There should be another thread:

Top Ten mistakes men make in relationships...................... fair is fair

Top Ten mistakes women make in relationships....

dealing with men!

BklynBabe said:

Top Ten mistakes women make in relationships....

dealing with men!

No seriously... my

1) Same goes for you all... don't ever assume that "you are the man" and we'll want you no matter what.

2) Stop thinking that all of us want YOU for a serious relationship. Maybe YOU are the booty call....

3) Don't assume we've never had anyone else, and we won't bring it up...

4) Okay, fair enough.

5) Sometimes we ask because the "past girlfriends" aren't

6) Uh, yeah...

7) When we tell you what's on our minds, you get weird.

8) See #2

9) We wouldn't "nag" if you acknowledged what we said the FIRST time.

10) Then tell us and stop playing games.

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

I think I'm in love with you right now

lies! (snaps fingers)

ladies it all depends on how attractive you are or how attractive he thinks you look....

heybaby said:

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

I think I'm in love with you right now

Like they are so fucking easy to deal with.

PicklesMcMillan said:

lies! (snaps fingers)

ladies it all depends on how attractive you are or how attractive he thinks you look....

SOME men will trip all over themselves and get treated like dirt by a woman they consider beautiful. While the woman you describe you want, who is less than beautiful, lays in the cut and laughs her ass off at you being treated like dirt by the beautiful woman.

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

got that right !

Mach said:

Vendetta1 said:

If we're so difficult to deal with, leave us the fuck alone.

got that right !

The shit ain't rocket science.

11. Just let me go to sleep when I can't keep it up.

Vendetta1 said:

Mach said:

got that right !

The shit ain't rocket science.

Exactly

novabrkr said:

11. Just let me go to sleep when I can't keep it up.

Just find another way to get me off if you can't keep it up.

chocolate1 said:

novabrkr said:

11. Just let me go to sleep when I can't keep it up.

Just find another way to get me off if you can't keep it up.

chocolate1 said:

novabrkr said:

11. Just let me go to sleep when I can't keep it up.

Just find another way to get me off if you can't keep it up.

novabrkr said:

chocolate1 said:

Just find another way to get me off if you can't keep it up.

10. Incessantly asking a guy "what are you thinking about?"

I never ask a man that because I don't fucking care.

9. Nagging. Nag. Nag. Nag nag nag nag nag. Actually I don't think that this is fixable but I'll bring it up anyway. If a guy never had arms and legs and somehow he got with a girl and they get married. He'll spend the next fill in the amount of time here hearing her nag about all the things that he can't do because he has no arms. Or all the things that she has to do because she's the only one in the relationship with arms and legs. Bottom line, if you say it once; that should be enough. He has no arms and legs but he does have ears.

Not a nagger. Next.

8. Thinking that it's not always about sex.

I have no idea what this even is supposed to mean.

7. I know that us guys seem all powerful and omnipotent. But we do have one shortcoming. WE ARE NOT PSYCHIC. Say what you mean and ask for what you want. You'll be much better off.

Then I tell you want I want and you think I'm being demanding.

6. Bringing up all the wedding plans you have been working on since you were six years old.

i have never done this.

5. Asking questions about past girlfriends or relationships.

Nope, don't care about the past because I don't want him asking about mine.

4. Comparing Him to other past dudes. This goes for comparing him in a good or bad way. We don't want to hear it. PERIOD.

Nope don't do it.

3. Talking about past boyfriends/husbands/lovers/flings/first crush. Any of that, and definitely Neva eva eva eva eva eva go into any details about encounters with these dudes. No matter how funny the story may be. TMI.

Nope.

2. Trying to "trick" a guy into a serious relationship. If you've never seen your late-night booty call in the daylight hours. Don't think that you can trick Blade into a real serious relationship. He is a hunter and can not be domesticated.

Nope. Some of you may want to stop lying to get a woman's pants though.

1. Don't let the flames die. Whatever it is you did to get the guy. Do double that, plus 1 more for good measure (here's the formula if you're confused. 2n(x+y/n)+1). The moment there's slippage in performance the guy will be wondering why. Bring the sexy back. Stop pausing encounters to put your wrap scarf on. And stop wearing a big old ass t-shirt to bed. Put the shoe on the other foot. What if a guy pulled out a Patrick Ewing knee brace and headband every time you were about to get down? It might put a little damper on the mood.

This I agree with. Some women do start chaging once they get the guy. if you sucked his dick before, don't stop once you get him.

The problem I have with lists like these is the generalizations and stereotyping. All women are not like this. i do hear these things from too many of my male friends though. This particular asshole sounds like he wants a perfect woman. Ain't gonna happen.

Vendetta1 said:

The problem I have with lists like these is the generalizations and stereotyping. All women are not like this. i do hear these things from too many of my male friends though. This particular asshole sounds like he wants a perfect woman. Ain't gonna happen.

I love you, Girl!

chocolate1 said:

Vendetta1 said:

The problem I have with lists like these is the generalizations and stereotyping. All women are not like this. i do hear these things from too many of my male friends though. This particular asshole sounds like he wants a perfect woman. Ain't gonna happen.

I love you, Girl!

I love you too.

I like it how many of those points are the same what has been stated in another point already. Just extending the same thing.

[Edited 10/16/10 11:01am]

Men can not handle true honesty.

-"No I didn't cum yet, not even close to it... you don't know how to touch me, and your dick feels small today."

-"I talk about my exes because you aren't interesting enough."

-"I nag you to prevent you from pissing me off even more than you do since the way you do things irritate me since I truly think you're not as smart as me."

-"I am with you only because I get horny, and you have a big dick, not because you are uniquely special... I've met nicer men than you, except they had smaller dicks or can't suck pussy."

-"My love for you is as deep as how much you show me your appreciation and consideration, as soon as your consideration or appreciation wanes then I will stop being that loving sweet woman you met.

Stay loving, and I will stay attractive to you... if you don't I will start to nag, and stop keeping myself up just to make you miserable.... because its fun."

~me.

paintedlady said:

Men can not handle true honesty.

-"No I didn't cum yet, not even close to it... you don't know how to touch me, and your dick feels small today."

-"I talk about my exes because you aren't interesting enough."

-"I nag you to prevent you from pissing me off even more than you do since the way you do things irritate me since I truly think you're not as smart as me."

-"I am with you only because I get horny, and you have a big dick, not because you are uniquely special... I've met nicer men than you, except they had smaller dicks or can't suck pussy."

-"My love for you is as deep as how much you show me your appreciation and consideration, as soon as your consideration or appreciation wanes then I will stop being that loving sweet woman you met.

Stay loving, and I will stay attractive to you... if you don't I will start to nag, and stop keeping myself up just to make you miserable.... because its fun."

~me.

You a damn mess.

I've met ONE man in my life who gave a damn about whether I came or not. I can suck dick for 50 hours but asking for cunnilingus is being demanding OR it results in his doing it so bad that I ask him to stop.

Shit I need to make my own list.

paintedlady said:

Men can not handle true honesty.

-"No I didn't cum yet, not even close to it... you don't know how to touch me, and your dick feels small today."

-"I talk about my exes because you aren't interesting enough."

-"I nag you to prevent you from pissing me off even more than you do since the way you do things irritate me since I truly think you're not as smart as me."

-"I am with you only because I get horny, and you have a big dick, not because you are uniquely special... I've met nicer men than you, except they had smaller dicks or can't suck pussy."

-"My love for you is as deep as how much you show me your appreciation and consideration, as soon as your consideration or appreciation wanes then I will stop being that loving sweet woman you met.

Stay loving, and I will stay attractive to you... if you don't I will start to nag, and stop keeping myself up just to make you miserable.... because its fun."

~me.

Damn!

Oh and why don't guys like this go be gay?

If you want pussy, there are going to be some things you have to put up with. Please stop bitching. I cannot stand a bitch ass man.

Vendetta1 said:

paintedlady said:

Men can not handle true honesty.

-"No I didn't cum yet, not even close to it... you don't know how to touch me, and your dick feels small today."

-"I talk about my exes because you aren't interesting enough."

-"I nag you to prevent you from pissing me off even more than you do since the way you do things irritate me since I truly think you're not as smart as me."

-"I am with you only because I get horny, and you have a big dick, not because you are uniquely special... I've met nicer men than you, except they had smaller dicks or can't suck pussy."

-"My love for you is as deep as how much you show me your appreciation and consideration, as soon as your consideration or appreciation wanes then I will stop being that loving sweet woman you met.

Stay loving, and I will stay attractive to you... if you don't I will start to nag, and stop keeping myself up just to make you miserable.... because its fun."

~me.

You a damn mess.

I've met ONE man in my life who gave a damn about whether I came or not. I can suck dick for 50 hours but asking for cunnilingus is being demanding OR it results in his doing it so bad that I ask him to stop.

Shit I need to make my own list.

OMG! You are just like me...

I am really nice, I am just tired of being taken for granted and under appreciated. Then when I say shit like this to a guy, and I have said all these things and much worse, the men do an about face and start acting like they do love me. WTH. Men can be so weird.

Vendetta1 said:

Oh and why don't guys like this go be gay?

If you want pussy, there are going to be some things you have to put up with. Please stop bitching. I cannot stand a bitch ass man.

AMEN!

This is why a man that knows how to listen to his woman without judgement or personalizing it is a rare gift from God.

luv4u said:

There should be another thread:

Top Ten mistakes men make in relationships...................... fair is fair

I think we need a thread about mistakes women make in relationships. The thread you suggested already exists.