10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE

1.. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. 'Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that; who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything.

2.. If you can't walk, or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn peanuts and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3.. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses down to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear up my damn house this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses.

4.. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE!
We do not care that you are thankful that your thirteen year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save the talk for someone that gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5.. Finish everything on your plate before you go for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year.

6.. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7.. What you came with is what you should leave with! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8.. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house.
This is not a DAYCARE CENTER . There will be a kid parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her.
After 24 hours, I will call CPS on your ignorant ass!!

9.. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat your dinner then take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10.. Last but not least; ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner. You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropiate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine. So Visa and Mastercard are now being accepted.

I love when you post this kinda stuff.

1.. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. 'Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that; who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything.

I HATE that!

There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE!
We do not care that you are thankful that your thirteen year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save the talk for someone that gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

!!!!!!!!!

BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

UGH!!!!!!!!!!

you didn't mention the mac n cheese....

BlackAdder7 said:

you didn't mention the mac n cheese....

What? Don't touch or alter my macaroni and cheese or I'ma fuck you up???

Hershe said:

1.. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. 'Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that; who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything. Fine. I'll just put on my plate what I see you put on yours then.

Cool, as long as your throat don't close up from the pecans in the sweet potato casserole.

I love when you post this

It's almost like you've celebrated with my extended family before.

Don't forget to use your fork as a weapon.

SCNDLS said:

2.. If you can't walk, or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn peanuts and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

SCNDLS said:

BlackAdder7 said:

you didn't mention the mac n cheese....

What? Don't touch or alter my macaroni and cheese or I'ma fuck you up???

Who was it last year that FUCKED UP the mac & cheese? Aunt Bunny? Tell her to keep her pawas out your food, girl! If she wanst to alter some shit, let he do it after she puts it on HER plate! What was that mess she did last year, started added condensed milk or some shit?

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

What? Don't touch or alter my macaroni and cheese or I'ma fuck you up???

Who was it last year that FUCKED UP the mac & cheese? Aunt Bunny? Tell her to keep her pawas out your food, girl! If she wanst to alter some shit, let he do it after she puts it on HER plate! What was that mess she did last year, started added condensed milk or some shit?

Yea! I can't find that thread for nuthin!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Who was it last year that FUCKED UP the mac & cheese? Aunt Bunny? Tell her to keep her pawas out your food, girl! If she wanst to alter some shit, let he do it after she puts it on HER plate! What was that mess she did last year, started added condensed milk or some shit?

Yea! I can't find that thread for nuthin!

Wasn't it in last year's rules?

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Yea! I can't find that thread for nuthin!

Wasn't it in last year's rules?

But I searched for the thread and couldn't find it. If I recall, we cut up in that joint.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

What? Don't touch or alter my macaroni and cheese or I'ma fuck you up???

Who was it last year that FUCKED UP the mac & cheese? Aunt Bunny? Tell her to keep her pawas out your food, girl! If she wanst to alter some shit, let he do it after she puts it on HER plate! What was that mess she did last year, started added condensed milk or some shit?

I remember that story!! I get fired up when I think about that sometimes. How can someone so little respect for others? And family at that!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Wasn't it in last year's rules?

But I searched for the thread and couldn't find it. If I recall, we cut up in that joint.

Girl, it was skrait off the chain! That's when I realized you was a fool and my kinda peeps!

http://prince.org/msg/100/324635

If you're coming for Thanksgiving Dinner, here are the damn rules!!!

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

SCNDL posted (11/25/09 #131)

Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.

Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule:

Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.

This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.

Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.

BlackAdder7 said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/324635

If you're coming for Thanksgiving Dinner, here are the damn rules!!!

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

SCNDL posted (11/25/09 #131)

Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.

Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule:

Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.

This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.

Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.

And of course the link doesn't work! I typed it in manually tho. That was a great thread!!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

What? Don't touch or alter my macaroni and cheese or I'ma fuck you up???

Who was it last year that FUCKED UP the mac & cheese? Aunt Bunny? Tell her to keep her pawas out your food, girl! If she wanst to alter some shit, let he do it after she puts it on HER plate! What was that mess she did last year, started added condensed milk or some shit?

BlackAdder7 said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/324635

If you're coming for Thanksgiving Dinner, here are the damn rules!!!

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

SCNDL posted (11/25/09 #131)

Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.

Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule:

Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.

This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.

Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.

Leave it to you! You're like Hercule Poirot in this bitch when it comes to finding a thread. Thanks!

PurpleRighteous1 said:

BlackAdder7 said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/324635

If you're coming for Thanksgiving Dinner, here are the damn rules!!!

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is there egg in it? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you will not be able to eat anything.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not going to tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Junior to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER ! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

SCNDL posted (11/25/09 #131)

Can't believe I missed your embedded comments.

Speaking of macaroni and cheese, I have another damn rule:

Don't be altering any of the dishes I've prepared to suit your damn taste. I cooked it so I put the ingredients in I wanted. If you go near ANY of my pots or pans, you drawing back a nub. And you know you gon' have a long ass wait in the ER on Thanksgiving so think twice before you step to my food.

This one's inspired by my uncle's wife who came to my Thanksgiving dinner 3 years ago. I prepared two pans of the most beautiful, 5 cheese macaroni and cheese casseroles you ever did see. You know, with that pretty, golden cheese crust on top. I use the recipe from Auntie Patti's book and I must say I puts my foot in it every time. I have many requests for my muhfuggin' mac and cheese.

Anyway, we're setting up all the dishes on the various kitchen counters for the line, cuz you know with 80 kneegrows we had people stationed dishing out the food, no fixin' your own plate. My uncle's wife looks at my casseroles and decides they don't look moist enough so she takes a spoon, chops them all up to hell, and pours a half cup of milk over each one before I realize what she's doing. There's milk literally pooling at the bottom of the pan.

And of course the link doesn't work! I typed it in manually tho. That was a great thread!!

We were in rare form!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

But I searched for the thread and couldn't find it. If I recall, we cut up in that joint.

Girl, it was skrait off the chain! That's when I realized you was a fool and my kinda peeps!

Likewise!

this is great

So what's everyone's Turkey Day plans? Are you cooking or freeloading???

I'm going to the Cowboys-Saints game then hosting a late dinner at the crib for all my strays.

I'll start cooking on Wednesday.

This is all too funny! # 2 is my favorite, there is nothing so suspenseful as watching someone balance a heavy plate of mushy food with one hand and a cane with the other.

SCNDLS said:

So what's everyone's Turkey Day plans? Are you cooking or freeloading???

I'm going to the Cowboys-Saints game then hosting a late dinner at the crib for all my strays.

I'll start cooking on Wednesday.

I'm "freeloading." Well, not exactly. My brother and I will probably go to Mom's independent living retirement community where they have a Thanksgiving Day brunch, which is the traditional dinner and fixins. They just serve between Noon and 2:00 PM. I guess to give people who live there a chance to eat early, and if they have plans for later dinners out, have time to do that. Only thing is it's not free for guests so I know my Mom will be expecting me to pay her $21.00 for my meal. Chile, she's somthing when it comes to money.

Anyway, whatcha cooking? Oh, and if you don't mind sharing, I want that slamin mac & cheese recipe minus Aunt Bunny's milk!

Keep your dick out of the turkey know matter how good it looks.