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Thread started 10/15/10 7:47am

funkpill

A Local Business Was Looking For Office Help

They put a sign in the window, stating the following:

"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.

He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager.

The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.

However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter.

He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer.

The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded!

He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities.

However, I *still* can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 10/15/10 7:50am

ZombieKitten

doh! neko

falloff

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Reply #2 posted 10/15/10 8:09am

PANDURITO

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lol

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Reply #3 posted 10/15/10 9:40am

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lol pout
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Reply #4 posted 10/15/10 10:17am

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neutral lol


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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #5 posted 10/15/10 3:57pm

Nothinbutjoy

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giggle

Now if the dog had gone and humped the manager's leg, then it could be said the dog was also fluent in ".org".

ba dum tish

doh!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug martini rose hug

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Reply #6 posted 10/15/10 11:34pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I killed poor Funkhoney's thread with my terrible joke.

Sorry!!!! boxed

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #7 posted 10/16/10 2:34am

luv4u

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lol

canada

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Reply #8 posted 10/16/10 2:54am

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ZombieKitten said:

doh! neko

falloff

Re: your sig- With an avatar like that, I can see why he was moved to do so. smile

I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #9 posted 10/16/10 5:37pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #10 posted 10/16/10 5:39pm

novabrkr

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A funny joke that had nothing to do with sex. That's rare these days.

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Reply #11 posted 10/16/10 9:33pm

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novabrkr said:

lol

A funny joke that had nothing to do with sex. That's rare these days.

yeahthat

i could read it outloud with the rugrat in the room

thumbs up!

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #12 posted 10/16/10 10:45pm

ZombieKitten

SUPRMAN said:

ZombieKitten said:

doh! neko

falloff

Re: your sig- With an avatar like that, I can see why he was moved to do so. smile

falloff hug

it's GOLD! Pure class cool

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Reply #13 posted 10/18/10 7:30am

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.....woof dammit! ...lol

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Reply #14 posted 10/18/10 1:20pm

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chirp~!

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