I believe Tiny was to blame for Tip's dumb ass mistake. I don't care who you are in this world....if yo man just got out the pen....you do errythang in yo power to make sure he don't get sent back! Specially if he's a baller! Can't get paid if yer ass aint workin'

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

that's my shit too! I love them stories of all them womenz bustin' caps in they menz ass!

Some chicks you just don't fuck with. And they be some plottin' ass biches too....sometime they don't get caught till months and years later other times they done fouled up and kilt a nucca in the same night they was arguin'!

What kills me are the fools who kill their husbands for $25k in insurance. What are these heffas thinking??? Hell, keep his ass alive so he can work for 30-40 years, THEN you off him.

Truth!!!

Remeber that one chick that offed her hubby who just came back from Iraq? She killed him for 15K in insurance. Damn if that aint some broke ass mess.

I like the ones where the woman was getting beat on....now killin a mofo for putting his hands on you is totally understandable and respectable in my book.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

Girl, yo ain't neva lied! When the hell did plastic surgery patients start all looking like accident victims? Something has changed between now and the 80's, and it's not a good thing. She could prolly still be cute if her mouth wasn't all jacked up like that. These gurls need to leave those scalpels alone. Living large is one thing, but there is a time in life when every woman needs to learn the art of moderation, and that would be when it comes to.her FACE. Dummy, he is not going to leave you just because a girl is younger than you, he's going to leave you because every time you come home from the doctor you sittin' in bed droolin' on yo'self because they just shot up your face again. Who the hell wants to be kissin' on that?? The nights a man comes home and want some loving you can't get busy because you got stitches in your thighs or you're drooling all over the place. Girl, please.

Speaking of fucked up surgery

:

Linda Evans looks good for her age!!!

Alright I gotta say....the Beverly Hills Housewives are my favorite cuz that's money ryte thurr.

I used to love to tour BH and look at all those mansions and just up rodeo drive past the shops are some tight ass homes too only the lots are small compared to BH.

I like Kyle, she comes off smart and quick to check somebody plus she's real easy on the eyes. My least fav is Kelsey's ex gold digga. I've not liked that chick for some time. There's a negative energy about her and she wreaks of pretentiousness and snobbery although my guess is her roots are somewhere in a trailer park.

The english chick (can't remember her name) is very attractive...she has this jaqueline bissett vibe about her and her hubby, for an old guy, is not too bad looking.

the maloof brawd needs some face work....she looks draggier than I don't know what...almost frightening. And her husband is a plastic sugeon! clearly he does discount work.

the other two chicks

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Speaking of fucked up surgery

:

Linda Evans looks good for her age!!!

Shit, I was gonna say Bo Derek.

That damn Sheree just can't win. She kinda look like the crows in the Wiz and should be singing,

I can't win, I can't break even, I can't get outta the game

Now even her new man is a fake

October 13, 2010. Well we already knew that just about everything in Atlanta Housewife Sheree Whitfield's life was FRAUDULENT. Now we know that her man is TOO!!!

Sheree is currently dating a man named Tiy-E Muhammed, who calls himself a Doctor. The two met during a blind date on the show (which aired earlier in the week) and they're now seriously dating.

Well, MediaTakeOut.com EXCLUSIVELY learned that Sheree's current boyfriend was BUSTED for being a FRAUD. You see, in 2005 he was FIRED from Clark Atlanta University for FRAUDULENTLY calling himself a doctor. Apparently he never went to med school, nor did he have his PhD.

Here's how the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported it back in '05:

Muhammad, 35, says he's a doctor, but he didn't earn a Ph.D. in psychology at the school from which he has said he graduated, school records show. In fact, he attended Southern Illinois University for just one semester as an unspecified graduate student, said SIU spokesman Tom Woolf.

Muhammad said he left Clark Atlanta, where he was an associate professor in the psychology department for four years, because he wasn't paid enough and he"no longer felt that spark" from teaching. School officials said he left after they discovered his credentials were bogus.

Muhammad, who received a master's degree in guidance and counseling from Eastern Illinois University, said Monday he was unaware that claiming to be a psychologist without a license was illegal.

"I checked it out when I moved here. 's not against the law," he said.

But when a reporter read Muhammad the Georgia Law Code that relates to psychologists (Sec. 43-39-7), he said, "I'm a life coach, I say I'm a life coach. It makes things simpler."

The FRAUD-U-LOSITY of that Housewives show never ceases to AMAZE us!!!

Girl you didn't know this????

TyeE - get a load of that name He been fake since 4eva!!!

He used to look good back in the day when he had dreads and I think he's been in a couple music videos. Anyway this dude prolly got his college diploma off the internet. He's a fake ass fo sho!

He's like eddie long...these mofos just be self-appointin' N shit!

I don't appreciate that burn mark on the side of his face neither. He need to fix that.

Shere fake as hell too...they deserve each other. He probably peeped her driving that Aston Martin and figured her settlement money came in so he was gonna try and play her. You see how that nucca grins like a cheesy cat? Plottin' and Schemin!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

Girl you didn't know this????

TyeE - get a load of that name He been fake since 4eva!!!

He used to look good back in the day when he had dreads and I think he's been in a couple music videos. Anyway this dude prolly got his college diploma off the internet. He's a fake ass fo sho!

He's like eddie long...these mofos just be self-appointin' N shit!

I don't appreciate that burn mark on the side of his face neither. He need to fix that.

Shere fake as hell too...they deserve each other. He probably peeped her driving that Aston Martin and figured her settlement money came in so he was gonna try and play her. You see how that nucca grins like a cheesy cat? Plottin' and Schemin!!!!

I KNEW his name sounded familiar. Where I know him from???

I bet you coulda bought that bitch for half a penny

I'm watching Beverly Hills right now, and Lisa Vanderpump is killing me serving her dog breakfast in bed. And that lil fucka eatin' it like, "Bitch, what took you so long???"

Why I'm feeling her gay Cato??? He's like I ain't leaving. You can run and you can hide but I'ma find YOU!!! I don't blame him at all. Can I watch the dog?

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SCNDLS said:

I'm watching Beverly Hills right now, and Lisa Vanderpump is killing me serving her dog breakfast in bed. And that lil fucka eatin' it like, "Bitch, what took you so long???"

Why I'm feeling her gay Cato??? He's like I ain't leaving. You can run and you can hide but I'ma find YOU!!! I don't blame him at all. Can I watch the dog?

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He got some hustler skills don't he? He said the Vanderkumps went to THREE continents and he still found them. Then he had the nerve to say he was comfortable where he was at.

I wish I had roostin' skills like that....Ida been squatted my ass at one of them Trump palaces. Shit Aaron Spelling's mansion look might comfey too. I could babysit their Picasso.

Ummm, why Tiye got a thing for appearing on reality shows. Why don't they check these folks out beforehand. Yet another clue that reality tv may not be so real afterall. And why would he go on RHOA perping a fraud when all this shit's public knowledge???

The former Clark Atlanta University associate professor turned castaway on TBS’ “The Real Gilligan’s Island” has called himself a psychologist on his Web site and book jacket covers, yet he is not licensed to practice psychology in Georgia or anywhere else.

Tiy-E Muhammad is a ‘professor’ on the TBS reality show ‘The Real Gilligan’s Island.’ But Clark Atlanta University says it let him go. His credentials are as uncharted as a desert isle.

Kara Sinkule, a spokeswoman for the Georgia secretary of state’s office, said Muhammad, known as “The Love Doctor” on a local radio station, could face misdemeanor criminal charges.

But five years ago, he was saying this:

Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad adds spice to TV's 'The Real Gilligan's Island'

The last time a Black person was seen on "Gilligan's Island" was in 1981 when the Harlem Globetrotters visited in the TV movie!

That's all about to change. A Black man, psychologist-relationship expert Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad, joins the castaways as the Professor on the second season of the TBS reality series "The Real Gilligan's Island," which premieres on June 8.

Calling himself "the Black quarterback" of his team, Tiy-E says that being on the show is a privilege and a challenge.

"I thought being born in the projects was difficult," laughs the Chicago native. "I lost 12 pounds, 15 of my locks fell out and I'm a vegetarian, but there are no vegetables on the island. I have to live off coconuts."

Looks can be deceiving. Tiy-E says he's often mistaken for being a rapper or, at 6'3", a basketball player.

A former Clark Atlanta psychology professor, some of his former students include actress Keshia Knight Pulliam and singer Bobby Valentino, both grads of the school.

He earned a bachelor's degree in two years from Eastern Illinois University: a political science major and a history minor. Tiy-E has a master's degree from Eastern Illinois University and a doctorate from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.

Also known as the Love Doctor and Luv Poet, Tiy-E is a true Renaissance Man. He is a model, poet, and radio co-host (Hot 107.9 FM in Atlanta).

The self-published author has written three books: From Player 2 Poet, Secrets Men Keep: What They Don't Tell (now being turned into a play) and the current, My Mind, My Body, My Spirit.

A proud member of the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity and the Prince Hall affiliated Masons, in June 2003 he was named an EBONY Bachelor of the Year.

Tiy-E says that he's looking for a "God-sexy woman. A woman who loves God and appreciates her sexuality ... I want a woman more in love with my vision than me."

[Edited 10/18/10 15:17pm]

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Po thang! She so worried her husband gon' leave her for a younger woman. Hell, he gon leave her for a woman he can BEAR to look at. I couldn't sit across from that face at dinner every night. When they were in the restaurant, all I was thinking was, "Good God, man! How can you eat????"

I swear! She's worried? Hell, he prolly fuckin outta both draw legs now! Girlfriend better hurry up and get her some things working because it ain't too long for him to kick her ugly ass to the curb. That's the pitfall is being armcandy. After while that shit starts to melt and fade...

Her hubby looked soooo disinterested and unattracted to her. Shocker!

Fa sho! Kyle is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, closest to being down to Earth, with the finest husband. But why she clowning her sister for wanting another baby whe she got a 1 year old on her hip and a 21 year old??? Kim do got issues tho. I coulda died when they showed that episode of Chips cuz I remembered that shit. Why she was so excited over the paps talking to her while she was out wit Paris??? Po thang.

SCNDLS said:

Ummm, why Tiye got a thing for appearing on reality shows. Why don't they check these folks out beforehand. Yet another clue that reality tv may not be so real afterall. And why would he go on RHOA perping a fraud when all this shit's public knowledge???

The former Clark Atlanta University associate professor turned castaway on TBS’ “The Real Gilligan’s Island” has called himself a psychologist on his Web site and book jacket covers, yet he is not licensed to practice psychology in Georgia or anywhere else.

Tiy-E Muhammad is a ‘professor’ on the TBS reality show ‘The Real Gilligan’s Island.’ But Clark Atlanta University says it let him go. His credentials are as uncharted as a desert isle.

Kara Sinkule, a spokeswoman for the Georgia secretary of state’s office, said Muhammad, known as “The Love Doctor” on a local radio station, could face misdemeanor criminal charges.

But five years ago, he was saying this:

Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad adds spice to TV's 'The Real Gilligan's Island'

The last time a Black person was seen on "Gilligan's Island" was in 1981 when the Harlem Globetrotters visited in the TV movie!

That's all about to change. A Black man, psychologist-relationship expert Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad, joins the castaways as the Professor on the second season of the TBS reality series "The Real Gilligan's Island," which premieres on June 8.

Calling himself "the Black quarterback" of his team, Tiy-E says that being on the show is a privilege and a challenge.

"I thought being born in the projects was difficult," laughs the Chicago native. "I lost 12 pounds, 15 of my locks fell out and I'm a vegetarian, but there are no vegetables on the island. I have to live off coconuts."

Looks can be deceiving. Tiy-E says he's often mistaken for being a rapper or, at 6'3", a basketball player.

A former Clark Atlanta psychology professor, some of his former students include actress Keshia Knight Pulliam and singer Bobby Valentino, both grads of the school.

He earned a bachelor's degree in two years from Eastern Illinois University: a political science major and a history minor. Tiy-E has a master's degree from Eastern Illinois University and a doctorate from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.

Also known as the Love Doctor and Luv Poet, Tiy-E is a true Renaissance Man. He is a model, poet, and radio co-host (Hot 107.9 FM in Atlanta).

The self-published author has written three books: From Player 2 Poet, Secrets Men Keep: What They Don't Tell (now being turned into a play) and the current, My Mind, My Body, My Spirit.

A proud member of the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity and the Prince Hall affiliated Masons, in June 2003 he was named an EBONY Bachelor of the Year.

Tiy-E says that he's looking for a "God-sexy woman. A woman who loves God and appreciates her sexuality ... I want a woman more in love with my vision than me."

[Edited 10/18/10 15:17pm]

You beat me too it. I believe he also auditioned for the first season of I Love New York but didn't make the final cut.

This dude is trying way too hard to get famous. You know when they say self-published what they really mean is "going to the beauty shops tryna hustle books along with bootleg CDs".

And WTH? He want a woman more in love with his vision than with him? Fool....yo vision bout to get you clowned in the court of public opinion! GTFO here wit dat mess.

SCNDLS said:

Fa sho! Kyle is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, closest to being down to Earth, with the finest husband. But why she clowning her sister for wanting another baby whe she got a 1 year old on her hip and a 21 year old??? Kim do got issues tho. I coulda died when they showed that episode of Chips cuz I remembered that shit. Why she was so excited over the paps talking to her while she was out wit Paris??? Po thang.

Her laugh is goofy as all hell. For a minute there i thought she was gonna choke.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Fa sho! Kyle is the prettiest, smartest, funniest, closest to being down to Earth, with the finest husband. But why she clowning her sister for wanting another baby whe she got a 1 year old on her hip and a 21 year old??? Kim do got issues tho. I coulda died when they showed that episode of Chips cuz I remembered that shit. Why she was so excited over the paps talking to her while she was out wit Paris??? Po thang.

Her laugh is goofy as all hell. For a minute there i thought she was gonna choke.

And dang she looks JUST like Paris and is equally goofy.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Her laugh is goofy as all hell. For a minute there i thought she was gonna choke.

And dang she looks JUST like Paris and is equally goofy.

She looks like Paris without the lazy eye.

I swear Paris be looking both directions at the same damn time. And mofos think this chick is pretty.

I wanna know why she don't have hair like her sister, her momma, bof her aunties....that chick stay scalpinatin'

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

And dang she looks JUST like Paris and is equally goofy.

She looks like Paris without the lazy eye.

I swear Paris be looking both directions at the same damn time. And mofos think this chick is pretty.

I wanna know why she don't have hair like her sister, her momma, bof her aunties....that chick stay scalpinatin'

Yaknow??? I was gonna say the same thing bout that chicken head. She's been rocking bad weaves since God was a boy and she STILL ain't got no hairruh!!! I done tol ya'll I think she look like Alice the Goon. Kyle and Kim have THE most gorgeous hair ever, especially Kyle wit her Brooke Shields lookin' sef.

Damn Sheree is stupid and illiterate.

I tol you I was in ackin', act-ing class!

Why she hesitating on her words all the time??? I've been noticing this since the first season. Like she slow or sumthin.

SCNDLS said:

Damn Sheree is stupid and illiterate.

I tol you I was in ackin', act-ing class!

Why she hesitating on her words all the time??? I've been noticing this since the first season. Like she slow or sumthin.

speech impediment?

I think her ghetto ass just has a hard time acting proper and literate. Remeber the first season when she was complaining about how the seamstress jacked up her designs? She said "they put on extra and they used stretchy". What kind of fashion designer talks that way? Shit Dwight had to introduce her to the word "details" and she sure enough acted brand new with that word.

She needs to keep it real like Nene .

On the first episode, Nene asked Phaedra "Who you CAME with?" ahahahahaaa. Love it!!

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Damn Sheree is stupid and illiterate.

I tol you I was in ackin', act-ing class!

Why she hesitating on her words all the time??? I've been noticing this since the first season. Like she slow or sumthin.

speech impediment?

I think her ghetto ass just has a hard time acting proper and literate. Remeber the first season when she was complaining about how the seamstress jacked up her designs? She said "they put on extra and they used stretchy". What kind of fashion designer talks that way? Shit Dwight had to introduce her to the word "details" and she sure enough acted brand new with that word.

She needs to keep it real like Nene .

On the first episode, Nene asked Phaedra "Who you CAME with?" ahahahahaaa. Love it!!

Nene revels in her po' gramma. And makes it worST by being loud all da time.

When you move out, you cannot come back. When you out, you IS out!

[Edited 10/18/10 17:41pm]

Dayum, Cynthia's younger sister is, umm, interesting.

You know what the BIG difference between ATL and BH is??? In ATL these chicks' houses are attached or right next to other homes. In BH, you need a gatdamn aerial shot to get the whole thing on the tv screen. I love RHOBH

SCNDLS said:

Dayum, Cynthia's younger sister is, umm, interesting.

You know what the BIG difference between ATL and BH is??? In ATL these chicks' houses are attached or right next to other homes. In BH, you need a gatdamn aerial shot to get the whole thing on the tv screen. I love RHOBH

Child yes!!! Plus RHOBH got REAL DOUGH not having champagne on a beer budget.

Wow Sheree's oldest daughter is really pretty.

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

And what this dude talking about they hanging on for??? Man, you ain't working and you're an ex-con. You better ride that girl to a low gravy. But I honestly choked on the $3900 shoes and him being the head of household. Well, at least he look good in a tight shirt.

And that stylist needs danger pay for getting that close to Kim's crotch.

[Edited 10/18/10 19:04pm]

SCNDLS said:

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

And what this dude talking about they hanging on for??? Man, you ain't working and you're an ex-con. You better ride that girl to a low gravy. But I honestly choked on the $3900 shoes and him being the head of household. Well, at least he look good in a tight shirt.

And that stylist needs danger pay for getting that close to Kim's crotch.

[Edited 10/18/10 19:04pm]

See this is why I'm already not fond of Phaedra. Can't she get this man a job or something? Freeloading butt. Making arguments about what color of collar the man's crime was. Okay great...but she's in the wrong city if she doesn't want to be talked about. silly lady. With her Southern Lady drivel, again. She cracks me up with that stereotypical stuff. Southern Ladies come in so many shapes and colors and sizes.

..But that bacon she was eating looked so good.

Anyway, I didn't like that canned food comment either. PERIOD. I think her guy was looking at that food funny because he couldn't identify what it was all stacked up and covered up. Oh well, hopefully she will be too busy being mommy and wifey to make any extra coments.

I was cracking up over NeNe and that dog. She didn't know what to do and ended taking him outside for a hosing. At least her lazy son helped her. Just...that screaming.... po' lady.

SCNDLS said:

Ummm, why Tiye got a thing for appearing on reality shows. Why don't they check these folks out beforehand. Yet another clue that reality tv may not be so real afterall. And why would he go on RHOA perping a fraud when all this shit's public knowledge???

The former Clark Atlanta University associate professor turned castaway on TBS’ “The Real Gilligan’s Island” has called himself a psychologist on his Web site and book jacket covers, yet he is not licensed to practice psychology in Georgia or anywhere else.

Tiy-E Muhammad is a ‘professor’ on the TBS reality show ‘The Real Gilligan’s Island.’ But Clark Atlanta University says it let him go. His credentials are as uncharted as a desert isle.

Kara Sinkule, a spokeswoman for the Georgia secretary of state’s office, said Muhammad, known as “The Love Doctor” on a local radio station, could face misdemeanor criminal charges.

But five years ago, he was saying this:

Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad adds spice to TV's 'The Real Gilligan's Island'

The last time a Black person was seen on "Gilligan's Island" was in 1981 when the Harlem Globetrotters visited in the TV movie!

That's all about to change. A Black man, psychologist-relationship expert Dr. Tiy-E Muhammad, joins the castaways as the Professor on the second season of the TBS reality series "The Real Gilligan's Island," which premieres on June 8.

Calling himself "the Black quarterback" of his team, Tiy-E says that being on the show is a privilege and a challenge.

"I thought being born in the projects was difficult," laughs the Chicago native. "I lost 12 pounds, 15 of my locks fell out and I'm a vegetarian, but there are no vegetables on the island. I have to live off coconuts."

Looks can be deceiving. Tiy-E says he's often mistaken for being a rapper or, at 6'3", a basketball player.

A former Clark Atlanta psychology professor, some of his former students include actress Keshia Knight Pulliam and singer Bobby Valentino, both grads of the school.

He earned a bachelor's degree in two years from Eastern Illinois University: a political science major and a history minor. Tiy-E has a master's degree from Eastern Illinois University and a doctorate from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale.

Also known as the Love Doctor and Luv Poet, Tiy-E is a true Renaissance Man. He is a model, poet, and radio co-host (Hot 107.9 FM in Atlanta).

The self-published author has written three books: From Player 2 Poet, Secrets Men Keep: What They Don't Tell (now being turned into a play) and the current, My Mind, My Body, My Spirit.

A proud member of the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity and the Prince Hall affiliated Masons, in June 2003 he was named an EBONY Bachelor of the Year.

Tiy-E says that he's looking for a "God-sexy woman. A woman who loves God and appreciates her sexuality ... I want a woman more in love with my vision than me."

[Edited 10/18/10 15:17pm]

Oh lawd why he got to be my frat brother???

LadyLuvSexxy said:

SCNDLS said:

Now, ya'll KNOW Phaedra gon' catch it for saying white folks only eat canned food. Lawd, this chile herre.

And what this dude talking about they hanging on for??? Man, you ain't working and you're an ex-con. You better ride that girl to a low gravy. But I honestly choked on the $3900 shoes and him being the head of household. Well, at least he look good in a tight shirt.

And that stylist needs danger pay for getting that close to Kim's crotch.

[Edited 10/18/10 19:04pm]

See this is why I'm already not fond of Phaedra. Can't she get this man a job or something? Freeloading butt. Making arguments about what color of collar the man's crime was. Okay great...but she's in the wrong city if she doesn't want to be talked about. silly lady. With her Southern Lady drivel, again. She cracks me up with that stereotypical stuff. Southern Ladies come in so many shapes and colors and sizes.

..But that bacon she was eating looked so good.

Anyway, I didn't like that canned food comment either. PERIOD. I think her guy was looking at that food funny because he couldn't identify what it was all stacked up and covered up. Oh well, hopefully she will be too busy being mommy and wifey to make any extra coments.

I was cracking up over NeNe and that dog. She didn't know what to do and ended taking him outside for a hosing. At least her lazy son helped her. Just...that screaming.... po' lady.

That's what I thought because I couldn't figure out what the hell it was either. And black folks got a knack for looking at shit sideways when they don't know what's on the plate.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

Just watched the first episode from Beverly Hills: they're so 1980's I LOVE it. All that ostentatious wealth between Van Der Pump and Malouf, it's like stepping back into Dallas, Dynasty, AND Falcon Crest, and it's going to be the two siters who end up trying to kill each other in the pool like Alexis and Crystal Carrington . For me, Kyle is the prettiest housewife, primarily because she appears to have had the least plastic surgery....and what is up with all of this bad plastic surgery running rampant out there in Califirnia? Everybody's running round looking like they walked in the doctor's office with a picture of The Joker and told him, "make me look like this"

And Brenda Richie coulda been that Dominique Deveraux bitch. Swimming in ermine and pearls but wit some killa kung fu for yo ass!

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

And Brenda Richie coulda been that Dominique Deveraux bitch. Swimming in ermine and pearls but wit some killa kung fu for yo ass!

OH.MY.DAMN.

This looks like the pre-aftermath before my last divorce