PositivityNYC said:

DrRockdapuss said:

Agreed.

Bonus points for re-virginating people?

you mean like a plastic surgeon who does that Hymenoplasty procedure? http://www.revirgination....epair.html

~ Non-surgical revirgination usually means a woman has been celibate for a number of years... (hymen doesn't grow back; they just haven't done it in so long they might as well be virgins )

There is really a surgery called a Hymenoplasty? That's awesome! "We missed you at work last week Jennifer" "Oh yeah, I was out getting my Hymenoplasty done."

I've heard that a woman goes an entire year without having sex, her pussy will tighten up and penetration will hurt like a muhfugga (re-virginization).

I can't believe a woman would want that surgery though. I guess maybe if you're like that Duggard lady and you've been squeezin' 6-7 pound babies out like they were pop tarts year after year; yeah you might need that surgery. Unless.... your hubby is hung like a horse.

DesireeNevermind said:

I've heard that a woman goes an entire year without having sex, her pussy will tighten up and penetration will hurt like a muhfugga (re-virginization).

I can't believe a woman would want that surgery though. I guess maybe if you're like that Duggard lady and you've been squeezin' 6-7 pound babies out like they were pop tarts year after year; yeah you might need that surgery. Unless.... your hubby is hung like a horse.

It can't be that bad, because hubby obviously doesn't have a problem hittin' it again after those pop tarts have been toasted.

Cerebus said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I've heard that a woman goes an entire year without having sex, her pussy will tighten up and penetration will hurt like a muhfugga (re-virginization).

I can't believe a woman would want that surgery though. I guess maybe if you're like that Duggard lady and you've been squeezin' 6-7 pound babies out like they were pop tarts year after year; yeah you might need that surgery. Unless.... your hubby is hung like a horse.

It can't be that bad, because hubby obviously doesn't have a problem hittin' it again after those pop tarts have been toasted.

Mrs. Duggard got some kind a secret pussy snap back potion.

One of my exes is dating/was dating a chick whose pussy was so bent out that when he fucks her he feels a draft! He has told our mutual friends that the chick was a slip n' slide!

That's what he gets too!

all ^^^

PositivityNYC said:

all ^^^

Me too.

In regards to the question of use, either through sex or child birth, I've had women tell me that everything returns to it's original state fairly quickly, and I've had them tell me it doesn't. I finally decided it's probably just something that depends more on the woman than it does the use. Slightly different, I also had one friend who tore badly during child birth and evidently felt COMPLETELY different after the repairs were done. Her husband was not mad about it.

Cerebus said:

PositivityNYC said:

all ^^^

Me too.

In regards to the question of use, either through sex or child birth, I've had women tell me that everything returns to it's original state fairly quickly, and I've had them tell me it doesn't. I finally decided it's probably just something that depends more on the woman than it does the use. Slightly different, I also had one friend who tore badly during child birth and evidently felt COMPLETELY different after the repairs were done. Her husband was not mad about it.

:swoons&crosseslegs:

PositivityNYC said:

Cerebus said:

Me too.

In regards to the question of use, either through sex or child birth, I've had women tell me that everything returns to it's original state fairly quickly, and I've had them tell me it doesn't. I finally decided it's probably just something that depends more on the woman than it does the use. Slightly different, I also had one friend who tore badly during child birth and evidently felt COMPLETELY different after the repairs were done. Her husband was not mad about it.

:swoons&crosseslegs:

You know how I feel about kids and all things related, but I thought tearing to some degree was pretty common. Hers was evidently extra special, though. Kept her in the hospital for a couple more days.

Cerebus said:

PositivityNYC said:

:swoons&crosseslegs:

You know how I feel about kids and all things related, but I thought tearing to some degree was pretty common. Hers was evidently extra special, though. Kept her in the hospital for a couple more days.

if I ever, I am scheduling a C-section....

DesireeNevermind said:

MoniGram said:

8.75?

Cerebus said:

PositivityNYC said:

:swoons&crosseslegs:

You know how I feel about kids and all things related, but I thought tearing to some degree was pretty common. Hers was evidently extra special, though. Kept her in the hospital for a couple more days.

I got ripped to shreds a couple of times. I'm aware it feels different, but he doesn't seem to care.

DesireeNevermind said:

I've heard that a woman goes an entire year without having sex, her pussy will tighten up and penetration will hurt like a muhfugga (re-virginization).

I can't believe a woman would want that surgery though. I guess maybe if you're like that Duggard lady and you've been squeezin' 6-7 pound babies out like they were pop tarts year after year; yeah you might need that surgery. Unless.... your hubby is hung like a horse.

I didn't mean surgery. lol.

And it doesn't always take a year.

It’s all pretty relative, isn’t it? What some may call an 8, others would call a 2.

To really get a reading someone needs to make a scale.

O.K. here is the deal.

I don't have a lover.

I masturbate daily, but I look like a chick who wouldn't do that kind of thing.

I don't like pussy. I have seen it up close and personal and I have zero sexual chemistry with women. I gave it a shot because I thought women would be nicer.

Most of my life people thought of me as the asexual lesbian. Of course they didn't know I masturbated (no one asks).

I met my first guy outside a gay mens bar that was packed. It was a shock that we found eachother attractive and he was totally fun. He had a party in his pants and grinned from ear to ear. There was no second time with him because he was a tourist .

Three lost causes followed.

The last guy was my baby's daddy. He was sweet but he only came inside the vagina. Period.

So

I don't know if I like anal.

I don't know if I would enjoy deep throating someone.

I don't know if I would enjoy having cum all over my face and body (but not in my eyes and ears).

But...

I fantasize about these things and I would be more then willing to give them a try.

So, what's my #?

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

well shootz how freaky can I be? I aint pissin' nor shittin' on nobody nor have them do it to me. I aint tossin' no salad nor takin' it up the ass. I'm not beating anybody with whips nor have them choke me up. I aint doin' no threesome neitha. Dang I sound right boring. Okay I'm a 2!

How many points do I get if I let a guy cum in my face or eat honey out my vag? I'm just asking for scientific reasons you understand.

I think all that digestive track waste stuff is gross and I wonder where Chuck Berry found playmates before the internet. I can't even find a playmate for more normal stuff.

I also don't want to be in freak clubs. There are too many young ones prancing around showing off there body piercing for my taste. I am too old to care if I look cool or not. I also am weird in that I don't like to dress sexy on the outside. I love sexy underwear ,as sexy as I can get it in my size with "librarian" looking outerwear.