Okay, so who tuned in last night???

Lawd, what a hot mess! Based on the first ep this season should be classical.

So, ladies, pull up a get a and a plate of or some and don't forget the and let's chop it up and po' the tea on the RHOA.

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Checkout Kim's new man . . .

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Wendy's also reporting Kim is now preggers by this corn-fed lookin' muhhfugga. She's expecting a boy.

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Here's her daughter and her boyfriend. When she was giving her daughter dating advice and said, "I hope she has the morals my parents instilled in me."

Really, so you want your daughter to aspire to live off married men???

So Sheree put her clothing line on hold to pursue acting. Huh, what??? She by Sheree didn't take the world by storm???

Great, now she can embark on another career in an arena she knows nuthin about. What's wrong with these fools???

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I brought a veggie plate. Sry Im tryna lose this last 7 pounds.

Anyway....chile!

This is fo sho gon be some hot mess among hot mess. First off, I aint missin' Lisa but I do miss Ed cuz he was some visual sweetness. Now the RHOA are officially man-free. Sorry but Greg and Dwong don't count in my book.

Speaking of Greg and Dwong....aint no way in hell I'm buying that Greg was tryna hit Dwong up for no $10K. But on the other hand... what the hell kind of investment only requires a $500 start up? They investing in a lemonade stand or sumthin'?

Kim Kim Kim....same ole tramp different wig.

Oh lawd and Sheree wannabe an actress. Could this be because her rival Nene was gettin' hit up for urban plays and what not?

Khandi Khandi Khandi....this chile just can't pick no menz. First off....aint this NFL dude already got a girlfriend and a baby fresh out the oven? She need to slow her roll.

Phaedra Phaedra Phaedra....first off what the hell is up with her lip? She look like she got popped in the face by ole jail house hubby. Alright...I won't begrudge her for wanting some love and even a baby but lawd jeebus you aint spose to marry these Penn Pricks! He went to prison for GTA and racketeering (tryna sell the stolen cars as new) and a host of other forgery and theft crimes. Here this trick is marrying his ass and sharing her loot?

I got nothin' to say about this model chick. I just recognize her from Ebony Fashion Fair and Essence and that's it. Don't know nothing bout her and not sure I want to. Her man is old as fuck....her and Kim ought to hit it off.

And um.....is it just me or did that Nene and Dwight fight seem awfully staged?

SCNDLS said:

Here's her daughter and her boyfriend. When she was giving her daughter dating advice and said, "I hope she has the morals my parents instilled in me."

Really, so you want your daughter to aspire to live off married men???

I'm glad that child lost the weight cuz she sho nuff was looking 28 instead of 13!!!!!

Why Nene sound jealous that Kim hooked up with another chick first instead of her?

Nene: What was different about HER?

Kim: I've been chasing dick since I came out the womb.

Nene: Maybe I'll date a girl. (She was protesting WAY too much. Bitch please. )

Nene: If Dwight had $10k he woulda got his nose fixed. I know that cuz who wouldn't want to breathe?

Kim: I have fun with Nene, as long as she's not choking me we're laughing.

These bitches need Jesus or Bishop Long to help 'em!

SCNDLS said:

Why Nene sound jealous that Kim hooked up with another chick first instead of her?

Nene: What was different about HER?

Kim: I've been chasing dick since I came out the womb.

Nene: Maybe I'll date a girl. (She was protesting WAY too much. Bitch please. )

for real....and remember Nene was pinchin' Kim's tatas on the first ep of season 2. Girl is suspect.

I bout spit my wine when Kim said she been chasin' dick since she came out the womb. I had to check my remote to make sure I was watchin' Bravo and not HBO. the hell????

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Why Nene sound jealous that Kim hooked up with another chick first instead of her?

Nene: What was different about HER?

Kim: I've been chasing dick since I came out the womb.

Nene: Maybe I'll date a girl. (She was protesting WAY too much. Bitch please. )

for real....and remember Nene was pinchin' Kim's tatas on the first ep of season 2. Girl is suspect.

I bout spit my wine when Kim said she been chasin' dick since she came out the womb. I had to check my remote to make sure I was watchin' Bravo and not HBO. the hell????

I never understood why you can say dick and pussy but not asshole.

Dwight claim he spent $30K on Sheree's fashion show! Chile you aint no friend...youz a new fool!

I gotz a fashion show that I need help with.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

for real....and remember Nene was pinchin' Kim's tatas on the first ep of season 2. Girl is suspect.

I bout spit my wine when Kim said she been chasin' dick since she came out the womb. I had to check my remote to make sure I was watchin' Bravo and not HBO. the hell????

I never understood why you can say dick and pussy but not asshole.

Exactly. And you can say dick but not prick?

Um, well my cable ain't on now so I wasn't able to watch

However, once I get that shit back I will jump back on the RHOA crazy train!!

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

Um, well my cable ain't on now so I wasn't able to watch

However, once I get that shit back I will jump back on the RHOA crazy train!!

we'll be here waitin' for ya.

Dwight kissed Phaedra's pregnant belly. Why do people do that? She aint carrying the baby Jesus. Is she?

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

I never understood why you can say dick and pussy but not asshole.

Exactly. And you can say dick but not prick?

I think I've heard Bethenny say prick on Bravo.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Here's her daughter and her boyfriend. When she was giving her daughter dating advice and said, "I hope she has the morals my parents instilled in me."

Really, so you want your daughter to aspire to live off married men???

I'm glad that child lost the weight cuz she sho nuff was looking 28 instead of 13!!!!!

Damned if she don't look JUST like her mama. Old lookin' ass an' all.

SCNDLS said:

Here's her daughter and her boyfriend. When she was giving her daughter dating advice and said, "I hope she has the morals my parents instilled in me."

Really, so you want your daughter to aspire to live off married men???

I just about DIED when she said this. I hope she snags another rich man b/c she's gonna have a lot of teenage pregnancy to deal with.

Yeah I saw this hott mess last night!!!!

First of all, I don't know what else Greg done did to NeNe but she apparently taking it out on everybody else. Was it me, or was it not that serious about the 10K thing and Dwight? I mean if he did give Greg the money, I'd been happy about it..shucks that would just mean I could pocket that book money for a couple of months...but naw she had to go and act a fool at that damn party. And was it me or did you kind of expect for Dwight to at least look like he would whip out a can of whup ass on her? Guess he was keeping it classy because she sure wasn't.

I can't wait for them to start talking about Phaedra's hubby like a dog. He sure is fine as hell though...but I can't stand it when women act like their life is so doggone perfect when it's far from it.

Kim...still a hot mess. But since Big Poppa's out the picture...who is now paying her bills?

Sheree always sashaying around like she own the world and ain't nothing but a broke ass hooker. She need to fill out a job application somewhere.

Kandi...gosh I just love her honesty, but her choices in men are just plain ole' awful. I was expecting her mother to pop up from somewhere while she was on her date and get in ole' dude's face and tell him "YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER!!!!"

And I don't even know who the 6th housewife is but she looks like she's going to be boring.

That's all I have for now.

MissFee, here's the rundown on the new hookas on the block.

"Housewives" fans, unite! What started as a single Bravo reality series back in 2006 has grown into a six-edition ratings powerhouse. With the franchise spawning reunion specials and spinoffs galore, fans can't seem to get enough of these women's luxurious lifestyles… or their extension-yanking catfights.

But great reality TV never stands still — and the "Housewives" on our favorite editions are coming and going at a rapid rate. With Season 3 of Atlanta debuting Monday and the D.C. edition wrapping up Thursday, we're taking a look at which ladies are leaving these shows (voluntarily or not), and who's taking their place.

Out: Lisa Wu-Hartwell

Business-minded football wife Lisa was always the normal, relatable one among the Atlanta banshees… but people don't tune in to reality shows to watch normal, relatable people, do they? Plus, with last season seeing her and husband Ed downsizing to a less-than-opulent home, maybe she couldn't keep up with the franchise's spend-now-file-bankruptcy-later lifestyle. She may pop up in a few episodes this season, though — breaking up fights, no doubt.

In: Cynthia Bailey

Any surprise she's a model? NeNe's close friend Cynthia once graced the cover of Essence and walked the runways in Paris and Milan; now she's settled in Atlanta with 10-year-old daughter Noelle and boyfriend Peter. But after three years together, Peter wants to put a wedding ring on her finger. Will this marriage-phobe give in and tie the knot?

In: Phaedra Parks

This entertainment attorney is no stranger to TV cameras: Phaedra has appeared as a legal analyst on NBC and Fox News, and been profiled by various news magazines in connection with her A-list clients. But this friend to Kandi and Dwight has a few skeletons hanging in her closet: Her young husband, Apollo, spent time in prison (gasp!) for a white-collar crime.

Apollo look like he was somebody girlfriend in the joint.

Now, the newest cast member of "Real Housewives of Atlanta", Phaedra Parks, who is a lawyer, has decided to speak out about her husband Apollo Nida. Months ago, reports surfaced that he was convicted of a crime, and now she opens up about his Racketeering conviction. Here's her statement to the press:

My husband was convicted of a white-collar crime. It was racketeering. He comes up for an appeal and we just hope that works out positively. But he wasn’t guilty of harming any person or anybody and unfortunately that’s what happened. I married my husband because I loved him and he loved me and I think that’s the foundation of any good relationship. I didn’t marry him because of his past or because of his future. I married him because I respected him and I realized⎯everyone should realize that people make mistakes.

I tell people that if everyone held our past against us, unfortunately, most of our lives would be dramatically different. So whether someone has committed a crime or allegedly committed a crime there is redemption. That’s what the United States was founded on⎯people having a second chance. And so as a Black woman, unfortunately, in our community more than anything a lot of times Black men have had legal problems. And every Black woman who says that Black men with legal problems cannot be considered as a mate, then we help with the genocide of our own community.

So we have to be cognizant that this is a whole system that’s been developed over year. When Black women outshine Black men and emasculate them, that causes the break down of the Black family⎯and I want to have a Black family so I have to be very open-minded about Black men because if I crucify the thing that can obviously help me build what I desire the most, then I’m no better than the people that are tearing down the Black man.

I know who I am and I have a very good sense of my husband and what our relationship is built on. So at the end of the day I have to go home to him and so whomever you marry has to be your personal choice. And that has to be a choice that you’re willing to live with. I married him because I love him, not because somebody else loves him and has to live with him and deal with him every day⎯it’s because I do so if you can live with your decision then that’s all that matters.

People are always gonna talk. If I married a White man it would be the same thing like, “Oh, she married a White man.” But no matter who you marry, someone is gonna be able to throw rocks but every body throwing rocks⎯they probably live in a glass house themselves so I don’t let that bother me.

SCNDLS said:

Apollo look like he was somebody girlfriend in the joint.

You know what they do to them pretty boys in the clink....they do them in the clink

Something ain't right about Phaedra's looks.

And why's she rocking da baby hairruh??? Who goes to an almost 40 year old attorney with baby hair. Doesn't exactly instill confidence.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Apollo look like he was somebody girlfriend in the joint.

You know what they do to them pretty boys in the clink....they do them in the clink

Exactly!

SCNDLS said:

Apollo look like he was somebody girlfriend in the joint.

You can't be that foine and locked up for 6 plus damn years without gettin' that ass pinched. Unless he know how to fight AND spent most time in solitary....I'm agreeing with you.

Phaedra tried to compare her man to Malcom X saying Malcom was incarcerated so people ought to not judge her husband.

Ya know....I'm gon ease up on Phaedra. It's not like she had much to pick from in ATL. Plus, she raise a good point about Malcom. Some crimes are made out to sound a lot worse than what actually went down.

Stealing cars is not as bad as murder and maybe her man went to one of those country club prisons with no gang fighting and shower rape.

Then again....she could just be stupid and he could be playing her.

@ this thread. Lawd NeNe was on the rise last night. Somehow I feel she was over-exaggerating to be the main housewives viewers focus on this season, but then again, how can one not? She makes herself known without a problem.

This the part right here that make me wanna bitchslap ole baby hairruh Phaedra

First off somebody ought to tell this heffa:

1) It aint the black woman's fault that the black man has legal problems

2) Black women achieving success by their own accomplishments and hard work is in no way emasculating to black men - everybody gotta fight for their slice of the pie.

3) You're gonna have a black family no matter who yo ass marries and breeds with - that's society for ya.

4) If you so open-minded about black men then why it take your ass so long (and apparently some time on the jailhouse internet) to find a husband - you spose to be all lawyerly and successful and cute so what the problem?

5) Not marrying this dude isn't akin to crucifixition? All them ballers who got baby mommas that they haven't wifed are now crucifying the women? Really?

6) If yo ass didn't have money and a nice house this dude probably would have had you on stand by along with all his other chicks.

SCNDLS said:

Apollo look like he was somebody girlfriend in the joint.