Never tell your kid that their fav football team won during an Auction

Because they wave their hands in excitement...and it could easily cost you $250

Don't take any wooden nickels. Unless you find yourself existing in a world where wooden nickels are currency or you enjoy collecting wooden nickels. Should the latter be the case, take care that your wooden-nickel-collecting doesn't get out of hand to the point where friends or relatives start thinking about submitting your name to Hoarders.

Always keep a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can just toss it out the window.

If a work mate enflicts bad gas explosions in the office...rally other workers and plan to get him fired....

Honestly LOL...i feel sick

Genesia said:

Always keep a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can just toss it out the window.

5,318,008 is the best number ever.

Upside down.

the best thing you can do if attacked by a bear is stand up to it. don't let it give you any guff.

pop it smack in the kisser and stand your ground, no matter what.*

*or, not.

When u decide to go forward...never look back

And if u decide to go...go out in style