sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

This is why I don't have any real people as my top friends.

uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

...or pro athletes.

I told y'all and told y'all. They do it mainly because they don't want anybody else getting their grubby hands on the person they have chosen. Utter selfishness. Ryan tryna lock up that pussy and Scarlett tryna lock up that dick.

The other reasons are kids, finances, building family dynasties, having a say on your partner's medical treatment , tax credits and bullshit like that. Stress made to look desireable.

DesireeNevermind said:

uPtoWnNY said:

...or pro athletes.

I told y'all and told y'all. They do it mainly because they don't want anybody else getting their grubby hands on the person they have chosen. Utter selfishness. Ryan tryna lock up that pussy and Scarlett tryna lock up that dick.

The other reasons are kids, finances, building family dynasties, having a say on your partner's medical treatment , tax credits and bullshit like that. Stress made to look desireable.

I can't wait for you to invite me to your wedding. Somebody's gonna get you.

^ I might be on my death bed when/if they do.

Marriage...the only way to die!

I will say this. I'm just old fashioned enough to think that kids deserve whatever benefit marriage is suppose to bring.

So uh....if Ryan Reynolds were to jump me in the back of a limo and there wasn't a condom involved....I might have to marry him for the sake of our baby.

Plus I'm sho nuff gonna get paid. This uterus aint for free and I aint no 24/7 baby sitter!

DesireeNevermind said:

I will say this. I'm just old fashioned enough to think that kids deserve whatever benefit marriage is suppose to bring.

So uh....if Ryan Reynolds were to jump me in the back of a limo and there wasn't a condom involved....I might have to marry him for the sake of our baby.

Plus I'm sho nuff gonna get paid. This uterus aint for free and I aint no 24/7 baby sitter!

Stop the rain, Jesus!

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I might be on my death bed when/if they do.

Marriage...the only way to die!

My mom is a retired physician, I'll have her to revive yo' azz.

TD3 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I might be on my death bed when/if they do.

Marriage...the only way to die!

My mom is a retired physician, I'll have her to revive yo' azz.

AND

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

This is why I don't have any real people as my top friends.

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

This is why I don't have any real people as my top friends.

It's not like I'm your #1 friend on myspace. It's some band.

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

It's not like I'm your #1 friend on myspace. It's some band.

I could easily re-arrange since that "band" don't use myspace anymore and prefer to send me secret messages on FaceBook now

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

It's not like I'm your #1 friend on myspace. It's some band.

BAM!!

NDRU said:

sextonseven said:

It's not like I'm your #1 friend on myspace. It's some band.

BAM!!