On episode of RHOA, there was a discussion about freak numbers aka a test of your sexual freakiness. So I got to thinking...this would be a good org thread.

SOOOOOO

on a scale of 1 to 10 how freaky are you?

1 meaning you barely have sex and/or masturbate

10 meaning you will try anything with a consenting partner so long as neither of you end up dead or arrested (details required here)

anything past 10 involves groups of animals, vegetables or minerals and there may be video circulating on the web ..but hey...we won't tell if you won't.

READY, SET, GO!!!!!

7 cuz I have definite limitations and have been known to go from fuckin' to fightin' in less than 2.8 seconds.

And don't be slick, Desi, what's your number?

5

7...max

I'm not sure what my number is actually.

I aint about to get so desperate and/or stupid so as to get down with the dead, the four legged, the homeless, the unbathed, nor the video camera.

I will however make good use of honey, whip cream, scarves, plastic wrap, bendable toys, things that vibrate or come in different colors particularly glow in the dark, and I will put yo ass to sleep if you don't knock me out first. I may even bother to remember your first name. Meh....I'm bout a 5.25.

I guess a 9 - since I refuse to be pissed and shit on. But I'm game for a lot of things.

But maybe I should ask someone who knows me that way how they would rate me to get a better answer.

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm not sure what my number is actually.

I aint about to get so desperate and/or stupid so as to get down with the dead, the four legged, the homeless, the unbathed, nor the video camera.

I will however make good use of honey, whip cream, scarves, plastic wrap, bendable toys, things that vibrate or come in different colors particularly glow in the dark, and I will put yo ass to sleep if you don't knock me out first. I may even bother to remember your first name. Meh....I'm bout a 5.25.

Well... I guess since you mentioned those I'll say I'm about an 8, maybe higher...

I used to think I was really "freaky", till I met my ex-.

I went from like a 4 or weak 5, to a 8.5 or 9.

And I agree with JustErin. No "evacuation sex".

sillygurl said:

I used to think I was really "freaky", till I met my ex-.

I went from like a 4 or weak 5, to a 8.5 or 9.

And I agree with JustErin. No "evacuation sex".

I used to think I was totally middle of the road...until I was told that most girls don't even entertain the thought of most things I'm into. I just kinda assumed everyone was the same!

JustErin said:

sillygurl said:

I used to think I was really "freaky", till I met my ex-.

I went from like a 4 or weak 5, to a 8.5 or 9.

And I agree with JustErin. No "evacuation sex".

I used to think I was totally middle of the road...until I was told that most girls don't even entertain the thought of most things I'm into. I just kinda assumed everyone was the same!

I was surprised to learn that I liked the things he proposed. They seemed so natural that I thought, "Why didn't I do this before?"

9.69

no further comment!

physco185 said:

9.69

no further comment!

I don't know...I've seen some things that make me sure I'm not a 9 or a 10. Probably not even an 8 or a 7, because there is some craaaaaazaaaay shit that people get up to.

I think we need some clarity on what the numbers mean, though. I might be selling myself short.

Efan said:

I don't know...I've seen some things that make me sure I'm not a 9 or a 10. Probably not even an 8 or a 7, because there is some craaaaaazaaaay shit that people get up to.

I think we need some clarity on what the numbers mean, though. I might be selling myself short.

Yeah, I like clarity too.

11

this thread reminds me of one i almost started called 'does every guy do this?' i was trying to determine where the line is for freakiness.

- pulling your hair, smacking your arse

- asking you to swallow

- asking for anal

- asking for threesomes

oh, as for the OP: i'm a 3 or 4, i think.

There are quite a lot of extreme things I won't do, anything that involves any kind of prolapse, vomit or excrement, necrophilia, pedpphilia

NO being tied up and publically humiliated etc.

NO crushing animals

that probably makes me about a 1 or 2

ZombieKitten said:

There are quite a lot of extreme things I won't do, anything that involves any kind of prolapse, vomit or excrement, necrophilia, pedpphilia

NO being tied up and publically humiliated etc.

NO crushing animals

that probably makes me about a 1 or 2

Not doing those things makes you a 1 or 2??

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

There are quite a lot of extreme things I won't do, anything that involves any kind of prolapse, vomit or excrement, necrophilia, pedpphilia

NO being tied up and publically humiliated etc.

NO crushing animals

that probably makes me about a 1 or 2

Not doing those things makes you a 1 or 2??

the list goes on and I won't do ANY of them!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm not sure what my number is actually.

I aint about to get so desperate and/or stupid so as to get down with the dead, the four legged, the homeless, the unbathed, nor the video camera.

I will however make good use of honey, whip cream, scarves, plastic wrap, bendable toys, things that vibrate or come in different colors particularly glow in the dark, and I will put yo ass to sleep if you don't knock me out first. I may even bother to remember your first name. Meh....I'm bout a 5.25.

Not buying it

4.3 but with more practice i can move up a notch ..haha

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Not doing those things makes you a 1 or 2??

the list goes on and I won't do ANY of them!!!

Well, if all those things are considered to be in the freak category....move me down to a 0.5.

well damn im a -0.00098 then

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

the list goes on and I won't do ANY of them!!!

Well, if all those things are considered to be in the freak category....move me down to a 0.5.

there is probably a bell chart somewhere that examines the occurrence and frequency, we can safely plot ourselves at the mid to high end of average

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm not sure what my number is actually.

I aint about to get so desperate and/or stupid so as to get down with the dead, the four legged, the homeless, the unbathed, nor the video camera.

I will however make good use of honey, whip cream, scarves, plastic wrap, bendable toys, things that vibrate or come in different colors particularly glow in the dark, and I will put yo ass to sleep if you don't knock me out first. I may even bother to remember your first name. Meh....I'm bout a 5.25.

Not buying it

4.8?

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Not buying it

4.8?

JustErin said:

I guess a 9 - since I refuse to be pissed and shit on. But I'm game for a lot of things.

But maybe I should ask someone who knows me that way how they would rate me to get a better answer.

Agreed.

Bonus points for re-virginating people?

JustErin said:

sillygurl said:

I used to think I was really "freaky", till I met my ex-.

I went from like a 4 or weak 5, to a 8.5 or 9.

And I agree with JustErin. No "evacuation sex".

I used to think I was totally middle of the road...until I was told that most girls don't even entertain the thought of most things I'm into. I just kinda assumed everyone was the same!

I guess I have to ask.....What kind of shit are you into....PLease tell!!!!