3)Doesn't know how to work a poll.

kewlschool said:

3)Doesn't know how to work a poll.

I know how to do that!

4) Not being the sex nymph we made you out to be in our dreams. (Hey, not asking you to grind away on top of a car in some scandalous way, but we would like to think that you do.)

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

3)Doesn't know how to work a poll.

I know how to do that!

Do tell

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

I know how to do that!

Do tell

you ask a question, then you count what percentage says YES and what says NO

easy!

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

Do tell

you ask a question, then you count what percentage says YES and what says NO

easy!

Easy, Let's just say there's a penis and a vagina in a tent that's on fire. Which one do you save?

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

you ask a question, then you count what percentage says YES and what says NO

easy!

Easy, Let's just say there's a penis and a vagina in a tent that's on fire. Which one do you save?

neither, they are useless without a human attached to them!!!

5) Focus on what you don't have to the point you don't see what you have.

purplemansionFL said:

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They in no way reflect my personal opinion. Just the facts.
10. Incessantly asking a guy "what are you thinking about?"

9. Nagging. Nag. Nag. Nag nag nag nag nag. Actually I don't think that this is fixable but I'll bring it up anyway. If a guy never had arms and legs and somehow he got with a girl and they get married. He'll spend the next fill in the amount of time here hearing her nag about all the things that he can't do because he has no arms. Or all the things that she has to do because she's the only one in the relationship with arms and legs. Bottom line, if you say it once; that should be enough. He has no arms and legs but he does have ears.


8. Thinking that it's not always about sex.

7. I know that us guys seem all powerful and omnipotent. But we do have one shortcoming. WE ARE NOT PSYCHIC. Say what you mean and ask for what you want. You'll be much better off.

6. Bringing up all the wedding plans you have been working on since you were six years old.

5. Asking questions about past girlfriends or relationships.


4. Comparing Him to other past dudes. This goes for comparing him in a good or bad way. We don't want to hear it. PERIOD.

3. Talking about past boyfriends/husbands/lovers/flings/first crush. Any of that, and definitely Neva eva eva eva eva eva go into any details about encounters with these dudes. No matter how funny the story may be. TMI.


2. Trying to "trick" a guy into a serious relationship. If you've never seen your late-night booty call in the daylight hours. Don't think that you can trick Blade into a real serious relationship. He is a hunter and can not be domesticated.

1. Don't let the flames die. Whatever it is you did to get the guy. Do double that, plus 1 more for good measure (here's the formula if you're confused. 2n(x+y/n)+1). The moment there's slippage in performance the guy will be wondering why. Bring the sexy back. Stop pausing encounters to put your wrap scarf on. And stop wearing a big old ass t-shirt to bed. Put the shoe on the other foot. What if a guy pulled out a Patrick Ewing knee brace and headband every time you were about to get down? It might put a little damper on the mood.

This is some Cosmopolitan magazine bullshit.

TD3 said:

purplemansionFL said:

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They in no way reflect my personal opinion. Just the facts.
10. Incessantly asking a guy "what are you thinking about?"

9. Nagging. Nag. Nag. Nag nag nag nag nag. Actually I don't think that this is fixable but I'll bring it up anyway. If a guy never had arms and legs and somehow he got with a girl and they get married. He'll spend the next fill in the amount of time here hearing her nag about all the things that he can't do because he has no arms. Or all the things that she has to do because she's the only one in the relationship with arms and legs. Bottom line, if you say it once; that should be enough. He has no arms and legs but he does have ears.


8. Thinking that it's not always about sex.

7. I know that us guys seem all powerful and omnipotent. But we do have one shortcoming. WE ARE NOT PSYCHIC. Say what you mean and ask for what you want. You'll be much better off.

6. Bringing up all the wedding plans you have been working on since you were six years old.

5. Asking questions about past girlfriends or relationships.


4. Comparing Him to other past dudes. This goes for comparing him in a good or bad way. We don't want to hear it. PERIOD.

3. Talking about past boyfriends/husbands/lovers/flings/first crush. Any of that, and definitely Neva eva eva eva eva eva go into any details about encounters with these dudes. No matter how funny the story may be. TMI.


2. Trying to "trick" a guy into a serious relationship. If you've never seen your late-night booty call in the daylight hours. Don't think that you can trick Blade into a real serious relationship. He is a hunter and can not be domesticated.

1. Don't let the flames die. Whatever it is you did to get the guy. Do double that, plus 1 more for good measure (here's the formula if you're confused. 2n(x+y/n)+1). The moment there's slippage in performance the guy will be wondering why. Bring the sexy back. Stop pausing encounters to put your wrap scarf on. And stop wearing a big old ass t-shirt to bed. Put the shoe on the other foot. What if a guy pulled out a Patrick Ewing knee brace and headband every time you were about to get down? It might put a little damper on the mood.

This is some Cosmopolitan magazine bullshit.

Vendetta1 said:

Oh and why don't guys like this go be gay?

If you want pussy, there are going to be some things you have to put up with. Please stop bitching. I cannot stand a bitch ass man.

A guy once told me he'd rather jack off with a hand full of thumb tacks than let his wife suck his dick. She must give some great head.

weused2luvhim said:

A guy once told me he'd rather jack off with a hand full of thumb tacks than let his wife suck his dick. She must give some great head.

or I'm thinking her dental hygiene is something like Shane Macgowan's?

OMG he got himself new teeth and he looks GOOD now

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

I can't help it! I'm STILL trying to formulate LOST HIGHWAY into a more traditional narrative in my mind, like 15 years later

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

I can't help it! I'm STILL trying to formulate LOST HIGHWAY into a more traditional narrative in my mind, like 15 years later

Don't even get me started on that one! I'm a Lynch fan - that movie is NONSENSE.

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Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I can't help it! I'm STILL trying to formulate LOST HIGHWAY into a more traditional narrative in my mind, like 15 years later

:stop: Don't even get me started on that one! I'm a Lynch fan - that movie is NONSENSE.

the anger and anguish and frustration you felt as a result of that film, my dear friend, is a valuable insight into a female mind. This is how we feel DAILY.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

..... ilickedyouinpublic... shhh...

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

..... ilickedyouinpublic... shhh...

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

..... ilickedyouinpublic... shhh...

LMAO at your signature.

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

This is true. Ive been guilty of that a number of times.

Cerebus said:

Number one mistake both sides make; ENDLESSLY trying to make sense of something that just doesn't make any. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

Cerebus said:

Vendetta1 said:

LMAO at your signature.

No way are you just now seeing it.

XxAxX said:

Vendetta1 said:

Oh and why don't guys like this go be gay?

If you want pussy, there are going to be some things you have to put up with. Please stop bitching. I cannot stand a bitch ass man.

This needs to be a bumper sticker.

Vendetta1 said:

Cerebus said:

LMAO at your signature.

No way are you just now seeing it.

Umm.... maybe. I never really look at them. I recognize posts by their avatars. For some reason my eyes just skim right over signatures. Probably something to do with how large and um, "personal", some of them are.

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

purplemansionFL said:

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3. Talking about past boyfriends/husbands/lovers/flings/first crush. Any of that, and definitely Neva eva eva eva eva eva go into any details about encounters with these dudes. No matter how funny the story may be. TMI.

i used to think that way... then i grew up

people have a past... because they're people... nothing to be threatened by... even if the ex was better hung.... not that that ever happened to me... honest

buy seriously... getting past that shit is freedom

Cerebus said:

Number two mistake both sides make; believing that relationships are meant to last forever, so every person you're with is constantly judged against that possibility. See last sentence of number one.

I get what you mean to an extent. When I was younger I would find myself content in relationships I knew wouldn’t last forever. I was happy with how they were for the moment and just enjoyed the ride.

I agree that no relationship is “meant” to last forever. But there’s nothing wrong with wanting and therefore looking for someone who wants to make a lifelong commitment. If you know that’s what you want, then of course you’re going to measure each relationship against that. Why waste time with anything other than that when it’s not what you’re looking for? I'm at a point in my life where if I don't see a future with someone I'm not going to bother.

Unless you’re just talking about realistic expectations (“judging against that possibility”). That no one’s perfect and just because you accept someone’s imperfections doesn’t mean you’re “settling”. Heck, it’s the imperfections that often make you fall in love even more.