her situation.

And EVERY summer there's some funky butt on a bus or train.

Cerebus said:

This thread has become exceptionally UN-sexy.

Genesia said:

I'm glad my parents thought ahead and ordered me with a self-cleaning vageen.

Genesia said:

I'm glad my parents thought ahead and ordered me with a self-cleaning vageen.

i'd rather my parents not think about my bits at all.

Genesia said:

I'm glad my parents thought ahead and ordered me with a self-cleaning vageen.

Like an oven? Do you make it "go" and then just wipe the powder off when it's done?

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

I still deal with my monthly.... you would think after years of having your period and books written and the internet that every woman would know how to handle her situation.

And EVERY summer there's some funky butt on a bus or train.

Genesia said:

I'm glad my parents thought ahead and ordered me with a self-cleaning vageen.

Genesia said:

I'm glad my parents thought ahead and ordered me with a self-cleaning vageen.

paintedlady said:

FauxReal said:

I love guava...

Where would one hypothetically find this guava soap?

Any tropical food sore/bodega the soap is beige in color, looks like glycerine and its extremely drying. It strips everything off your skin. Like the residue of antipersperant off your pits. It'll leave any asscrack squeeky clean. If you have dry skin its a not a good idea to use it.

Names for this type soap is Hispano, Lavador, Miel (honey) soap, etc. ......

http://www.bluebeez.com/8...Soap_Round

the same company makes a honey soap called "Miel" its more soothing than that soap. I like it cuase it gets me CLEAN, but I have oily skin so...

But know this, this soap is an old staple that DOESN'T smell like guava. Its what we call "pussy soap" since its best for keeping a pussy discharge free and fresh.

I HATE buying this soap at the bodegas because the men are always like [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/icon_eyebrows.gif[/img:$uid]

creepy fuckers

[Edited 12/28/10 8:11am]

Hmmm...yeah this time of year, my skin tends to be on the dry side, so perhaps I'll give it a try when things warm up around here.

Thank you for the info.

FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

Any tropical food sore/bodega the soap is beige in color, looks like glycerine and its extremely drying. It strips everything off your skin. Like the residue of antipersperant off your pits. It'll leave any asscrack squeeky clean. If you have dry skin its a not a good idea to use it.

Names for this type soap is Hispano, Lavador, Miel (honey) soap, etc. ......

http://www.bluebeez.com/8...Soap_Round

the same company makes a honey soap called "Miel" its more soothing than that soap. I like it cuase it gets me CLEAN, but I have oily skin so...

But know this, this soap is an old staple that DOESN'T smell like guava. Its what we call "pussy soap" since its best for keeping a pussy discharge free and fresh.

I HATE buying this soap at the bodegas because the men are always like [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/icon_eyebrows.gif[/img:$uid]

creepy fuckers

[Edited 12/28/10 8:11am]

Hmmm...yeah this time of year, my skin tends to be on the dry side, so perhaps I'll give it a try when things warm up around here.

Thank you for the info.

Its more of a de-greaser/de-grimer for the hands for guys. YW

FauxReal said:

paintedlady said:

Any tropical food sore/bodega the soap is beige in color, looks like glycerine and its extremely drying. It strips everything off your skin. Like the residue of antipersperant off your pits. It'll leave any asscrack squeeky clean. If you have dry skin its a not a good idea to use it.

Names for this type soap is Hispano, Lavador, Miel (honey) soap, etc. ......

http://www.bluebeez.com/8...Soap_Round

the same company makes a honey soap called "Miel" its more soothing than that soap. I like it cuase it gets me CLEAN, but I have oily skin so...

But know this, this soap is an old staple that DOESN'T smell like guava. Its what we call "pussy soap" since its best for keeping a pussy discharge free and fresh.

I HATE buying this soap at the bodegas because the men are always like [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/icon_eyebrows.gif[/img:$uid]

creepy fuckers

[Edited 12/28/10 8:11am]

Hmmm...yeah this time of year, my skin tends to be on the dry side, so perhaps I'll give it a try when things warm up around here.

Thank you for the info.

ditto (dry winter skin, thanks)

paintedlady said:

FauxReal said:

I love guava...

Where would one hypothetically find this guava soap?

Any tropical food sore/bodega the soap is beige in color, looks like glycerine and its extremely drying. It strips everything off your skin. Like the residue of antipersperant off your pits. It'll leave any asscrack squeeky clean. If you have dry skin its a not a good idea to use it.

Names for this type soap is Hispano, Lavador, Miel (honey) soap, etc. ......

http://www.bluebeez.com/8...Soap_Round

the same company makes a honey soap called "Miel" its more soothing than that soap. I like it cuase it gets me CLEAN, but I have oily skin so...

But know this, this soap is an old staple that DOESN'T smell like guava. Its what we call "pussy soap" since its best for keeping a pussy discharge free and fresh.

I HATE buying this soap at the bodegas because the men are always like [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/icon_eyebrows.gif[/img:$uid]

creepy fuckers

[Edited 12/28/10 8:11am]

shoot... no matter what you buy...

when I got to be like 13/14... I told my dad I didn't want to go to the store for him anymore ~ b/c of the way they'd look at me or whistle..

he was like "Don't worry about it; just point 'em out to me..."

which I never did; didn't want him to end up in jail for killin' anybody

PositivityNYC said:

shoot... no matter what you buy...

when I got to be like 13/14... I told my dad I didn't want to go to the store for him anymore ~ b/c of the way they'd look at me or whistle..

he was like "Don't worry about it; just point 'em out to me..."

which I never did; didn't want him to end up in jail for killin' anybody

Some men just don't know how to turn off their "ho" .

paintedlady said:

PositivityNYC said:

shoot... no matter what you buy...

when I got to be like 13/14... I told my dad I didn't want to go to the store for him anymore ~ b/c of the way they'd look at me or whistle..

he was like "Don't worry about it; just point 'em out to me..."

which I never did; didn't want him to end up in jail for killin' anybody

Some men just don't know how to turn off their "ho" .

that's a good one

paintedlady said:

PositivityNYC said:

shoot... no matter what you buy...

when I got to be like 13/14... I told my dad I didn't want to go to the store for him anymore ~ b/c of the way they'd look at me or whistle..

he was like "Don't worry about it; just point 'em out to me..."

which I never did; didn't want him to end up in jail for killin' anybody

Some men just don't know how to turn off their "ho" .

I actually agree with that, though. It makes me uncomfortable to be out in public with a couple of my guy friends. They don't act like that at the house, either. But get them out in public and all that stereotypical man shit starts right up. I think this is why most of my friends are women.

jesus!!!

what a complete & utter waste of time & $$$$$

Cerebus said:

Cerebus said:

paintedlady said:

Some men just don't know how to turn off their "ho" .

I actually agree with that, though. It makes me uncomfortable to be out in public with a couple of my guy friends. They don't act like that at the house, either. But get them out in public and all that stereotypical man shit starts right up. I think this is why most of my friends are women.

yeah, that's just cringeworthy

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

I actually agree with that, though. It makes me uncomfortable to be out in public with a couple of my guy friends. They don't act like that at the house, either. But get them out in public and all that stereotypical man shit starts right up. I think this is why most of my friends are women.

yeah, that's just cringeworthy

It has actually made my physically cringe and sort of sidle away from them so it doesn't look like we're together more than once. Looking women up and down when they know you're doing it, making "hey baby" comments (or other lame pickup attempts), loudly commenting on a womans body parts when you know she's still in ear shot - ugh! Classless. I mostly go out with my girlfriends (women friends?) or coupled friends these days, anyway.

BklynBabe said:

Cerebus said:

This thread has become exceptionally UN-sexy.

The thought of steam cleaning vajajay was in any way sexy?

Women discussing vajajay in general can be very sexy, yes. But somewhere along the line this thread took a turn towards the land of rotten smells and discharge and all sexy went out the window.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

yeah, that's just cringeworthy

It has actually made my physically cringe and sort of sidle away from them so it doesn't look like we're together more than once. Looking women up and down when they know you're doing it, making "hey baby" comments (or other lame pickup attempts), loudly commenting on a womans body parts when you know she's still in ear shot - ugh! Classless. I mostly go out with my girlfriends (women friends?) or coupled friends these days, anyway.

I would love to know if a guy like that thinks, when he puts that shit on, that he is more attractive to women when he does that? Or is he so afraid of commitment or misogynistic that he does it to ward off female attention? I'd say it would be VERY effective as a babe-deterrent

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

It has actually made my physically cringe and sort of sidle away from them so it doesn't look like we're together more than once. Looking women up and down when they know you're doing it, making "hey baby" comments (or other lame pickup attempts), loudly commenting on a womans body parts when you know she's still in ear shot - ugh! Classless. I mostly go out with my girlfriends (women friends?) or coupled friends these days, anyway.

I would love to know if a guy like that thinks, when he puts that shit on, that he is more attractive to women when he does that? Or is he so afraid of commitment or misogynistic that he does it to ward off female attention? I'd say it would be VERY effective as a babe-deterrent

It's certainly never worked for them - although one of them is actually married. I'm sure it's something you may have dealt with, too. I hate it, and I've asked why. "She's hot" "Did you SEE her tits?" "It's fun" "Just having a good time" etc. Honesty, I think it's just a complete lack of awareness regarding their boorish behavior.