Off the bat, my number one is gonna be Sue Richard's powers. Cause they rock. Create invisible objects and forcefields, make the visible invisible and the invisible visible. See? Right there, you could see God if you want. And you could flail around like the youtube star wars kid and take out a room full of unsuspecting people.

Number two, shapeshiftin. I wouldn't even turn into other people. I'd just move my organs around and freak people out. Annual physicals just became super fun. And nobody can give you a prostate exam if you got an ass fulla teeth.

If being in 2 places at the same time qualifies as a superpower, that'll be the one for me.

The ability to fly would be nice too. I desperately wanted to fly like Supergirl when I was little. I used to dream about it all the time.

Telekinesis would be awesome. I've always wanted to be able to move things with my mind...especially when I'm comfortable on the couch and too lazy to get up for a beer.

For a second power, invulnerability. Being impervious to harm would offer some nice peace of mind.

Efan said:

Telekinesis would be awesome. I've always wanted to be able to move things with my mind...especially when I'm comfortable on the couch and too lazy to get up for a beer.

For a second power, invulnerability. Being impervious to harm would offer some nice peace of mind.

Telekinesis was my 3rd. Ever since Zapped.

1 the ability to pick winning lottery numbers

2 the ability to hear things being said about me

when I'm not around

not sure how 'super' those are

but they'd work for me

other people can go save the world

and shit

1)Shapeshifting (into other creatures) like the green dude from Teen Titans (never watched the tv or read recent comics but I used to read them when I was a kid and always wanted to be him).

2)Invisibility (cuz I'm a perv )

Hulk/Juggernaut level strength and invulnerability - that's all I need.

johnart said:

1)Shapeshifting (into other creatures) like the green dude from Teen Titans (never watched the tv or read recent comics but I used to read them when I was a kid and always wanted to be him).

2)Invisibility (cuz I'm a perv )

Somebody's a copycat...

uPtoWnNY said:

Hulk/Juggernaut level strength and invulnerability - that's all I need.

I always loved whenever they fought. But you know what was hilarious?

When Cain Marko cold banged the shit outta Brucie's cousin Jennifer. FTW.

Technopathy & Omniscience

DrRockdapuss said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Hulk/Juggernaut level strength and invulnerability - that's all I need.

I always loved whenever they fought. But you know what was hilarious?

When Cain Marko cold banged the shit outta Brucie's cousin Jennifer. FTW.

wow...

Teleportation and Mind-reading. Because I'm late a lot and because I don't like having to worry if people are lying to me

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Flying, cause i can't drive. Super strength. So, I don't have to try hard doing karate

DrRockdapuss said:

johnart said:

1)Shapeshifting (into other creatures) like the green dude from Teen Titans (never watched the tv or read recent comics but I used to read them when I was a kid and always wanted to be him).

2)Invisibility (cuz I'm a perv )

Somebody's a copycat...

Um no, you wanna shift your organs and shit and I just wanna be able to become other animals.

And you want to see God and shit and I just wanna see some paynus.

johnart said:

And you want to see God and shit and I just wanna see some paynus.

If you need superpowers for that, may I introduce, Captain Morgan...

Not sure if it works on richards, but I've seen a few Garfields as a result.

plus the capabilities of

Make an unstoppable superhero.

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Mind reading

Physical invulnerability

Superman's super vision so I can see through clothes and see anyone's dick that I want to see. Also, Superman's super strength so I can beat their ass if they get violent when they catch me looking.

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I've always thought umbrakinesis, the manipulation of darkness and shadow, would be a sexy power to have.

But shapeshifting and invisibility would be way more practical.

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1) Jedi power

2) Teleportation power (like Nightcrawler or Jumper)

Healing and invisibility

Had this conversation with a friend a few months back on a road trip except we went with 3 powers. I couldn't decide for sure, but I know one of them would include replicating myself like Multiple Man

Combine that with a power like the Hulk's and you have an unstoppable army of me-s.

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I would not want to know people's thoughts or see through their clothes....ewwww!

FauxReal said:

Had this conversation with a friend a few months back on a road trip except we went with 3 powers. I couldn't decide for sure, but I know one of them would include replicating myself like Multiple Man

Combine that with a power like the Hulk's and you have an unstoppable army of me-s.

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Multiple Man. Yeah!

I wanna be Multiple Woman!

Lisa10 said:

FauxReal said:

Had this conversation with a friend a few months back on a road trip except we went with 3 powers. I couldn't decide for sure, but I know one of them would include replicating myself like Multiple Man

Combine that with a power like the Hulk's and you have an unstoppable army of me-s.

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Multiple Man. Yeah!

I wanna be Multiple Woman!

I love Jamie. His powers allow force to be dispersed evenly through his multiples, so you can never hit him hard enough to hurt him.

But you can stab him.

Also, he got smart and sent his boys out all over the world learning everything from sanskrit to sul sa. Then he called em back in. Makin himself pretty much the ultimate renaissance man.

DrRockdapuss said:

Lisa10 said:

Multiple Man. Yeah!

I wanna be Multiple Woman!

I love Jamie. His powers allow force to be dispersed evenly through his multiples, so you can never hit him hard enough to hurt him.

But you can stab him.

Also, he got smart and sent his boys out all over the world learning everything from sanskrit to sul sa. Then he called em back in. Makin himself pretty much the ultimate renaissance man.

Yeah he's one of the characters I appreciate for his uniqueness. Many characters can fly, are super strong, having healing factors, etc. He's the only one I know of that can do what he does. And it's not overpowered either.

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1. The ability to change traffic lights

2. The ability to control the weather

Just like Captain Marvel, I wish I could have power of gods by saying the magic word "Shazam!".

1) The ability to turn back time/time travel

2) The ability to fly