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Thread started 11/19/10 8:42am

funkpill

A Child Custody Case Was Held In Court

The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents

and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.

So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"

"No." said the boy.

"Why not?" said the judge.

"Because she beats me."

The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."

"Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."

Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"

"I want to live with the Chicago Cubs."

"Why?" asks the judge.

"They don't beat anybody." confused

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Reply #1 posted 11/19/10 9:10am

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http://prince.org/msg/100/347106
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Hurry & change it Funkhoney!!!! :hug2:

Happy Friday!!! I started a bit early...
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #2 posted 11/19/10 11:35am

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lol

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Reply #3 posted 11/19/10 12:36pm

funkpill

Nothinbutjoy said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/347106 O Hurry & change it Funkhoney!!!! hug Happy Friday!!! I started a bit early...

eek oh dang!!!

rolleyes oh well

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Reply #4 posted 11/19/10 4:20pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Bound to happen sooner or later giggle hug
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #5 posted 11/20/10 12:46am

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This is the first time I have not laughed. I just don't see the humour in this neutral

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Reply #6 posted 11/20/10 1:07am

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I thought it was funny because I think he means that they beat him at some game or something?

smile

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Reply #7 posted 11/20/10 1:14am

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funkpill said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/347106 O Hurry & change it Funkhoney!!!! hug Happy Friday!!! I started a bit early...

eek oh dang!!!

rolleyes oh well

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mr.green

falloff Oh damn not Day-Day and nem lol

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Reply #8 posted 11/20/10 5:04am

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biggrin Happy weekend every one!

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