Well... why the heck not? This is an equal-opportunity joint.

to avoid eye contact

And keep it clean up in here, Andy!

Freedom from santa claus.

*Warren Hutcherson....

beer

- company

- sex

mmmh, sounds much easier than a straight relationship, but somehow it isn't....

a fistfight?

can't wait for the 'What does a woman really WANT from a woman?' thread

JoeTyler said:

a fistfight?

can't wait for the 'What does a woman really WANT from a woman?' thread

You should be enterprising and start it yourself!

RenHoek said:

robertlove said:

- company

- sex

mmmh, sounds much easier than a straight relationship, but somehow it isn't....

right

Men are not complicated creatures but STILL. What do I want from a man? Everything

NDRU said:

to avoid eye contact

Or subtext-free sports conversation and a companion for the nudie bar when the SO is away.

Sex and laughs

Plus some good conversation/companionship

no discussion? are relationships between men really that simple?

Bro hugs.

A round of beers.

Good jokes.

sextonseven said:

NDRU said:

to avoid eye contact

Or subtext-free sports conversation and a companion for the nudie bar when the SO is away.

The Nudie Bar!

This is for fans of "Married...with Children", my favorite show EVER.

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

www.bundyology.com

RodeoSchro said:

sextonseven said:

Or subtext-free sports conversation and a companion for the nudie bar when the SO is away.

The Nudie Bar!

This is for fans of "Married...with Children", my favorite show EVER.

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

www.bundyology.com

Was it obvious I watched that show a lot?

sextonseven said:

RodeoSchro said:

The Nudie Bar!

This is for fans of "Married...with Children", my favorite show EVER.

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.

www.bundyology.com

Was it obvious I watched that show a lot?

kimrachell said:

RenHoek said:

I'm still trying to figure out what's worst about this "song"...

the entire message they're trying to bring? No hugging... REALLY?!?!

or is it that they used a slowed-up-casio-style Darth Vader march as the main track... REALLY?!?!?

or is it that they end their "performance" with a "drive by" series of gunshots and all play dead... REALLY!!!!!

RenHoek said:

kimrachell said:

I'm still trying to figure out what's worst about this "song"...

the entire message they're trying to bring? No hugging... REALLY?!?!

or is it that they used a slowed-up-casio-style Darth Vader march as the main track... REALLY?!?!?

or is it that they end their "performance" with a "drive by" series of gunshots and all play dead... REALLY!!!!!

It's pretty bad, eh?

One thing that may lessen the absurdity is that though they apparently are an evangelical rap group, they made this song as a self-parody.

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

ZombieKitten said:

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

The next time you visit we'll go.

A saturday evening on the couch watchin some movies, havin some drank and having some laughs.

Someone who believes in you and supports your dreams.

OH and...

That they put things back where they got them from and close drawers after they opended them or put lids back on shit after they opened them.

ZombieKitten said:

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

They won't let you in unless you're with a dude! And they might ask you if you're coming in as entertainment or a patron.

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

The next time you visit we'll go.

E-hem!

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

They won't let you in unless you're with a dude! And they might ask you if you're coming in as entertainment or a patron.

I already have an escort lined up

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanna go to the Nudie Bar

The next time you visit we'll go.

is it a real place????

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

The next time you visit we'll go.

is it a real place????

No. That's just the funny name for strip club.

johnart said:

sextonseven said:

The next time you visit we'll go.

E-hem!

I'd bring you too, but you'd be more into grabbing boobies than the straight patrons.