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A Local Business Was Looking For Office Help They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time. He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job." The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual." | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Now if the dog had gone and humped the manager's leg, then it could be said the dog was also fluent in ".org".
ba dum tish
Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
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I killed poor Funkhoney's thread with my terrible joke.
Sorry!!!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Re: your sig- With an avatar like that, I can see why he was moved to do so. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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A funny joke that had nothing to do with sex. That's rare these days.
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i could read it outloud with the rugrat in the room
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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it's GOLD! Pure class | |
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.....woof dammit! ... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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chirp~! | |
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