Just watched the first episode from Beverly Hills: they're so 1980's I LOVE it. All that ostentatious wealth between Van Der Pump and Malouf, it's like stepping back into Dallas, Dynasty, AND Falcon Crest, and it's going to be the two siters who end up trying to kill each other in the pool like Alexis and Crystal Carrington. For me, Kyle is the prettiest housewife, primarily because she appears to have had the least plastic surgery....and what is up with all of this bad plastic surgery running rampant out there in Califirnia? Everybody's running round looking like they walked in the doctor's office with a picture of The Joker and told him, "make me look like this"
Exactly what I thought. I think I'm going to love this cast.
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
Just watched the first episode from Beverly Hills: they're so 1980's I LOVE it. All that ostentatious wealth between Van Der Pump and Malouf, it's like stepping back into Dallas, Dynasty, AND Falcon Crest, and it's going to be the two siters who end up trying to kill each other in the pool like Alexis and Crystal Carrington . For me, Kyle is the prettiest housewife, primarily because she appears to have had the least plastic surgery....and what is up with all of this bad plastic surgery running rampant out there in Califirnia? Everybody's running round looking like they walked in the doctor's office with a picture of The Joker and told him, "make me look like this"
THAT'S who it is! I was trying to think who that woman looked like with that wide, cartoonish mouth, and you nailed it on the head! I kept thinking looking at her and thinking, "Damn, she reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it!"
Can I just say that them Beverly Hills hookas make ALL the other housewives look like homeless, cracked out, welfare hoes by comparison???? I mean that's how you do that shit!
GURRRRRRL.
Aaron Spelling himself couldn't have come up with a better cast of characters! Girl, Jackie Collins even gave interviews to put in her two cents, and told these chicks they need to represent and up their power ante before they force her to write "Hollywood Wives II "
Can I just say that them Beverly Hills hookas make ALL the other housewives look like homeless, cracked out, welfare hoes by comparison???? I mean that's how you do that shit!
GURRRRRRL.
Aaron Spelling himself couldn't have come up with a better cast of characters! Girl, Jackie Collins even gave interviews to put in her two cents, and told these chicks they need to represent and up their power ante before they force her to write "Hollywood Wives II "
You know they needed Candy Spelling on there to really shut.IT.DOWN!
I wish Lionel had let Brenda do it. I remember Wendy asking him about that last year and he gave her a look like, "Brenda know she don't wanna fuck up her money. She betta not even THANK about it!"
Now that's funny! Vanderpump looks like a long lost Collins sister.
Just watched the first episode from Beverly Hills: they're so 1980's I LOVE it. All that ostentatious wealth between Van Der Pump and Malouf, it's like stepping back into Dallas, Dynasty, AND Falcon Crest, and it's going to be the two siters who end up trying to kill each other in the pool like Alexis and Crystal Carrington . For me, Kyle is the prettiest housewife, primarily because she appears to have had the least plastic surgery....and what is up with all of this bad plastic surgery running rampant out there in Califirnia? Everybody's running round looking like they walked in the doctor's office with a picture of The Joker and told him, "make me look like this"
THAT'S who it is! I was trying to think who that woman looked like with that wide, cartoonish mouth, and you nailed it on the head! I kept thinking looking at her and thinking, "Damn, she reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it!"
Po thang! She so worried her husband gon' leave her for a younger woman. Hell, he gon leave her for a woman he can BEAR to look at. I couldn't sit across from that face at dinner every night. When they were in the restaurant, all I was thinking was, "Good God, man! How can you eat????"
@ this thread. Lawd NeNe was on the rise last night. Somehow I feel she was over-exaggerating to be the main housewives viewers focus on this season, but then again, how can one not? She makes herself known without a problem.
I was thinking the same thing- it's hella intentional and they have positioned her big behind in front of everyone in all the montages.. And what is wrong with her skin this season- she looks like she's been doing facials with a brillo pad-
NENE: MOISTURIZE HONEY MOISTURIZE!- vaseline intensive care is very inexpensive at walgreens......
She's really doing way too much aesthetically. She's taking on that muppet orange glow usually only seen in Southern Cal. She may need to pump her cosmetic brakes.
I was glued to the screen when the premiere came on. I was so mad, though. I had NO popcorn in the house, and the opening of this season REALLY called for some popcorn to be popped. Sheree's career change, Kim and her daughter with the boy chat (I can see that girl following RIGHT in her footsteps), and NeNe vs Greg vs Dwight!! OOOOOH And don't even get me started on Miss Phaedra. She may be making the big bucks, but I just don't appreciate her dogging NeNe like that. I don't like her statements on being a lady, either. She kept talking about how much of a lady she was. And what's up with that eye makeup and her layers of jewelry....
Let me stop
I'm ready for this season. Loudness, gossip, fights....mmmmmm!! It's just jucier in ATL compared to Jersey or NY or Cali....
But all the things that Phaedra said about NeNe was proven in the very next scene!!! NeNe surely doesn't act lady like at all yet has so much to say about others. She made a complete ass out of herself at the shoe party and it was her and her entourage (Sheree and Kim) who left out of the party with her. At this point, at least in my eyes...Phaedra has more class than NeNe. I think her eye shadow and her jewelry are just her personal style...I kind of like it on her...and I feel that Phaedra is more attractive than NeNe. What was it that Kim was calling NeNe last season...oh "that Moose". That's exactly what NeNe reminds me of, a Moose in designer clothes.
I have now ran into Nene four times in the last 9 months. And EVERY fucking time, she's somewhere being loud and obnoxious begging for negative attention. I hope she's just doing this for business reasons but still she's totally ridiculous.
I feel sorry and embarrassed for her younger son. Her behavior makes me wanna take Greg's side no matter what he did. Did ya'll hear his interview on a radio station a while ago where he was saying he spent over a million to get Nene on the show??? I didn't hear it but somebody told me about it.
But all the things that Phaedra said about NeNe was proven in the very next scene!!! NeNe surely doesn't act lady like at all yet has so much to say about others. She made a complete ass out of herself at the shoe party and it was her and her entourage (Sheree and Kim) who left out of the party with her. At this point, at least in my eyes...Phaedra has more class than NeNe. I think her eye shadow and her jewelry are just her personal style...I kind of like it on her...and I feel that Phaedra is more attractive than NeNe. What was it that Kim was calling NeNe last season...oh "that Moose". That's exactly what NeNe reminds me of, a Moose in designer clothes.
I have now ran into Nene four times in the last 9 months. And EVERY fucking time, she's somewhere being loud and obnoxious begging for negative attention. I hope she's just doing this for business reasons but still she's totally ridiculous.
I feel sorry and embarrassed for her younger son. Her behavior makes me wanna take Greg's side no matter what he did. Did ya'll hear his interview on a radio station a while ago where he was saying he spent over a million to get Nene on the show??? I didn't hear it but somebody told me about it.
I just finished reading her book. To hear her tell it, Greg isn't doing too well, and now she's paying the bills. Seems only fitting since he's the one who rescued her from the strip clubs. I don't know what's put their marriage on the rocks, but she has implied as much in the show. However, if she's dumping him because he's broke, then she'd better rethink that. What goes up, must come down. Didn't I read somewhere that the annual salary or fee for the housewives is only something like $39,000? Hell, that ain't shit! They must be making money on other ventures because that little pittance from Bravo wouldn't pay those womens' pedicures!
THAT'S who it is! I was trying to think who that woman looked like with that wide, cartoonish mouth, and you nailed it on the head! I kept thinking looking at her and thinking, "Damn, she reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it!"
Po thang! She so worried her husband gon' leave her for a younger woman. Hell, he gon leave her for a woman he can BEAR to look at. I couldn't sit across from that face at dinner every night. When they were in the restaurant, all I was thinking was, "Good God, man! How can you eat????"
I swear! She's worried? Hell, he prolly fuckin outta both draw legs now! Girlfriend better hurry up and get her some things working because it ain't too long for him to kick her ugly ass to the curb. That's the pitfall is being armcandy. After while that shit starts to melt and fade...
^ I still don't believe Dwight spent $30,000 on Sheree's fashion show.
I talk shit about Phaedra and will keep on talking shit about her but I have to say....I like that she doesn't act a fool in public. I know it's early but I'm sure she will keep it classy for the most part. Right?
One could only hope
The way I see it is that she would be the one with the most to lose if she starts acting crazy, because it will reflect on her business and professional standing. The other ladies (except Kandi and the model who actually are independently rich) all depend on men or fly by night get rich quick gimmicks. They need every 15 seconds of publicity good or bad to keep themselves relevant and marketable in some form or other.
I am curious, btw, where Sheree got the money to stage her fashion show during Mercedes Benz fashion week in New York . Maybe it was settlement money she got from her divorce
Ottie, you killed me bringing up the Maybach request. But how could you forget in that same meeting she was also asking to be adorned with Tiffany diamonds. Memba the face of the party planners when she said that shit?? No wonder they told her broke ass to kick rocks!
As for Miss Phaedra, she's entirely too full of herself and she couldn't represent me in court if she was free. She looks like Brittany from the Chippettes. Did ya'll catch when she was consulting with dude who had the drug charge how she told him that him continuing to catch these cases kept her paid or some shit???
The way I see it is that she would be the one with the most to lose if she starts acting crazy, because it will reflect on her business and professional standing. The other ladies (except Kandi and the model who actually are independently rich) all depend on men or fly by night get rich quick gimmicks. They need every 15 seconds of publicity good or bad to keep themselves relevant and marketable in some form or other.
I am curious, btw, where Sheree got the money to stage her fashion show during Mercedes Benz fashion week in New York . Maybe it was settlement money she got from her divorce
Ottie, you killed me bringing up the Maybach request. But how could you forget in that same meeting she was also asking to be adorned with Tiffany diamonds. Memba the face of the party planners when she said that shit?? No wonder they told her broke ass to kick rocks!
As for Miss Phaedra, she's entirely too full of herself and she couldn't represent me in court if she was free. She looks like Brittany from the Chippettes. Did ya'll catch when she was consulting with dude who had the drug charge how she told him that him continuing to catch these cases kept her paid or some shit???
Girl, I damn near fell out! BITCH! IS THAT WHO YOUR SO-CALLED CELEBRITY CLIENTS ARE? HOODRAT DRUG DEALERS????!!!!
The way I see it is that she would be the one with the most to lose if she starts acting crazy, because it will reflect on her business and professional standing. The other ladies (except Kandi and the model who actually are independently rich) all depend on men or fly by night get rich quick gimmicks. They need every 15 seconds of publicity good or bad to keep themselves relevant and marketable in some form or other.
I am curious, btw, where Sheree got the money to stage her fashion show during Mercedes Benz fashion week in New York . Maybe it was settlement money she got from her divorce
Ottie, you killed me bringing up the Maybach request. But how could you forget in that same meeting she was also asking to be adorned with Tiffany diamonds. Memba the face of the party planners when she said that shit?? No wonder they told her broke ass to kick rocks!
As for Miss Phaedra, she's entirely too full of herself and she couldn't represent me in court if she was free. She looks like Brittany from the Chippettes. Did ya'll catch when she was consulting with dude who had the drug charge how she told him that him continuing to catch these cases kept her paid or some shit???
stop it!
um....what the hell wrong with her upper lip. That shit swole like a muhfugga.
and um....her ex-con hubby is friends with Lawrence and his friends... uh huh
This shit smells like hot ghetto cabbage on some bootleg LV's
NeNe has obviously not run up on the right one yet. She's gonna keep raking that neck in someone's face until she gets punched in the (new) nose. Then she might learn.
Exactly, whether it's scripted or not.
Totally! I thought I was gonna have to throw down in Mr Chow's when she came over to my table talking loud and rolling her neck. She is the definition of uncouth, but the killing part is she always trynna call somebody out for THEIR behavior. Bitch, please!
THAT'S who it is! I was trying to think who that woman looked like with that wide, cartoonish mouth, and you nailed it on the head! I kept thinking looking at her and thinking, "Damn, she reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it!"
Po thang! She so worried her husband gon' leave her for a younger woman. Hell, he gon leave her for a woman he can BEAR to look at. I couldn't sit across from that face at dinner every night. When they were in the restaurant, all I was thinking was, "Good God, man! How can you eat????"
Girl, yo ain't neva lied! When the hell did plastic surgery patients start all looking like accident victims? Something has changed between now and the 80's, and it's not a good thing. She could prolly still be cute if her mouth wasn't all jacked up like that. These gurls need to leave those scalpels alone. Living large is one thing, but there is a time in life when every woman needs to learn the art of moderation, and that would be when it comes to.her FACE. Dummy, he is not going to leave you just because a girl is younger than you, he's going to leave you because every time you come home from the doctor you sittin' in bed droolin' on yo'self because they just shot up your face again. Who the hell wants to be kissin' on that?? The nights a man comes home and want some loving you can't get busy because you got stitches in your thighs or you're drooling all over the place. Girl, please.
Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree on that one. She barely understands English herself. Though I don't care for NeNe, I did agree with everything she told her son when she laid him out for thinking that she was too strick on him.
For those 5 minutes of the show I absolutely loved Nene! Then it wore off . We have all these kids running around today thinking they're so entitled and for what? Kids are running around telling the parents what they will and will not do like they pay the bills and property taxes. in the homes where they live. I'm from the old school that believes you need to break rules down to those little mongrels, or break your foot off in their asses when they don't want to pay you any mind. Jacqueline from The Real Housewives of New Jersey could learn a thing or two from that scene with Nene, with that demon seed child she has in smart mouthed Ashley.
But Ashley ain't nowhere as bad that heffa from OC that called her mama a bitch and got drunk at the cast party. Yeah, she need a lil Nene in her life and in her ass.
I think Eric Snow is already remarried. I know he had a baby with the new wife this past summer. I wonder if DeShawn is still writing checks for $15k to Eddie Long???
Did she write them to Eddie or did she write them to the church? I'm still confused as to how Long was able to get his hands on tithe money. With a church's board of trustrees, treasurer, and an administrator in place, didn't anyone question his expense log/receipts...especially the tax man???Lawd, this tithe mess has me off topic as hell because I don't understand how in this day and age with everything being so transparent and easy to track that he was able to use church funds outside of his salary!
Okay, back to DeShawn. Even so, let that be a lesson to every Christian woman that you need to keep your eyes open for them Moabite ho's. I hope she recovers from this, she seemed like a really nice young woman
I think she wrote them to the church, but she was in his private office after church. Memba she invited him to her charity event and he was hemming and hawwing about attending. He didn't slow down when he cashed that check or when it was time to chase the boys tho. I wonder if she's still a minister in his church?
Just watched the first episode from Beverly Hills: they're so 1980's I LOVE it. All that ostentatious wealth between Van Der Pump and Malouf, it's like stepping back into Dallas, Dynasty, AND Falcon Crest, and it's going to be the two siters who end up trying to kill each other in the pool like Alexis and Crystal Carrington . For me, Kyle is the prettiest housewife, primarily because she appears to have had the least plastic surgery....and what is up with all of this bad plastic surgery running rampant out there in Califirnia? Everybody's running round looking like they walked in the doctor's office with a picture of The Joker and told him, "make me look like this"
And Brenda Richie coulda been that Dominique Deveraux bitch. Swimming in ermine and pearls but wit some killa kung fu for yo ass!
For those 5 minutes of the show I absolutely loved Nene! Then it wore off . We have all these kids running around today thinking they're so entitled and for what? Kids are running around telling the parents what they will and will not do like they pay the bills and property taxes. in the homes where they live. I'm from the old school that believes you need to break rules down to those little mongrels, or break your foot off in their asses when they don't want to pay you any mind. Jacqueline from The Real Housewives of New Jersey could learn a thing or two from that scene with Nene, with that demon seed child she has in smart mouthed Ashley.
But Ashley ain't nowhere as bad that heffa from OC that called her mama a bitch and got drunk at the cast party. Yeah, she need a lil Nene in her life and in her ass.
For those 5 minutes of the show I absolutely loved Nene! Then it wore off . We have all these kids running around today thinking they're so entitled and for what? Kids are running around telling the parents what they will and will not do like they pay the bills and property taxes. in the homes where they live. I'm from the old school that believes you need to break rules down to those little mongrels, or break your foot off in their asses when they don't want to pay you any mind. Jacqueline from The Real Housewives of New Jersey could learn a thing or two from that scene with Nene, with that demon seed child she has in smart mouthed Ashley.
But Ashley ain't nowhere as bad that heffa from OC that called her mama a bitch and got drunk at the cast party. Yeah, she need a lil Nene in her life and in her ass.
You can't see it all here, but remember when Nene reminded Bryce that he doesn't take out the trash, doesn't wash his own dishes and doesn't spend time with the family and especially his little brother??? I was like, "you betta get him, Nene"! I'm telling you, Jackie needs to open a can a "Nene" on Ashley's behind! Do you know I never watched the OC after the first season? I'm almost tempted, though! Anyway, here's to Nene's one redeeming episode out of three years:
I have now ran into Nene four times in the last 9 months. And EVERY fucking time, she's somewhere being loud and obnoxious begging for negative attention. I hope she's just doing this for business reasons but still she's totally ridiculous.
I feel sorry and embarrassed for her younger son. Her behavior makes me wanna take Greg's side no matter what he did. Did ya'll hear his interview on a radio station a while ago where he was saying he spent over a million to get Nene on the show??? I didn't hear it but somebody told me about it.
I just finished reading her book. To hear her tell it, Greg isn't doing too well, and now she's paying the bills. Seems only fitting since he's the one who rescued her from the strip clubs. I don't know what's put their marriage on the rocks, but she has implied as much in the show. However, if she's dumping him because he's broke, then she'd better rethink that. What goes up, must come down. Didn't I read somewhere that the annual salary or fee for the housewives is only something like $39,000? Hell, that ain't shit! They must be making money on other ventures because that little pittance from Bravo wouldn't pay those womens' pedicures!
Shyra, honey, you read her book? Did you pay for it? In American dollars? Lawd, I'm speechless.
Ottie, you killed me bringing up the Maybach request. But how could you forget in that same meeting she was also asking to be adorned with Tiffany diamonds. Memba the face of the party planners when she said that shit?? No wonder they told her broke ass to kick rocks!
As for Miss Phaedra, she's entirely too full of herself and she couldn't represent me in court if she was free. She looks like Brittany from the Chippettes. Did ya'll catch when she was consulting with dude who had the drug charge how she told him that him continuing to catch these cases kept her paid or some shit???
stop it!
um....what the hell wrong with her upper lip. That shit swole like a muhfugga.
and um....her ex-con hubby is friends with Lawrence and his friends... uh huh
This shit smells like hot ghetto cabbage on some bootleg LV's
AND did you notice Apollo (if that ain't a gay skrippers name . . . ) spoke to Lawrence FIRST, in a, "Lemme acknowledge this fool so he don't think I'm being slick and put my shit on Front Street" kinda way. Uh huhhhh . . . it's more to that shit
But Ashley ain't nowhere as bad that heffa from OC that called her mama a bitch and got drunk at the cast party. Yeah, she need a lil Nene in her life and in her ass.
You can't see it all here, but remember when Nene reminded Bryce that he doesn't take out the trash, doesn't wash his own dishes and doesn't spend time with the family and especially his little brother??? I was like, "you betta get him, Nene"! I'm telling you, Jackie needs to open a can a "Nene" on Ashley's behind! Do you know I never watched the OC after the first season? I'm almost tempted, though! Anyway, here's to Nene's one redeeming episode out of three years:
OC was never engaging to me but I watched it last season to watch all their shit unravel. Tamra's hubby was recently arrested for trynna whup her ass. Who didn't see that one coming?
And damn if Nene don't have THE biggest hands in creation.
As good as her speech was all I was thinking was, "She'd fuck his ass up if she put them paws on him!"
What is next? Housewives of the U.S. Penal System?
Too late! Ain't you ever seent Snapped??? That's my shit!
that's my shit too! I love them stories of all them womenz bustin' caps in they menz ass!
Some chicks you just don't fuck with. And they be some plottin' ass biches too....sometime they don't get caught till months and years later other times they done fouled up and kilt a nucca in the same night they was arguin'!
Too late! Ain't you ever seent Snapped??? That's my shit!
that's my shit too! I love them stories of all them womenz bustin' caps in they menz ass!
Some chicks you just don't fuck with. And they be some plottin' ass biches too....sometime they don't get caught till months and years later other times they done fouled up and kilt a nucca in the same night they was arguin'!
What kills me are the fools who kill their husbands for $25k in insurance. What are these heffas thinking??? Hell, keep his ass alive so he can work for 30-40 years, THEN you off him.
Po thang! She so worried her husband gon' leave her for a younger woman. Hell, he gon leave her for a woman he can BEAR to look at. I couldn't sit across from that face at dinner every night. When they were in the restaurant, all I was thinking was, "Good God, man! How can you eat????"
Girl, yo ain't neva lied! When the hell did plastic surgery patients start all looking like accident victims? Something has changed between now and the 80's, and it's not a good thing. She could prolly still be cute if her mouth wasn't all jacked up like that. These gurls need to leave those scalpels alone. Living large is one thing, but there is a time in life when every woman needs to learn the art of moderation, and that would be when it comes to.her FACE. Dummy, he is not going to leave you just because a girl is younger than you, he's going to leave you because every time you come home from the doctor you sittin' in bed droolin' on yo'self because they just shot up your face again. Who the hell wants to be kissin' on that?? The nights a man comes home and want some loving you can't get busy because you got stitches in your thighs or you're drooling all over the place. Girl, please.
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Exactly what I thought. I think I'm going to love this cast.
THAT'S who it is! I was trying to think who that woman looked like with that wide, cartoonish mouth, and you nailed it on the head! I kept thinking looking at her and thinking, "Damn, she reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it!" 
I was thinking the same thing- it's hella intentional and they have positioned her big behind in front of everyone in all the montages.. And what is wrong with her skin this season- she looks like she's been doing facials with a brillo pad-
And don't even get me started on Miss Phaedra. She may be making the big bucks, but I just don't appreciate her dogging NeNe like that. I don't like her statements on being a lady, either. She kept talking about how much of a lady she was. 
And what's up with that eye makeup and her layers of jewelry....
Ottie, you killed me bringing up the Maybach request. But how could you forget in that same meeting she was also asking to be adorned with Tiffany diamonds. Memba the face of the party planners when she said that shit?? No wonder they told her broke ass to kick rocks! 
stop it!
But Ashley ain't nowhere as bad that heffa from OC that called her mama a bitch and got drunk at the cast party. Yeah, she need a lil Nene in her life and in her ass.
Shyra, honey, you read her book? Did you pay for it? In American dollars? Lawd, I'm speechless. 
Too late! Ain't you ever seent Snapped??? That's my shit!
