RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

Mine sucks and needs to be trimmed. Within 1 week it's too long and scruffy. I'm homeless...

fixed it!

Fauxie said:

RenHoek said:

fixed it!

meeeeeesssed yoooooo!

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

meeeeeesssed yoooooo!

Aww...

Genesia said:

PositivityNYC said:

I thought that was a typo at first -- and then I remembered..

John, our little girl is growing up.

I had to shave today on account of a funeral I've got to go to Friday. I want to start growing it again Saturday, but it looks like we're going to have to have a family vote. The guys will (better) vote "yea" but the girls are going to vote "nay".

I think the dog will have to break the tie. Luckily, she likes me best (I feed her).

RodeoSchro said:

I had to shave today on account of a funeral I've got to go to Friday. I want to start growing it again Saturday, but it looks like we're going to have to have a family vote. The guys will (better) vote "yea" but the girls are going to vote "nay".

I think the dog will have to break the tie. Luckily, she likes me best (I feed her).

Why do your kids get a vote? Your wife is the only one who should be able to have any sort of, umm... "bargaining chip" on this matter.

johnart said:

RodeoSchro said:

I had to shave today on account of a funeral I've got to go to Friday. I want to start growing it again Saturday, but it looks like we're going to have to have a family vote. The guys will (better) vote "yea" but the girls are going to vote "nay".

I think the dog will have to break the tie. Luckily, she likes me best (I feed her).

Why do your kids get a vote? Your wife is the only one who should be able to have any sort of, umm... "bargaining chip" on this matter.

LOL, you would THINK so, wouldn't you? However, anyone that's lived with a 14-year-old girl can vouch that they get a vote whether you give them one or not!

The trick is to get them to think that want YOU want to do is THEIR idea. Once you master that technique, you can do anything.

RodeoSchro said:

johnart said:

Why do your kids get a vote? Your wife is the only one who should be able to have any sort of, umm... "bargaining chip" on this matter.

LOL, you would THINK so, wouldn't you? However, anyone that's lived with a 14-year-old girl can vouch that they get a vote whether you give them one or not!

The trick is to get them to think that want YOU want to do is THEIR idea. Once you master that technique, you can do anything.

Imagine my dad, who had four teenage daughters at one point - with no son for back-up!

Genesia said:

RodeoSchro said:

LOL, you would THINK so, wouldn't you? However, anyone that's lived with a 14-year-old girl can vouch that they get a vote whether you give them one or not!

The trick is to get them to think that want YOU want to do is THEIR idea. Once you master that technique, you can do anything.

Imagine my dad, who had four teenage daughters at one point - with no son for back-up!

LOL, my wife came from a family of four daughters, too. I was the first son-in-law. Boy, was he glad to see me!

RodeoSchro said:

Genesia said:

Imagine my dad, who had four teenage daughters at one point - with no son for back-up!

LOL, my wife came from a family of four daughters, too. I was the first son-in-law. Boy, was he glad to see me!

Maybe that's why my dad worked such long hours...

When my sister got married, my toast had a "Dad finally got a son, and we finally got a brother" theme.

Genesia said:

RodeoSchro said:

LOL, my wife came from a family of four daughters, too. I was the first son-in-law. Boy, was he glad to see me!

Maybe that's why my dad worked such long hours...

When my sister got married, my toast had a "Dad finally got a son, and we finally got a brother" theme.

My wife's folks had a farm and a country, and they'd go up there every weekend. To date my wife, I had to go there, too. Which meant I got to mow about 4 acres every Friday afternoon, then bus tables at the country inn Friday and Saturday nights.

I didn't like bussing tables much, but I loved mowing the yard. I grew up on 6 acres with 50 trees, so 4 acres with about 10 trees was like a holiday!

To this day, I still mow my own lawn (much smaller, though). These days, it's about the only time I can put on headphones and listen to the music I like.

Genesia said:

RodeoSchro said:

LOL, my wife came from a family of four daughters, too. I was the first son-in-law. Boy, was he glad to see me!

Maybe that's why my dad worked such long hours...

When my sister got married, my toast had a "Dad finally got a son, and we finally got a brother" theme.

I suppose all this is relevant to the thread given your extensive experience being a beard.

The beard goes on

Today:

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dumbass smile

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

Maybe that's why my dad worked such long hours...

When my sister got married, my toast had a "Dad finally got a son, and we finally got a brother" theme.

I suppose all this is relevant to the thread given your extensive experience being a beard.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

I suppose all this is relevant to the thread given your extensive experience being a beard.

Oh, I thought this thread was dedicated to John getting a Beard, my bad.

johnart said:

How ironic that the grooming possibilities for the very beard that should be somehow butchin' me up a bit seem endless.

@ this site (which I might start referring to as the "other" org ).

x 1000 @ there being "Success Stories" and "Featured Beard" sections.

I want to write a Dear Beard.org... letter but I'm afraid I'll just end up blacklisting myself within the...um...beard community.

This is where my beard is at so far:

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/personal/facehair2.jpg[/img:$uid]

I had no idea that I was stepping into a whole "culture". I just wanted a new look.

You look hot with a beard.

I just love facial hair on most men, anyway.

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

How ironic that the grooming possibilities for the very beard that should be somehow butchin' me up a bit seem endless.

@ this site (which I might start referring to as the "other" org ).

x 1000 @ there being "Success Stories" and "Featured Beard" sections.

I want to write a Dear Beard.org... letter but I'm afraid I'll just end up blacklisting myself within the...um...beard community.

This is where my beard is at so far:

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/personal/facehair2.jpg[/img:$uid]

I had no idea that I was stepping into a whole "culture". I just wanted a new look.

You look hot with a beard.

I just love facial hair on most men, anyway.

RenHoek said:

KidaDynamite said:

You look hot with a beard.

I just love facial hair on most men, anyway.

Ooooh, can I pull it?

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

How ironic that the grooming possibilities for the very beard that should be somehow butchin' me up a bit seem endless.

@ this site (which I might start referring to as the "other" org ).

x 1000 @ there being "Success Stories" and "Featured Beard" sections.

I want to write a Dear Beard.org... letter but I'm afraid I'll just end up blacklisting myself within the...um...beard community.

This is where my beard is at so far:

[img:$uid]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i9/jgascot/personal/facehair2.jpg[/img:$uid]

I had no idea that I was stepping into a whole "culture". I just wanted a new look.

You look hot with a beard.

I just love facial hair on most men, anyway.

I'm thrilled at the reactions, especially since I never in a thousand years would've pictured myself growing facial hair and actually really getting into this whole beard thing.

[Edited 12/1/10 21:13pm]

RenHoek said:

KidaDynamite said:

You look hot with a beard.

I just love facial hair on most men, anyway.

WHORE

[Edited 12/1/10 21:12pm]

Look!

It's Billy Mejes!

Selfindulgentsidenote: I seem to be the only person in my age group who rocks nothing but the stache'. I see plenty of beards and goatees, I wonder why that is.

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

WHORE

[Edited 12/1/10 21:12pm]

I know... *digs-toe-in-sand-*

Conan O'Brian and Ed Lover???

I'm over 100 days into my winter beard growth. Started on September 1.

Lookin' good, John!

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johnart said:

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STOP IT.

My ladyflower can't take anymore!

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

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STOP IT.

My ladyflower can't take anymore!

How does your garden grow?

one freaking pic of you with a beard and you have 1111 hits. cheesenrice John!