DesireeNevermind said:

^ tell it!

Camille isn't fooling anyone. She has rode that pony many a times and it's on his face too...he always looks like he's one camara click away from getting busted. Honestly, it appears Camille doesn't even care if folk suspect her of cheating. She's so comfortable in her "role" that she thinks she can do whatever with whomever. Her enablers **cough** hair dresser and make up artists aren't helping any. GTFO with that comment about women always being jealous of Camille.

But as much of a trollop I find Camille to be...Kelsey needs to slow his roll. He ought to try the single life for a bit and not be so quick to wife up and knock up another woman yet alone one young enough to be his child. I've never understood the mindset of the serial betrothed. How many children does he have now ? I know he recently lost one.

I read somewhere that he has two with Camille and two other kids from previous relationships.

Did you guys know that Peter's restaurant been closed? I hadn't even kept up with that. Poor guy. And dayum, I didn't know Cynthia used to go with Russell Simmons. I don't even remember seeing him with her.

The gossip on Apollo sure has gone dry. It's like folk just dropped the subject. He's not even misbehaving. Still....I think he's a bought and kept man. He doesn't seem to be into Faekdra that much and her buying him that watch looked like seed money - literally! A sort of "thanks for knocking me up big poppa". I'm bout fed up with the way they let that baby's head bounce around. Hell - there are classes that teach you how to hold and care for a baby. These two knuckle heads act like some teenage first timers.

Lastly, what's up with Lawerence. A couple recording sessions and that's it?

I swear between Atl and BH, my housewives drama tank is full, who needs the others. I ain't missin' them at all.

i've dropped kicked Jill to the curb for Lisa and Kyle, 'specially Lisa

So did NeNe get fired behind Greg being on the radio or what, one minute she at the "office" with her assistant and new desk, next minute she's at home in bed for a couple of days.

I'd have to fire that photographer that's taking those baby pictures, first the pickles, not cute, then that whole "floatin" baby, that looked so uncomfortable and unnatural. Well at least Ms. P didn't drop the baby and run when it pooped there's hope yet.

Damn I can't wait til we get to the part where Camille finds out Kelsey dropped kicked her to the curb. Poor Kim, hopefully the next one will mesh better without everybody trying to force a love connection. She seems to need a youngin' to help her relax some loosin' her up a bit.

morningsong said:

I swear between Atl and BH, my housewives drama tank is full, who needs the others. I ain't missin' them at all.

i've dropped kicked Jill to the curb for Lisa and Kyle, 'specially Lisa

So did NeNe get fired behind Greg being on the radio or what, one minute she at the "office" with her assistant and new desk, next minute she's at home in bed for a couple of days.

I'd have to fire that photographer that's taking those baby pictures, first the pickles, not cute, then that whole "floatin" baby, that looked so uncomfortable and unnatural. Well at least Ms. P didn't drop the baby and run when it pooped there's hope yet.

Damn I can't wait til we get to the part where Camille finds out Kelsey dropped kicked her to the curb. Poor Kim, hopefully the next one will mesh better without everybody trying to force a love connection. She seems to need a youngin' to help her relax some loosin' her up a bit.

Kim look like her pussy so dry it would snap like a twig if a dick got in it. I swear ALL four of her kids musta been thru immaculate conception. I mean, really, can you see her fucking???

Now, Kyle and Mauricio . . . them fools gets it IN!!!

One of my friends JES sent this to me.

SCNDLS said:

One of my friends JES sent this to me.

what the?

SCNDLS said:

morningsong said:

I swear between Atl and BH, my housewives drama tank is full, who needs the others. I ain't missin' them at all.

i've dropped kicked Jill to the curb for Lisa and Kyle, 'specially Lisa

So did NeNe get fired behind Greg being on the radio or what, one minute she at the "office" with her assistant and new desk, next minute she's at home in bed for a couple of days.

I'd have to fire that photographer that's taking those baby pictures, first the pickles, not cute, then that whole "floatin" baby, that looked so uncomfortable and unnatural. Well at least Ms. P didn't drop the baby and run when it pooped there's hope yet.

Damn I can't wait til we get to the part where Camille finds out Kelsey dropped kicked her to the curb. Poor Kim, hopefully the next one will mesh better without everybody trying to force a love connection. She seems to need a youngin' to help her relax some loosin' her up a bit.

Kim look like her pussy so dry it would snap like a twig if a dick got in it. I swear ALL four of her kids musta been thru immaculate conception. I mean, really, can you see her fucking???

Now, Kyle and Mauricio . . . them fools gets it IN!!!

Every time they walk in a room they look like they just got done listen' to Marvin Gaye.

Mauricio is fine as fuck!!! I get happy when he show's up. And I love that he loves his daughters. He's not one of those guys complaining about wanting a son. He dotes on that little Porsche too and it's so cute!

DesireeNevermind said:

Mauricio is fine as fuck!!! I get happy when he show's up. And I love that he loves his daughters. He's not one of those guys complaining about wanting a son. He dotes on that little Porsche too and it's so cute!

Best believe Kyle gon' get baby #5.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Mauricio is fine as fuck!!! I get happy when he show's up. And I love that he loves his daughters. He's not one of those guys complaining about wanting a son. He dotes on that little Porsche too and it's so cute!

Best believe Kyle gon' get baby #5.

Damn right!

When I watched how Phaedra reacted when that baby pooped....in my opinion, she damn near dropped him. I mean...why move the hand away that is supporting the lower half of his body. Once the pooped touched her hand, she should have just kept her hand there and dealt with it and not risked squeezing his little rib cage to hold him up.

Cynthia dated russell simmons? ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I'm sorry....no amount of money can make that man sexy in my book. I mean, come on....if he wasn't as rich as he is, you think he would still be dating nothing but top models?

StillGotIt said:

When I watched how Phaedra reacted when that baby pooped....in my opinion, she damn near dropped him. I mean...why move the hand away that is supporting the lower half of his body. Once the pooped touched her hand, she should have just kept her hand there and dealt with it and not risked squeezing his little rib cage to hold him up.

Cynthia dated russell simmons? ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I'm sorry....no amount of money can make that man sexy in my book. I mean, come on....if he wasn't as rich as he is, you think he would still be dating nothing but top models?

Girl, on his show last week his assistants told him that and his face was priceless!

I can't believe they chose Sagan. But he cracked me up when somebody jokingly said they were a crackhead and Russell was all, "How do you know? You ever try it? Damn, crack was fun!"

At least he keeps it real.

SCNDLS said:

Aww sh**! Cadilac Kimberly is back!

SCNDLS said:

morningsong said:

I swear between Atl and BH, my housewives drama tank is full, who needs the others. I ain't missin' them at all.

i've dropped kicked Jill to the curb for Lisa and Kyle, 'specially Lisa

So did NeNe get fired behind Greg being on the radio or what, one minute she at the "office" with her assistant and new desk, next minute she's at home in bed for a couple of days.

I'd have to fire that photographer that's taking those baby pictures, first the pickles, not cute, then that whole "floatin" baby, that looked so uncomfortable and unnatural. Well at least Ms. P didn't drop the baby and run when it pooped there's hope yet.

Damn I can't wait til we get to the part where Camille finds out Kelsey dropped kicked her to the curb. Poor Kim, hopefully the next one will mesh better without everybody trying to force a love connection. She seems to need a youngin' to help her relax some loosin' her up a bit.

Kim look like her pussy so dry it would snap like a twig if a dick got in it. I swear ALL four of her kids musta been thru immaculate conception. I mean, really, can you see her fucking???

Now, Kyle and Mauricio . . . them fools gets it IN!!!

Yeah, poor thing.

Kyle and Mauricio, are fun to watch, finger crossed for second season, though.

I'm wanting to know what kind of ailment or big secret Taylor is supposed to reveal tonight.

Possibilities:

She's addicted to pain killers cuz her face has been pulled more times than porn star's dick

She hasn't eaten in three years

She's a card carrying member of the "I Married For Money" club

She has TMJ

She's a shopaholic

She was rejected for international adoption due to strict parenting guidelines

She's afraid of kitchen utensils

She's has survived domestic abuse...and by domestic abuse I mean her first husband was a broke ass.

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm wanting to know what kind of ailment or big secret Taylor is supposed to reveal tonight.

Possibilities:

She's addicted to pain killers cuz her face has been pulled more times than porn star's dick

She hasn't eaten in three years

She's a card carrying member of the "I Married For Money" club

She has TMJ

She's a shopaholic

She was rejected for international adoption due to strict parenting guidelines

She's afraid of kitchen utensils

She's has survived domestic abuse...and by domestic abuse I mean her first husband was a broke ass.

Desi, I'll take broke ass first husband for 200.

I think Nene was wrong and disrespectful to Cynthia when she made fun of and told kim about the friend contract. I mean, come on....it was obviously just a joke, a sweet way of saying lets always work out our differences. For Nene to act like it was serious for even 3 seconds is just ridiculous. She just did all that fake concern about Cynthia being crazy for some camera time

And did I miss something? Weren't Nene and kim at odds about something? They are total buddies and I am trying to remember......somebody school me please

DesireeNevermind said:

I'm wanting to know what kind of ailment or big secret Taylor is supposed to reveal tonight.

Possibilities:

She's addicted to pain killers cuz her face has been pulled more times than porn star's dick

She hasn't eaten in three years

She's a card carrying member of the "I Married For Money" club

She has TMJ

She's a shopaholic

She was rejected for international adoption due to strict parenting guidelines

She's afraid of kitchen utensils

She's has survived domestic abuse...and by domestic abuse I mean her first husband was a broke ass.

You were almost there: she grew up in a house with a daddy whoopin' everybody's ass in sight night and day.

Now I can see where her self-esteem issues with men come from; remember when she had that heart to heart with Kyle last week and she admitted that she didn't think she deserved to ask for love from her husband? At the time, I was like ' damn, girl, where did that come from? " but now we know: growing up in a house where your father kicked the hell out of everybody and spent all his time telling you you ain't shit usually does the trick.

StillGotIt said:

I think Nene was wrong and disrespectful to Cynthia when she made fun of and told kim about the friend contract. I mean, come on....it was obviously just a joke, a sweet way of saying lets always work out our differences. For Nene to act like it was serious for even 3 seconds is just ridiculous. She just did all that fake concern about Cynthia being crazy for some camera time

And did I miss something? Weren't Nene and kim at odds about something? They are total buddies and I am trying to remember......somebody school me please

Exactly. And it doesn't look like Cyn will be happy next week when NeNe tells her that she showed it to Kim...like really she was looking for some extra drama because Kim is nothing but that.

I really didn't care for how Phaedra confronted Cynthia on things that were said about her baby when they weren't true. That mess came out of Kim's mouth not Cynthia's and for Phaedra to take Dwight's word over it all is just ;-j to me. Dwight is sometimey. You got to watch what you say to his phony ass. I used to think he was real, but this season a whole other side has been shown. I just can't stand when people take the word of gossip out of someone else's mouth and then believe it to be true Like Cynthia said "you need to check your sources". I'm not really caring for how Phaedra seems to always put people down like she better than then either when clearly she's no angel herself.

missfee said:

StillGotIt said:

I think Nene was wrong and disrespectful to Cynthia when she made fun of and told kim about the friend contract. I mean, come on....it was obviously just a joke, a sweet way of saying lets always work out our differences. For Nene to act like it was serious for even 3 seconds is just ridiculous. She just did all that fake concern about Cynthia being crazy for some camera time

And did I miss something? Weren't Nene and kim at odds about something? They are total buddies and I am trying to remember......somebody school me please

Exactly. And it doesn't look like Cyn will be happy next week when NeNe tells her that she showed it to Kim...like really she was looking for some extra drama because Kim is nothing but that.

I really didn't care for how Phaedra confronted Cynthia on things that were said about her baby when they weren't true. That mess came out of Kim's mouth not Cynthia's and for Phaedra to take Dwight's word over it all is just ;-j to me. Dwight is sometimey. You got to watch what you say to his phony ass. I used to think he was real, but this season a whole other side has been shown. I just can't stand when people take the word of gossip out of someone else's mouth and then believe it to be true Like Cynthia said "you need to check your sources". I'm not really caring for how Phaedra seems to always put people down like she better than then either when clearly she's no angel herself.

Nene played Cynthia. After all that himming and hawing she did about needing friends to be real and loyal (after that mess with Dwight), and she turns around and plays the one person who has her back over a joke that she was too simple to get. Dumb ass. Anyway, Cynthia already has her blog up.Btw, anyboy notice that Phaedra posts the least and if she does it's always some off topic message that has nothing to do with what transpired on the show ? ANYHOOO:

Cynthia Bailey

Check Your Source

Cynthia explains the "Friend Contract" and sounds off on Dwight's gossiping.

Things that made me giggle, cringe, or just left me confused:

1. Phaedra: Just because you strip in a nurse's outfit does not make you a nurse. This is an excellent point.

2. Phaedra: Cynthia doesn’t have a brain of her own, poor thing. AGAIN, I do have a brain, and some people actually think I'm smart. Oh, that's right; I can’t be smart, because I'm not a lawyer.

3. Kim: I'm probably a better dancer than I am a singer. Does that mean you will stop singing?

4. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Willie Wonka.

5. Dwight: Kim must have given Cynthia one of her wigs, because the wig she had on was horrible. And so was your suit. What's next?

6. Phaedra: Head nurse? What kind of head nurse? Very Funny.

7. NeNe: I have never been so glad to see Kim & Sheree. Oh you mean THIS week? Right.

8. Sheree: Cynthia is hooked on NeNe like a little tick. Need to scratch that b---- off. B----? B----, please.

9. Kim: Peter is probably worried that I want to spread my legs for NeNe. Okay, now I'm a lesbian? When did we trade places?

10. Lawrence: Peter and NeNe should just sleep together, and just get it over with. And you should just finish curling Sheree's hair.

11. NeNe: This ain't the Oscars is it? No, and this is not LA either.

12. Kim: I don't know Cynthia that well, and I am grateful for that. That makes two of us sister.

13. Kim: How are your titties doing? Great and your lips?

14. Kim: You are scared of a red light, but will cut your tummy, fix your tits, and snip your nose? Go figure.

15. NeNe: Single black female. A very FRIENDly thing to say.

So let me get this straight. Last week Peter and NeNe go at it, this week they kiss and make up, and now, all of a sudden, I am SINGLE BLACK FEMALE, who happens to be a lesbian, and is in love with NeNe? I want Nene, NeNe wants Peter, and Peter just wants the Jets to win the Superbowl. Does this even begin to make sense? Crisis!

Where do I start? The FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT. Here we go. At this point on the show, we are all in a bad place, all three of us. Peter with UPTOWN, NeNe with Gregg, and me with the wedding and Peter's Uptown situation. Everybody is stressed out, and my friendship with NeNe is definitely on the rocks. I have a great sense of humor, so I decided that the next time I ran into NeNe, AS A JOKE, I would give her a FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT. AS A JOKE! As you guys know, the word friend does not carry a lot of weight with this group, so I thought the idea of giving NeNe a contract was hilarious! I imagined that we would read it, laugh hysterically, grab a glass of wine (as usual), give each other a big hug, and call it a day. NeNe is one of the craziest friends I have, and one of the reasons we talk so much on the phone is because we are both very silly. NeNe has been good for a laugh or two when I really needed one, and I just wanted to return the favor. My FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT was for NeNe's eyes only, and I never thought for a second anyone else would see it. It was supposed to just be a funny joke between friends, and that would be the end of it. Clearly, it didn't work out that way. You guys saw the turn of events after we left Kim’s kitchen, and at that point it just got too ridiculous for me to even go there. The only thing that I wanted to make clear (as if it wasn't obvious in the first place), is that the FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT was a joke, that's it. That's all it was ever meant to be. It was supposed to be funny, and I actually thought it was. I really cracked myself up about the whole thing. Well, excuse me for having a sense of humor.

Anyway, for anyone who may be interested in getting a copy of my FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT for any of your friends, just let me know. The cost is $19.99 per contract which includes shipping and handling. If you act now, I'll even throw in an autographed picture of myself for FREE. Like in my case, even if your FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT blows up in your face, and your friends start calling you a stalker and a lesbian, at least you will still have the autographed picture of me. FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT t-shirts and hats will also be available upon request. Only one per customer, as quantities are limited.

CHECK YOUR SOURCE. I was very upset that Dwight blatantly lied to Phaedra about me talking about her then unborn baby. Who does that? I think that he is still mad at me for calling him Willie Wonka. Anyway, was it not clear on everyone else's TV that Kim made the alien statement? Who else would even say that? ALL of us could not understand the confusion with her due date, and said so time and time again. Dwight knew exactly who said what, and that is what he should have gone back and reported. CHECK YOUR SOURCE! I have a child, and that’s one game that I don’t play. All the kids on the show are beautiful, and we as parents are blessed to have them. Please believe me, I would take it very personally if anyone talked that way about my baby, and that's not a line that should be crossed. We can say what we want about each other, but the kids are definitely off limits. I was very offended to even be a part of this conversation with Phaedra, and felt that a lot of the statements that were made on this subject were very inappropriate.

Thanks as always for the love and support. Follow me on twitter @cynthiabailey10 and friend me on facebook. FYI I don't check my facebook as regularly as my twitter. Think I am at my limit with friends, but will check it all out over the holidays. Send me a direct message on twitter rather than facebook, if you are trying to reach out. Thank you for watching the show, and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.

Kisses,

Miss Cindi B

P.S. I fell on the floor when Anderson Cooper gave NeNe a FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT on WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE! All my friends are mad at me because I gave NeNe one, and they don't have one!

I've got much respect for Cynthia these last few eps. She's the only one on the show that's got her head on str8.

Nene is a fool and karma is a bitch. For every action there is a reaction and at the rate she's going, she will be lucky if she ends up with even one friend. Anderson honey, you got your work cut our for you with this heffa!

Phaedra Phaedra Phaedra....lord somebody please slap a muzzle on this child cuz everytime she opens her mouth my ears begin to bleed. Let's recap her craziness shall we?

" I heard you had something to say about my baby"

" I heard you said something about my baby having toes and fingaz"

"Why everybody concerned about my baby?"

"I'm not concerned about your vagina, you don't worry about my uterus" :blahbblah:

"My boobs, it's feeding time"

When this c-grade lawyer lady gonna realize that the only reason anybody had anything to say at all was because she lied about how far along she was! IF YOU DON'T LIE THEN PEOPLE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY!!!!

Oh and uh......what happened to Peter's tooth? Is this some epidemic in ATL where people got holes in their mouths where a tooth ought to be? I know dental treatment ain cheap but dayum! How you spose to eat ribs and tacos without side teeth?

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[Edited 12/23/10 6:33am]

^ Chile Peter started smiling and I saw all that tongue on the side and just had to press rewind. Shonuff his mouf is jacked and he has a big ole hole there. I think he and Nene went to the same county dentist back when they were on rough times or sumthin!

Kim bout killed me with her microwave fat melting machine. And she had the nerve to sit up there and eat pizza and chicken wangs! If she needs help waisting money she ought to call me.

Who tells a mother of a new born that anybody called their baby an alien, let alone mixing up who said what, except a very vindictive person?

I thought the friendship contract was a cute and sweet way of soothing nerves especially knowing all of them are going through a stressful time. Cynthnia seems like a thoughtful sincere person, and she's a model, that's a lot.

kim seems to have too much hair in those wigs they too heavy to hold a curl worth a damn, she always seems to have that front piece awkwardly pinned back, looks weird to me.

no comment on phaedra, i'm still stuck on "barbarian cream", too much pompousness for my taste.

nene is, well, nene

i hope kandi's not stretching herself to far, she's been through a lot in a year.

^ I agree about that wig. It's nearly a blanket. She seems to love having 8 pounds of hair on her head though. Po chile.

Why is Dwight still on this show? I swear he will do anything to stay a part of that cast.

DesireeNevermind said:

I've got much respect for Cynthia these last few eps. She's the only one on the show that's got her head on str8.

Nene is a fool and karma is a bitch. For every action there is a reaction and at the rate she's going, she will be lucky if she ends up with even one friend. Anderson honey, you got your work cut our for you with this heffa!

Phaedra Phaedra Phaedra....lord somebody please slap a muzzle on this child cuz everytime she opens her mouth my ears begin to bleed. Let's recap her craziness shall we?

" I heard you had something to say about my baby"

" I heard you said something about my baby having toes and fingaz"

"Why everybody concerned about my baby?"

"I'm not concerned about your vagina, you don't worry about my uterus" :blahbblah:

"My boobs, it's feeding time"

When this c-grade lawyer lady gonna realize that the only reason anybody had anything to say at all was because she lied about how far along she was! IF YOU DON'T LIE THEN PEOPLE WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY!!!!

Oh and uh......what happened to Peter's tooth? Is this some epidemic in ATL where people got holes in their mouths where a tooth ought to be? I know dental treatment ain cheap but dayum! How you spose to eat ribs and tacos without side teeth?

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I agree about that wig. It's nearly a blanket. She seems to love having 8 pounds of hair on her head though. Po chile.

Why is Dwight still on this show? I swear he will do anything to stay a part of that cast.

including making up sh** just to stir the pot, start a fight, and keep returning for airtime. He's so two-faced and shady it's no wonder his pitch for a reality show was never picked up by a network. His dumbass is too quick to burn a bridge and only seems to be good at latching onto the Hotlanta flavor of the moment to get airtime. I liked him last season because he was charming and camp. Now he's just an old busy body with his face stretched from Atlanta to Valdosta...and for gawd's sake, of all the talented doctors in Atlanta, he couldn't go to decent plastc surgeon? How is he going to talk about anyone on the show when he's running 'round looking and acting like Olivia Cole in The Women of Brewster Place

I'm really starting to like Cynthia as this season moves along.....she seems cool and her blog is hilarious.

Ottensen said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ I agree about that wig. It's nearly a blanket. She seems to love having 8 pounds of hair on her head though. Po chile.

Why is Dwight still on this show? I swear he will do anything to stay a part of that cast.

including making up sh** just to stir the pot, start a fight, and keep returning for airtime. He's so two-faced and shady it's no wonder his pitch for a reality show was never picked up by a network. His dumbass is too quick to burn a bridge and only seems to be good at latching onto the Hotlanta flavor of the moment to get airtime. I liked him last season because he was charming and camp. Now he's just an old busy body with his face stretched from Atlanta to Valdosta...and for gawd's sake, of all the talented doctors in Atlanta, he couldn't go to decent plastc surgeon? How is he going to talk about anyone on the show when he's running 'round looking and acting like Olivia Cole in The Women of Brewster Place

oh mah gahd!!!! lord there goes my latte again!!!! I am rolling!!!!!!!

Dwight needs to sit his ass down somewhere. His time is up! And sho nuff he is a Al Green style.