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Thread started 10/24/10 11:44pm

BklynBabe

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My bank fists horses and screws dogs!!!!

I go to get gas today and my card isn't working. Cashier says I need to call the bank because my account is invalid. I call the bank 800#. Rep tells me my account was compromised a few weeks ago so I had been issued a new card, which actually should be arriving any day. Okay....but I wasn't notified about it so how the fuck am I'm supposed to access my money so I can get gas and get home hmmm luckily I have more than one account so I can transfer funds. Then I think, if my card wasn't working, then what the fuck happened to the paycheck I deposited yesterday at the ATM? Rep says oh it didn't go in so they will be mailing it back to you in 5-10 days. eek Wait?!? Da fuck?!? If my card wasn't working then it should not have taken my check at all and you mean to tell me that I should wait up to 2 weeks for my money and the machine could not have put up a message before taking the check. I had to breathe real hard on the phone because how the fuck am I supposed to feed my family and get to work? How fucking retarded can a bank be?

Yes I am going to the bank in person first thing in the morning with my scanned check receipt and addressing this fuckery!! mad I am so fucking heated I don't even think I will sleep tonight! I was so thankful my paycheck had arrived in the mail in a day So I did not have to worry and then this bullshit disbelief
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Reply #1 posted 10/25/10 12:21am

blissagain

classy thread title

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Reply #2 posted 10/25/10 12:31am

BklynBabe

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So sorry...they can be ignorant assholes instead...I certainly don't mean to offend but I am rather heated at the behavior of the intellectually challenged bank practices.
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Reply #3 posted 10/25/10 2:19am

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I'm assuming you're using a debit card here. Even if the card itself was compromised your account should still be valid and the deposit accepted and processed under normal federal regulations (Regulation CC). If this is the case, the most inconvenience you should have to suffer is that you would have to go to an actual teller and show ID in order to withdrawl available funds until your new debit card arrives. The card itself is just an a tool, as it were, that one uses to access the available funds and, in and of itself, has no bearing on deposits and the availability of them thereof.

Christopher damn!
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Reply #4 posted 10/25/10 3:14am

SCNDLS

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BklynBabe said:

So sorry...they can be ignorant assholes instead...I certainly don't mean to offend but I am rather heated at the behavior of the intellectually challenged bank practices.

comfort Sorry about that hun, and banks are retarded.

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Reply #5 posted 10/25/10 3:23am

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Sounds like the kind of shit my bank would pull. Must be a Brooklyn thing, lol. Sorry for your troubles, take some deep breaths, feel better.

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Reply #6 posted 10/25/10 4:36am

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There! Not that I still don't think my bank is populated by slow minded individuals with low IQs, but I'm sure this title will blend right in with all the other classy non-offensive titles.
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Reply #7 posted 10/25/10 5:07am

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BklynBabe said:

There! Not that I still don't think my bank is populated by slow minded individuals with low IQs, but I'm sure this title will blend right in with all the other classy non-offensive titles.

falloff

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Reply #8 posted 10/25/10 8:31am

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not just your bank mate

All Bloody Banks

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Reply #9 posted 10/25/10 10:09am

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BklynBabe said:

There! Not that I still don't think my bank is populated by slow minded individuals with low IQs, but I'm sure this title will blend right in with all the other classy non-offensive titles.

spit fo sho

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Reply #10 posted 10/25/10 10:34am

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i wish there were a bank called Horsefister or Dogfucker

everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #11 posted 10/25/10 12:37pm

BklynBabe

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Getting ready right now to go be sitting in front the bank at 9. Pray for me that I won't have to get straight gully in that bitch! mad there is no reason for them to be unable to communicate something simple like "we shut your card off" and if it was shut off why would it take my deposit all willy nilly like it was no problem. mad I am sooooo angry I know my pressure is sky high.
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Reply #12 posted 10/25/10 12:38pm

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whistle said:

i wish there were a bank called Horsefister or Dogfucker


That would be an honest bank. Now there's an oxymoron.

Am I allowed to say moron? hmmm
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Reply #13 posted 10/25/10 1:21pm

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BklynBabe said:

There! Not that I still don't think my bank is populated by slow minded individuals with low IQs, but I'm sure this title will blend right in with all the other classy non-offensive titles.

Now that's more in order with the classiness that is the Org. thumbs up!

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Reply #14 posted 10/25/10 4:51pm

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wow, sounds like something that happened to me before with bank of america! i closed my account with them, and have been banking somewhere else stress-free. hope you get it all straightened out! hug

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Reply #15 posted 10/25/10 5:14pm

BklynBabe

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That's because it is Bank of America.... disbelief
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Reply #16 posted 10/25/10 5:42pm

SCNDLS

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BklynBabe said:

That's because it is Bank of America.... disbelief

doh! Why you didn't just say that!? I had all kinda urshers with them fools when I was with them. THey stay stuck on stupid.

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Reply #17 posted 10/25/10 5:46pm

orger

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Bank of America donkey punches pregnant women

and sells heroin to puppies and butterflies

worst bank ever

in the history of ever

How is it you feel?
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Reply #18 posted 10/25/10 5:59pm

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orger said:

Bank of America donkey punches pregnant women

and sells heroin to puppies and butterflies

worst bank ever

in the history of ever

Although, I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, I must report you for the way you're choosing to express yourself. This is the Org and no one, except me, is allowed to say what they wanna. banned

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Reply #19 posted 10/25/10 5:59pm

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Banks blow.

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #20 posted 10/25/10 6:06pm

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SCNDLS said:

BklynBabe said:

That's because it is Bank of America.... disbelief

doh! Why you didn't just say that!? I had all kinda urshers with them fools when I was with them. THey stay stuck on stupid.

And aren't they the ones who hired that company (and didn't fire them until the media posted the calls) with the rude, racist collections people?

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Reply #21 posted 10/25/10 6:13pm

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noimageatall said:

SCNDLS said:

doh! Why you didn't just say that!? I had all kinda urshers with them fools when I was with them. THey stay stuck on stupid.

And aren't they the ones who hired that company (and didn't fire them until the media posted the calls) with the rude, racist collections people?

Yeah i think so

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Reply #22 posted 10/25/10 6:28pm

orger

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SCNDLS said:

orger said:

Bank of America donkey punches pregnant women

and sells heroin to puppies and butterflies

worst bank ever

in the history of ever

Although, I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, I must report you for the way you're choosing to express yourself. This is the Org and no one, except me, is allowed to say what they wanna. banned

fuck you

and the org

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Reply #23 posted 10/25/10 6:43pm

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orger said:

SCNDLS said:

Although, I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, I must report you for the way you're choosing to express yourself. This is the Org and no one, except me, is allowed to say what they wanna. banned

fuck you

and the org

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rolleyes You must have me confused with a horse, a dog, or a watermelon. talk to the hand

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Reply #24 posted 10/25/10 7:13pm

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SCNDLS said:

orger said:

fuck you

and the org

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rolleyes You must have me confused with a horse, a dog, or a watermelon. talk to the hand

nah, you're more of a floater

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Reply #25 posted 10/25/10 7:26pm

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orger said:

SCNDLS said:

rolleyes You must have me confused with a horse, a dog, or a watermelon. talk to the hand

nah, you're more of a floater

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Reply #26 posted 10/25/10 7:29pm

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switch to a Credit Union... mine's so good they tickle my nethers while we tango...

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Reply #27 posted 10/25/10 7:35pm

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BklynBabe said:

There! Not that I still don't think my bank is populated by slow minded individuals with low IQs, but I'm sure this title will blend right in with all the other classy non-offensive titles.

lol I thought that WAS the original title that had offended someone. If not, I'm skurred to know what the original was. lol

As somebody else mentioned, I delt with the EXACT same thing with BofA. Also, they randomly decided to put a stop on my account two years ago in November because they thought there was "suspicious activity" due to an abundance of online shopping. And not just the card, they froze my entire account. Everything. Nothing worked. Bascially, they took MY money hostage. In November. Ya know, the month before CHRISTMAS!! When people do things like, maybe, SHOPPING!! lol

I had to call and deal with a special branch of the bank where some woman proceeded to ask me literally dozens of questions about where I had spent the money, what sites, what did I puchase, what did it cost, etc? I was FAH-REAKING! OUT! First of all, it's my money. You can't TAKE IT. If I can walk into a branch with ID proving it's me I should be able to do whatever I want with MY money. Second, what, when, where and why I spent my money is none of you damn business! Some of those items were of a personal nature and it sent me SERIOUSLY over the edge. I had my call escalated numerous times and documented the names and conversations I had with each person. I then wrote MANY letters to MANY branches and persons within BofA. I eventually received a letter saying they were reviewing that policy, followed by another one saying I was correct regarding the repeated questions about the items I had purchased. Verifying previously submitted personal information should have been enough to confirm my identity and reinstate access to MY account. ........... mad I'm gettin' mad about it now all over again. lol Banks suck.

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Reply #28 posted 10/25/10 7:51pm

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SCNDLS said:



BklynBabe said:


That's because it is Bank of America.... disbelief

doh! Why you didn't just say that!? I had all kinda urshers with them fools when I was with them. THey stay stuck on stupid.



dang, I said they were retards....I thought that was a clue! I was Not even being hypothetical or sarcastic! I truly believe they hire any person remotely resembling Forrest Gump mentality.

However they are "working on it" and I could be resolved in 1-10 business days. I told them they have until Wednesday and then it's gonna be ugly if I don't have money to get to work with! And if I have to call someone to fill in and they cost me money it will be real ignant!!!
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Reply #29 posted 10/25/10 7:57pm

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BklynBabe said:

SCNDLS said:

doh! Why you didn't just say that!? I had all kinda urshers with them fools when I was with them. THey stay stuck on stupid.

dang, I said they were retards....I thought that was a clue! I was even being hypothetical or sarcastic! I truly believe they hireperson remotely resembling Forrest Gump mentality. However they are "working on it" and I could be resolved in 1-10 business days. I told them they have until Wednesday and then it's gonna be ugly if I don't have money to get to work with! And if I have to callsomeone to fill in and they cost me money it will be real ignant!!!

Umm... weeeelllll.... I and many of my friends worked for them for years. lol They don't hire stupid people. The problem is that they are WAY TOO LARGE. They have way too many people in way too many departments who have almost no communication with each other. The estimate they are giving you is probably based on how long it will take paperwork to go back and forth. lol

Seriously, though, ask for your call to be escalated to a supervisor. Then explain to the supervisor that the time estimate is unacceptable, that if they would like to continue to have your business they'll need to solve the problem in a much more expedient manner. biggrin Oh, and don't curse at them. They'll hang up, make note of it on your account and then transfer you to the most difficult to deal with person they have on staff at the time. lol

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