ZombieKitten said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

I just had 'breakfast'.

REDFEATHERS said:

hello!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

oh..

i have a random story.

so this lady from my street comes over and wants to talk. She says it is serious. So we sit down and she is acting really nervous. and she says "there is no easy way to tell you this..."

so I am thinking "great she is love with me or killed my cat or stole something from me..."

so blurts out "I am pregnant!"

and I am all "excuse me?"

she said "I am...I am pregnant..."

and I said "you know that you have to... i mean we never.... you and I never..."

she said "I know I am just practicing...the father is not going to take it well...."

so we had a little (if uncomfortable laugh) and chit-chatted about it and stuff. I told her, there is some baby stuff in the garage and some more in the attic if she wants it. and she left.

weird woman.

REDFEATHERS said:

long time no see! welcome back