Ottensen said:

missfee said:

OH.MY.DAMN.

This looks like the pre-aftermath before my last divorce

You know I take e'ry opportunity to post that clip. It's like a fine wine.

It's just sumthin bout Rick Astley with a side of nut stomping.

[Edited 10/19/10 5:59am]

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

Ummm, why Tiye got a thing for appearing on reality shows. Why don't they check these folks out beforehand. Yet another clue that reality tv may not be so real afterall. And why would he go on RHOA perping a fraud when all this shit's public knowledge???

The former Clark Atlanta University associate professor turned castaway on TBS’ “The Real Gilligan’s Island” has called himself a psychologist on his Web site and book jacket covers, yet he is not licensed to practice psychology in Georgia or anywhere else.

Tiy-E Muhammad is a ‘professor’ on the TBS reality show ‘The Real Gilligan’s Island.’ But Clark Atlanta University says it let him go. His credentials are as uncharted as a desert isle.

Kara Sinkule, a spokeswoman for the Georgia secretary of state’s office, said Muhammad, known as “The Love Doctor” on a local radio station, could face misdemeanor criminal charges.

But five years ago, he was saying this:

Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad adds spice to TV's 'The Real Gilligan's Island'

The last time a Black person was seen on "Gilligan's Island" was in 1981 when the Harlem Globetrotters visited in the TV movie!

That's all about to change. A Black man, psychologist-relationship expert Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad, joins the castaways as the Professor on the second season of the TBS reality series "The Real Gilligan's Island," which premieres on June 8.

Calling himself "the Black quarterback" of his team, Tiy-E says that being on the show is a privilege and a challenge.

"I thought being born in the projects was difficult," laughs the Chicago native. "I lost 12 pounds, 15 of my locks fell out and I'm a vegetarian, but there are no vegetables on the island. I have to live off coconuts."

Looks can be deceiving. Tiy-E says he's often mistaken for being a rapper or, at 6'3", a basketball player.

A former Clark Atlanta psychology professor, some of his former students include actress Keshia Knight Pulliam and singer Bobby Valentino, both grads of the school.

He earned a bachelor's degree in two years from Eastern Illinois University: a political science major and a history minor. Tiy-E has a master's degree from Eastern Illinois University and a doctorate from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.

Also known as the Love Doctor and Luv Poet, Tiy-E is a true Renaissance Man. He is a model, poet, and radio co-host (Hot 107.9 FM in Atlanta).

The self-published author has written three books: From Player 2 Poet, Secrets Men Keep: What They Don't Tell (now being turned into a play) and the current, My Mind, My Body, My Spirit.

A proud member of the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity and the Prince Hall affiliated Masons, in June 2003 he was named an EBONY Bachelor of the Year.

Tiy-E says that he's looking for a "God-sexy woman. A woman who loves God and appreciates her sexuality ... I want a woman more in love with my vision than me."

[Edited 10/18/10 15:17pm]

Oh lawd why he got to be my frat brother???

I guess he gotta belong to somebody. But the capper was that he was the Ebony Bachelor of the Year. Folks really need to check their facts.

[Edited 10/19/10 6:00am]

missfee said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

See this is why I'm already not fond of Phaedra. Can't she get this man a job or something? Freeloading butt. Making arguments about what color of collar the man's crime was. Okay great...but she's in the wrong city if she doesn't want to be talked about. silly lady. With her Southern Lady drivel, again. She cracks me up with that stereotypical stuff. Southern Ladies come in so many shapes and colors and sizes.

..But that bacon she was eating looked so good.

Anyway, I didn't like that canned food comment either. PERIOD. I think her guy was looking at that food funny because he couldn't identify what it was all stacked up and covered up. Oh well, hopefully she will be too busy being mommy and wifey to make any extra coments.

I was cracking up over NeNe and that dog. She didn't know what to do and ended taking him outside for a hosing. At least her lazy son helped her. Just...that screaming.... po' lady.

That's what I thought because I couldn't figure out what the hell it was either. And black folks got a knack for looking at shit sideways when they don't know what's on the plate.

He was kinda exkra wit it tho. My ex used to do that shit too. Just EAT the shit, fool!

I don't care what nobody say Dwight gon' always be my muhhfugga. He's been THE most consistent person in the cast and always carries himself with class. But it's still not clear if he spent that money or not, if he loaned Greg a grip or pocketchange. Will we ever know???

Anyway, here's blog:

The girls of Beverly Hills were on Wendy Williams...like Wendy said,

" I've seen the advance peek of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and all I've got to say is hold onto your diamonds!"

... and boyyy oh boy did she accidentally break Camille's face at 5:12-5:20

...these girls are are going to be delightfully messy, Bonfire of the Vanities style

SCNDLS said:

Now, the newest cast member of "Real Housewives of Atlanta", Phaedra Parks, who is a lawyer, has decided to speak out about her husband Apollo Nida. Months ago, reports surfaced that he was convicted of a crime, and now she opens up about his Racketeering conviction. Here's her statement to the press:

My husband was convicted of a white-collar crime. It was racketeering. He comes up for an appeal and we just hope that works out positively. But he wasn’t guilty of harming any person or anybody and unfortunately that’s what happened. I married my husband because I loved him and he loved me and I think that’s the foundation of any good relationship. I didn’t marry him because of his past or because of his future. I married him because I respected him and I realized⎯everyone should realize that people make mistakes.

I tell people that if everyone held our past against us, unfortunately, most of our lives would be dramatically different. So whether someone has committed a crime or allegedly committed a crime there is redemption. That’s what the United States was founded on⎯people having a second chance. And so as a Black woman, unfortunately, in our community more than anything a lot of times Black men have had legal problems. And every Black woman who says that Black men with legal problems cannot be considered as a mate, then we help with the genocide of our own community.

So we have to be cognizant that this is a whole system that’s been developed over year. When Black women outshine Black men and emasculate them, that causes the break down of the Black family⎯and I want to have a Black family so I have to be very open-minded about Black men because if I crucify the thing that can obviously help me build what I desire the most, then I’m no better than the people that are tearing down the Black man.

I know who I am and I have a very good sense of my husband and what our relationship is built on. So at the end of the day I have to go home to him and so whomever you marry has to be your personal choice. And that has to be a choice that you’re willing to live with. I married him because I love him, not because somebody else loves him and has to live with him and deal with him every day⎯it’s because I do so if you can live with your decision then that’s all that matters.

People are always gonna talk. If I married a White man it would be the same thing like, “Oh, she married a White man.” But no matter who you marry, someone is gonna be able to throw rocks but every body throwing rocks⎯they probably live in a glass house themselves so I don’t let that bother me.

Okay, I'm not even studdin' her husband as much as I am taken aback by her Latoya Jackson style baby huurrre. Oh.my.law-red.

Ottensen said:

The girls of Beverly Hills were on Wendy Williams...like Wendy said,

" I've seen the advance peek of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and all I've got to say is hold onto your diamonds!"

... and boyyy oh boy did she accidentally break Camille's face at 5:12-5:20

...these girls are are going to be delightfully messy, Bonfire of the Vanities style

Valley of the Dolls for the new mill. Can I just say that I loves me some Wendy??? She's such a fan of the hot garbage mess, just like us and knows what to ask when she gets them on the couch.

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

Now, the newest cast member of "Real Housewives of Atlanta", Phaedra Parks, who is a lawyer, has decided to speak out about her husband Apollo Nida. Months ago, reports surfaced that he was convicted of a crime, and now she opens up about his Racketeering conviction. Here's her statement to the press:

Okay, I'm not even studdin' her husband as much as I am taken aback by her Latoya Jackson style baby huurrre. Oh.my.law-red.

I called out her baby hair way back on post #23. I'm telling you, gurl, she look JUST like Brittany the Chippette with that ponytail and baby hair.

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

Oh lawd why he got to be my frat brother???

I guess he gotta belong to somebody. But the capper was that he was the Ebony Bachelor of the Year. Folks really need to check their facts.

[Edited 10/19/10 6:00am]

I went to school with one of the hoodrat children of one of the editors of Ebony. Somehow I'm not surprised.

[Edited 10/19/10 6:19am]

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I guess he gotta belong to somebody. But the capper was that he was the Ebony Bachelor of the Year. Folks really need to check their facts.

[Edited 10/19/10 6:00am]

I went to school with one of the hoodrat children of one of the editors of Ebony. Somehow I'm not surprised.

[Edited 10/19/10 6:19am]

Ebony is SUCH a shell of what it used to be. It's downright pityful.

SCNDLS said:

I don't care what nobody say Dwight gon' always be my muhhfugga. He's been THE most consistent person in the cast and always carries himself with class. But it's still not clear if he spent that money or not, if he loaned Greg a grip or pocketchange. Will we ever know???

Anyway, here's blog:

I think it is embarrassing for adults to behave like children! It's ignorant and very unfortunate. First of all Gregg came to me and asked me to lend him some money, $10,000, as a favor. I admittedly only had $500 to spare, and that's what I lent him. Nene is married to Gregg, so Gregg needed to tell Nene that he borrowed money from me. If he could not tell her about the loan, then that speaks volumes about their marriage. And besides, it was a gentleman's agreement. He asked that I not mention it to Nene, and in respect to what he was trying to do for his family, I honored his wish.

The bottom line is, if Nene needed to be in anyone's face, she needed to be in her husband's face ... period! Now let's get to my big picture. Gregg never paid me back in the time frame that he promised, and I made no fuss to Gregg about it.

A few epiphanies here: How can you trust the word of Kim, the very person you argued with for being a liar. Kim twisted the truth. I did tell Kim that Greg asked me for a $10,000 loan. I never said I lent him $10,000! Hell, I was struggling like everybody else in this bad economy! And you know what the truth is, if I had $10,000, I would have lent it to the Gregg. By the way it is quite telling that Kim repeated what I (supposedly) had to say, but never told Nene what she had to say! Nene should read her own book where she decries domestic violence! Violence is violence sweetie. We must set the example for our fans, friends, family and particularly our children.

Now, I'm through ... and Kim should just come clean about everything she had to say about Nene, Gregg, and Sheree.

Dwight!

THATS.WHAT.I'VE.BEEN.SAYING.THE.WHOLE.TIME!!!! Like why in the hell would NeNe believe anything Kim would say out of her mouth??? Then don't even ask Dwight about it in confidence but just blow up at him...that's why I said, NeNe made herself look like a real dumbass at that party.

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

I just finished reading her book. To hear her tell it, Greg isn't doing too well, and now she's paying the bills. Seems only fitting since he's the one who rescued her from the strip clubs. I don't know what's put their marriage on the rocks, but she has implied as much in the show. However, if she's dumping him because he's broke, then she'd better rethink that. What goes up, must come down. Didn't I read somewhere that the annual salary or fee for the housewives is only something like $39,000? Hell, that ain't shit! They must be making money on other ventures because that little pittance from Bravo wouldn't pay those womens' pedicures!

Shyra, honey, you read her book? Did you pay for it? In American dollars? Lawd, I'm speechless.

Yeah, I paid 50 Cents for it!

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

I don't care what nobody say Dwight gon' always be my muhhfugga. He's been THE most consistent person in the cast and always carries himself with class. But it's still not clear if he spent that money or not, if he loaned Greg a grip or pocketchange. Will we ever know???

Anyway, here's blog:

I think it is embarrassing for adults to behave like children! It's ignorant and very unfortunate. First of all Gregg came to me and asked me to lend him some money, $10,000, as a favor. I admittedly only had $500 to spare, and that's what I lent him. Nene is married to Gregg, so Gregg needed to tell Nene that he borrowed money from me. If he could not tell her about the loan, then that speaks volumes about their marriage. And besides, it was a gentleman's agreement. He asked that I not mention it to Nene, and in respect to what he was trying to do for his family, I honored his wish.

The bottom line is, if Nene needed to be in anyone's face, she needed to be in her husband's face ... period! Now let's get to my big picture. Gregg never paid me back in the time frame that he promised, and I made no fuss to Gregg about it.

A few epiphanies here: How can you trust the word of Kim, the very person you argued with for being a liar. Kim twisted the truth. I did tell Kim that Greg asked me for a $10,000 loan. I never said I lent him $10,000! Hell, I was struggling like everybody else in this bad economy! And you know what the truth is, if I had $10,000, I would have lent it to the Gregg. By the way it is quite telling that Kim repeated what I (supposedly) had to say, but never told Nene what she had to say! Nene should read her own book where she decries domestic violence! Violence is violence sweetie. We must set the example for our fans, friends, family and particularly our children.

Now, I'm through ... and Kim should just come clean about everything she had to say about Nene, Gregg, and Sheree.

Dwight!

THATS.WHAT.I'VE.BEEN.SAYING.THE.WHOLE.TIME!!!! Like why in the hell would NeNe believe anything Kim would say out of her mouth??? Then don't even ask Dwight about it in confidence but just blow up at him...that's why I said, NeNe made herself look like a real dumbass at that party.

I totally agree. BUT Dwight can't say in one breath he didn't tell Nene cuz he had a gentleman's agreement with Greg but in the next run and tell Kim, Nene's mortal enemy. He know that girl can't hold water and she messy. He was wrong for blabbing their personal biz to ANYONE.

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

That's what I thought because I couldn't figure out what the hell it was either. And black folks got a knack for looking at shit sideways when they don't know what's on the plate.

He was kinda exkra wit it tho. My ex used to do that shit too. Just EAT the shit, fool!

How can she take him anywhere if he's going to act like some damn foundling? She needs to school that fool on etiquette. Obviously he is not used to fine dining and doubly obvious not in his own home since he was inspecting it like it was some foreign object. So I guess Phaedra hired a chef or catered the dinner to impress their marriage counselors. Even they didn't seem too interested in the meal.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Shyra, honey, you read her book? Did you pay for it? In American dollars? Lawd, I'm speechless.

Yeah, I paid 50 Cents for it!

Gurl, I was finnta talk about cha!

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

THATS.WHAT.I'VE.BEEN.SAYING.THE.WHOLE.TIME!!!! Like why in the hell would NeNe believe anything Kim would say out of her mouth??? Then don't even ask Dwight about it in confidence but just blow up at him...that's why I said, NeNe made herself look like a real dumbass at that party.

I totally agree. BUT Dwight can't say in one breath he didn't tell Nene cuz he had a gentleman's agreement with Greg but in the next run and tell Kim, Nene's mortal enemy. He know that girl can't hold water and she messy. He was wrong for blabbing their personal biz to ANYONE.

See.

I wanna know wth Kim puts on her face.

Her skin looked great last night!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Yeah, I paid 50 Cents for it!

Gurl, I was finnta talk about cha!

I know you would have, too! Now I'm reading that tramp Teresa's books from RHWONJ. I bought that one for $1.00.

I love books and have to have something to read at all times.

SCNDLS said:

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

And what this dude talking about they hanging on for??? Man, you ain't working and you're an ex-con. You better ride that girl to a low gravy. But I honestly choked on the $3900 shoes and him being the head of household. Well, at least he look good in a tight shirt.

And that stylist needs danger pay for getting that close to Kim's crotch.

[Edited 10/18/10 19:04pm]

My brow went up. WTF?

Lawd, why Wendy just say that she got a call from Nene AND Latoya who are doing a challenge together for Celeb Apprentice???

I might have to watch that show JUST for them two fools.

SCNDLS said:

Lawd, why Wendy just say that she got a call from Nene AND Latoya who are doing a challenge together for Celeb Apprentice???

I might have to watch that show JUST for them two fools.

WHAT???!!! When is this debacle supposed take place?

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Gurl, I was finnta talk about cha!

I know you would have, too! Now I'm reading that tramp Teresa's books from RHWONJ. I bought that one for $1.00.

I love books and have to have something to read at all times.

Okay, I'ma let you make it then. But spending more than $1 on anything housewife-related is strictly prohibited, or I'ma talk boutcha.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Lawd, why Wendy just say that she got a call from Nene AND Latoya who are doing a challenge together for Celeb Apprentice???

I might have to watch that show JUST for them two fools.

WHAT???!!! When is this debacle supposed take place?

They're filming now. I knew about Toya, but not about Nene. Lawd, she on her grind ain't she??? You know she gotta stay in too-tight Herve Leger dresses and eyelashes so she betta hustle.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

SCNDLS said:

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

And what this dude talking about they hanging on for??? Man, you ain't working and you're an ex-con. You better ride that girl to a low gravy. But I honestly choked on the $3900 shoes and him being the head of household. Well, at least he look good in a tight shirt.

And that stylist needs danger pay for getting that close to Kim's crotch.

[Edited 10/18/10 19:04pm]

My brow went up. WTF?

And she was serious too!

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

He was kinda exkra wit it tho. My ex used to do that shit too. Just EAT the shit, fool!

How can she take him anywhere if he's going to act like some damn foundling? She needs to school that fool on etiquette. Obviously he is not used to fine dining and doubly obvious not in his own home since he was inspecting it like it was some foreign object. So I guess Phaedra hired a chef or catered the dinner to impress their marriage counselors. Even they didn't seem too interested in the meal.

True, but here's the killing part: While this heffa going on about how she love fine dining and white folks only eat potted meats, that bitch don't even cook. Girl, GTFOH wit that shit.

SCNDLS said:

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

there is a shred of truth there

just like we all know

that black folks would dehydrate

if not for red kool aid

E'ry body knows it's the watermelon juice that keeps us hydrated. Get it right!

SCNDLS said:

E'ry body knows it's the watermelon juice that keeps us hydrated. Get it right!

I never saw JJ

go to the fridge

and complain to Florida

about there not being

any watermelon juice

I base all my black experience

on Good Times epsiodes

that shit is never wrong

SCNDLS said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

My brow went up. WTF?

And she was serious too!

I love my Dinty Moore beef stew. But thats where I draw the line with canned foods.

orger said:

SCNDLS said:

E'ry body knows it's the watermelon juice that keeps us hydrated. Get it right!

I never saw JJ

go to the fridge

and complain to Florida

about there not being

any watermelon juice

I base all my black experience

on Good Times epsiodes

that shit is never wrong

Okay, well these fools are in the South so they should have a watermelon patch out back where the pits are chained up.