Ottensen said:

I'm about to miss my train, see y'all after lunch. But outfit on the right? Layers of wrong regardless of gender. Discuss.

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching RHOA right now and had to say, less than 60 seconds into the episode I holla'd so loud at Phaedra's ignant ass that my dog jumped off the bed in fright, I caught a cramp in my left pinky toe, and ultimately had to get my asthma inhaler.

Random Phaedra quotes chock full o' dumbassetry:

Maternal, maternal, uh, maternal . . . deaf!

Apollo: What are those? (this nucca and his limited palette strike again!)

Fakedra: Ladyfingers

Apollo: What's in it?

Fakedra: It's like uh Barbarian cream. It's fancy snacks for ladies. Ladyfingers! (why anytime food is concerned this heffa sounds like she's bustin' a nut??? )

Does that doctor get danger/hazard pay for the privilege of being in that hussy's twat???

And what kinda doctor induces a pregnant woman WITHOUT complete medical records from her regular gyno??? The fuck kinda doctoring they doing in Georgia???

And what kinda sposedly educated woman goes through an ENTIRE pregnancy WITHOUT reading a single book in preparation??? Bitch, you crazy and I'ma light candle for that po chile.

40 weeks??? Bitch you TEN months preggers an' trynna lie??? Girl, go sit down somewheres

[Edited 11/22/10 18:01pm]

Girl, I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that! This heifa always trying to sound so sophisticated and cultured and just ends up sounding downright ignant! There's nothing more pitiful than watching a woman putting on airs and fucking up horribly.

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

I'm watching RHOA right now and had to say, less than 60 seconds into the episode I holla'd so loud at Phaedra's ignant ass that my dog jumped off the bed in fright, I caught a cramp in my left pinky toe, and ultimately had to get my asthma inhaler.

Random Phaedra quotes chock full o' dumbassetry:

Maternal, maternal, uh, maternal . . . deaf!

Apollo: What are those? (this nucca and his limited palette strike again!)

Fakedra: Ladyfingers

Apollo: What's in it?

Fakedra: It's like uh Barbarian cream. It's fancy snacks for ladies. Ladyfingers! (why anytime food is concerned this heffa sounds like she's bustin' a nut??? )

Does that doctor get danger/hazard pay for the privilege of being in that hussy's twat???

And what kinda doctor induces a pregnant woman WITHOUT complete medical records from her regular gyno??? The fuck kinda doctoring they doing in Georgia???

And what kinda sposedly educated woman goes through an ENTIRE pregnancy WITHOUT reading a single book in preparation??? Bitch, you crazy and I'ma light candle for that po chile.

40 weeks??? Bitch you TEN months preggers an' trynna lie??? Girl, go sit down somewheres

[Edited 11/22/10 18:01pm]

Girl, I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that! This heifa always trying to sound so sophisticated and cultured and just ends up sounding downright ignant! There's nothing more pitiful than watching a woman putting on airs and fucking up horribly.

I couldn't hear what she said clearly on my laptop so I was just givng her the benefit of the doubt that she was saying berry cream Was this silly heffa trying to say Bavarian cream???

Lawd.

Ottensen said:

Shyra said:

Girl, I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that! This heifa always trying to sound so sophisticated and cultured and just ends up sounding downright ignant! There's nothing more pitiful than watching a woman putting on airs and fucking up horribly.

I couldn't hear what she said clearly on my laptop so I was just givng her the benefit of the doubt that she was saying berry cream Was this silly heffa trying to say Bavarian cream???

Lawd.

Yeah, heiffa tried but failed miserably.

Ottensen said:

I'm about to miss my train, see y'all after lunch. But outfit on the right? Layers of wrong regardless of gender. Discuss.

I am so sick of him trying to work things like that. Shoes are fine. He does well with the heels. But brown with shiny black in those shorts with that gut...ooooh....oooh no. NOOOO.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

That chick Phaedra is gonna be the worse mother in reality TV history

and who's Tracy? I knew Kim dabbled in the cooch at times

I don't know why but I loved last night's episode. Think I need to see it again

I think my mouth dropped a few times...let's break it down on each time:

1) Kandi's online sex talk show. I don't why them heffas be trying to act like they are virgins or something. I mean dangit, act like you know how to fuck....or maybe you don't....

2) Sheree getting the verbal smackdown by the Dr. or No-Dr. Muhammed. I have to admit, even if homeboy is a phony doctor or not, he made a hell of a lot of honest and truthful points about Sheree's shallow, stuck up ass. He sort of brought her ass down from her "My shit-don't-stank" attitude. And when he told her "So a man got to feed you just to talk to you???" Those were my exact thoughts as well. I'm glad he called her out on her concerns of just trying to find out how much money he makes instead of getting to know him for him. I had to stand up and when he left her "I can't believe this fool just left me hanging at the table" mouth wide open when she got rejected....especially when she had it in her mind that she dropped him for "lying" to her.

First of all let me speak further on this. I knew after she let her "guests" ambush him at the spade card party that this dude, sincere or not, was not going to be fucking with her ass no more. You just don't do that to folks. Even NeNe told Sheree when she kind of got her alone what she "thought" she knew about him but wasn't for sure, but she didn't tell it right off the bat in FRONT OF EVERYBODY. Then after more and more people got curious about him and was asking him stuff based on only what they have heard about him, Sheree should have jumped in and said "okay, look I know you all want to know stuff, but right now isn't the time so I'll appreciate it if you stop with the inquisiting questions please, thank you". Then all she had to do was let him stay behind after they left and ask him some things herself. It just appears to me that she took her friend's opinions and the rumors about ole' dude and ran with it. Then she walks up to the cafe to meet him like she been "hurt" or deceived. If anything, that man was deceived by your fakeness Sheree.

3) Damn Greg was cold as ice to NeNe last night. When he told her "Well I don't know you anymore either, SORRY" with that nasty ass attitude I was like NeNe did bring up some quality points with him last night as well. I mean what idiot would talk to some dude that appears doesn't know him very well about personal issues? I was even like when I heard what Greg was saying on the recording. You can tell that all respect was lost on both sides in the marriage. So what gives...did they ever get a divorce or did they eventually work it out?

4) The preview for next week is out of this world. The only part I need to see to make my week is to watch Peter tell NeNe on the phone with his "fuck you" attitude is "No NeNe, I don't have a PROBLEM telling you that I got a PROBLEM with you". I love that damn Peter!!!

That.is.all.

[Edited 11/29/10 4:42am]

missfee said:

I don't know why but I loved last night's episode. Think I need to see it again

I think my mouth dropped a few times...let's break it down on each time:

1) Kandi's online sex talk show. I don't why them heffas be trying to act like they are virgins or something. I mean dangit, act like you know how to fuck....or maybe you don't....

2) Sheree getting the verbal smackdown by the Dr. or No-Dr. Muhammed. I have to admit, even if homeboy is a phony doctor or not, he made a hell of a lot of honest and truthful points about Sheree's shallow, stuck up ass. He sort of brought her ass down from her "My shit-don't-stank" attitude. And when he told her "So a man got to feed you just to talk to you???" Those were my exact thoughts as well. I'm glad he called her out on her concerns of just trying to find out how much money he makes instead of getting to know him for him. I had to stand up and when he left her "I can't believe this fool just left me hanging at the table" mouth wide open when she got rejected....especially when she had it in her mind that she dropped him for "lying" to her.

First of all let me speak further on this. I knew after she let her "guests" ambush him at the spade card party that this dude, sincere or not, was not going to be fucking with her ass no more. You just don't do that to folks. Even NeNe told Sheree when she kind of got her alone what she "thought" she knew about him but wasn't for sure, but she didn't tell it right off the bat in FRONT OF EVERYBODY. Then after more and more people got curious about him and was asking him stuff based on only what they have heard about him, Sheree should have jumped in and said "okay, look I know you all want to know stuff, but right now isn't the time so I'll appreciate it if you stop with the inquisiting questions please, thank you". Then all she had to do was let him stay behind after they left and ask him some things herself. It just appears to me that she took her friend's opinions and the rumors about ole' dude and ran with it. Then she walks up to the cafe to meet him like she been "hurt" or deceived. If anything, that man was deceived by your fakeness Sheree.

3) Damn Greg was cold as ice to NeNe last night. When he told her "Well I don't know you anymore either, SORRY" with that nasty ass attitude I was like NeNe did bring up some quality points with him last night as well. I mean what idiot would talk to some dude that appears doesn't know him very well about personal issues? I was even like when I heard what Greg was saying on the recording. You can tell that all respect was lost on both sides in the marriage. So what gives...did they ever get a divorce or did they eventually work it out?

4) The preview for next week is out of this world. The only part I need to see to make my week is to watch Peter tell NeNe on the phone with his "fuck you" attitude is "No NeNe, I don't have a PROBLEM telling you that I got a PROBLEM with you". I love that damn Peter!!!

That.is.all.

[Edited 11/29/10 4:42am]

I'm inclined to side with Greg. NeNe done gone Hollywood on his ass and he doesn't like it. He may not say much, but he's much more articulate than she is!

Shyra said:

missfee said:

I don't know why but I loved last night's episode. Think I need to see it again

I think my mouth dropped a few times...let's break it down on each time:

1) Kandi's online sex talk show. I don't why them heffas be trying to act like they are virgins or something. I mean dangit, act like you know how to fuck....or maybe you don't....

2) Sheree getting the verbal smackdown by the Dr. or No-Dr. Muhammed. I have to admit, even if homeboy is a phony doctor or not, he made a hell of a lot of honest and truthful points about Sheree's shallow, stuck up ass. He sort of brought her ass down from her "My shit-don't-stank" attitude. And when he told her "So a man got to feed you just to talk to you???" Those were my exact thoughts as well. I'm glad he called her out on her concerns of just trying to find out how much money he makes instead of getting to know him for him. I had to stand up and when he left her "I can't believe this fool just left me hanging at the table" mouth wide open when she got rejected....especially when she had it in her mind that she dropped him for "lying" to her.

First of all let me speak further on this. I knew after she let her "guests" ambush him at the spade card party that this dude, sincere or not, was not going to be fucking with her ass no more. You just don't do that to folks. Even NeNe told Sheree when she kind of got her alone what she "thought" she knew about him but wasn't for sure, but she didn't tell it right off the bat in FRONT OF EVERYBODY. Then after more and more people got curious about him and was asking him stuff based on only what they have heard about him, Sheree should have jumped in and said "okay, look I know you all want to know stuff, but right now isn't the time so I'll appreciate it if you stop with the inquisiting questions please, thank you". Then all she had to do was let him stay behind after they left and ask him some things herself. It just appears to me that she took her friend's opinions and the rumors about ole' dude and ran with it. Then she walks up to the cafe to meet him like she been "hurt" or deceived. If anything, that man was deceived by your fakeness Sheree.

3) Damn Greg was cold as ice to NeNe last night. When he told her "Well I don't know you anymore either, SORRY" with that nasty ass attitude I was like NeNe did bring up some quality points with him last night as well. I mean what idiot would talk to some dude that appears doesn't know him very well about personal issues? I was even like when I heard what Greg was saying on the recording. You can tell that all respect was lost on both sides in the marriage. So what gives...did they ever get a divorce or did they eventually work it out?

4) The preview for next week is out of this world. The only part I need to see to make my week is to watch Peter tell NeNe on the phone with his "fuck you" attitude is "No NeNe, I don't have a PROBLEM telling you that I got a PROBLEM with you". I love that damn Peter!!!

That.is.all.

[Edited 11/29/10 4:42am]

I'm inclined to side with Greg. NeNe done gone Hollywood on his ass and he doesn't like it. He may not say much, but he's much more articulate than she is!

NO Greg seem like a damn loner who does not really have any type of real firends....thats why he out and going to talk damn radio promoter as if shit was not going to go down.

lawd....

Hmmmm comments about the show...

1-Phaedra gets minus 100 points for all those faces she made. I know there's such a thing as the new mommy jitters, but DANG! She's acting like a little kid almost with the comments about him being Chinese and whatnot. And still with that selfish attitude. Talking about what she could do, and now she's "chained to a baby"....:whoafarted: say what? And then that whole thing with her and Apollo rubbed me the wrong way. He's carrying her up the stairs first. Closed the door, THEN got the baby. That just might be me being crazy, but uh...rude much?

2-Kandi is a horndog flat out. Celibacy will do that to you, I guess. Some people just aren't that comfortable talking about it. And considering the fact that it's the houswives and it's online, I don't blame those women. Drama with them and tabloids....hmmm...one could easily take something too far, MTO would have a field day, and all of a sudden their "insiders" would be telling you they saw so-and-so at a a Swiger's affair or at some sort of kinky sex shop. They probably do have high freak numbers. They just don't think it's our biz.

3-Kim's kid and that celibacy ring. Not too much to say here but this--forget the teen influence. The way that girl seems to want to emulate her ma is enough for me. Who knows, she might follow through.

4-Sheree and the "doc-tor"....ugh! I hated that whole thing and I wanted her to just snatch those papers. He was full of crap talking about what she wasn't doing to cover up what he NEVER told her all along. A liar! And he just walked away like he was so right and so over it. Hmmph! I hope she doesn't entertain that bald-headed fool and his lame slick talk. She lowered her standards a bit too much.

5-NeNe and Greg.... First of all, that "friend" wasn't too much of a friend if he's going around recording conversations or whatever. But Greg should have calmed down before deciding to go offf and rant. Being fresh from an argument to rant to a friend whom I guess is "popular" was a bad idea. Now it's out there and maybe the world wasn't supposed to see it yet. I can easily see where that hurt NeNe. This plan of hers backfired but it seems like the only thing left to do.

He was SO icy towards her, not even listening or caring what she had to say. "Are you done" and "thank you for your time...." Another cat who wants to act "over it" because someone is trying to get an honest conversation out. It was like he didn't care she was hurt period! I could hear the hurt and pain in her voice. What did he do? Sit there with the same blank look. No guilt. Whether she went "Hollywood" or not as Greg put it, he should have kept his mouth shut. I don't even recall him saying sorry. He just walked away and left it raw. That wasn't fair.

Well if he doesn't want to talk it out, I say don't keep beating on a dead horse. Besides, seems like she's got bigger fish to fry with what's his face over his "problem" with her. I want to see THAT.

paisleypark4 said:

Shyra said:

I'm inclined to side with Greg. NeNe done gone Hollywood on his ass and he doesn't like it. He may not say much, but he's much more articulate than she is!

NO Greg seem like a damn loner who does not really have any type of real firends....thats why he out and going to talk damn radio promoter as if shit was not going to go down.

lawd....

Don't he look like he could cook some good catfish and ribs?

I'm sorta chained to dis baby . . . Ummm, ain't that how that shit works???

That heffa crazy!

Who cares if the baby miserable as long as it's fashionable

But why that bitch stole my make believe, pretend, fantasy baby name, Aiden???

SCNDLS said:

I'm sorta chained to dis baby . . . Ummm, ain't that how that shit works???

That heffa crazy!

Who cares if the baby miserable as long as it's fashionable

But why that bitch stole my make believe, pretend, fantasy baby name, Aiden???

GURL...

that damned Phaedra.

How Apollo gon take, no carry her ass in the house and up the stairs and leave the baby in the car to come back for later ???

and what is with her obsession with all things Greek? Lawd, the child's midle name is Adonis. Now we got Phaedra, Apollo, and Adonis...I'd lay my last dime that this heffa ain't seen no parts of Greece in her damn life

[Edited 11/30/10 1:49am]

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Hmmmm comments about the show...

1-Phaedra gets minus 100 points for all those faces she made. I know there's such a thing as the new mommy jitters, but DANG! She's acting like a little kid almost with the comments about him being Chinese and whatnot. And still with that selfish attitude. Talking about what she could do, and now she's "chained to a baby"....:whoafarted: say what? And then that whole thing with her and Apollo rubbed me the wrong way. He's carrying her up the stairs first. Closed the door, THEN got the baby. That just might be me being crazy, but uh...rude much?

2-Kandi is a horndog flat out. Celibacy will do that to you, I guess. Some people just aren't that comfortable talking about it. And considering the fact that it's the houswives and it's online, I don't blame those women. Drama with them and tabloids....hmmm...one could easily take something too far, MTO would have a field day, and all of a sudden their "insiders" would be telling you they saw so-and-so at a a Swiger's affair or at some sort of kinky sex shop. They probably do have high freak numbers. They just don't think it's our biz.

3-Kim's kid and that celibacy ring. Not too much to say here but this--forget the teen influence. The way that girl seems to want to emulate her ma is enough for me. Who knows, she might follow through.

4-Sheree and the "doc-tor"....ugh! I hated that whole thing and I wanted her to just snatch those papers. He was full of crap talking about what she wasn't doing to cover up what he NEVER told her all along. A liar! And he just walked away like he was so right and so over it. Hmmph! I hope she doesn't entertain that bald-headed fool and his lame slick talk. She lowered her standards a bit too much.

5-NeNe and Greg.... First of all, that "friend" wasn't too much of a friend if he's going around recording conversations or whatever. But Greg should have calmed down before deciding to go offf and rant. Being fresh from an argument to rant to a friend whom I guess is "popular" was a bad idea. Now it's out there and maybe the world wasn't supposed to see it yet. I can easily see where that hurt NeNe. This plan of hers backfired but it seems like the only thing left to do.

He was SO icy towards her, not even listening or caring what she had to say. "Are you done" and "thank you for your time...." Another cat who wants to act "over it" because someone is trying to get an honest conversation out. It was like he didn't care she was hurt period! I could hear the hurt and pain in her voice. What did he do? Sit there with the same blank look. No guilt. Whether she went "Hollywood" or not as Greg put it, he should have kept his mouth shut. I don't even recall him saying sorry. He just walked away and left it raw. That wasn't fair.

Well if he doesn't want to talk it out, I say don't keep beating on a dead horse. Besides, seems like she's got bigger fish to fry with what's his face over his "problem" with her. I want to see THAT.

Excellent analysis! !

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Hmmmm comments about the show...

1-Phaedra gets minus 100 points for all those faces she made. I know there's such a thing as the new mommy jitters, but DANG! She's acting like a little kid almost with the comments about him being Chinese and whatnot. And still with that selfish attitude. Talking about what she could do, and now she's "chained to a baby"....:whoafarted: say what? And then that whole thing with her and Apollo rubbed me the wrong way. He's carrying her up the stairs first. Closed the door, THEN got the baby. That just might be me being crazy, but uh...rude much?

2-Kandi is a horndog flat out. Celibacy will do that to you, I guess. Some people just aren't that comfortable talking about it. And considering the fact that it's the houswives and it's online, I don't blame those women. Drama with them and tabloids....hmmm...one could easily take something too far, MTO would have a field day, and all of a sudden their "insiders" would be telling you they saw so-and-so at a a Swiger's affair or at some sort of kinky sex shop. They probably do have high freak numbers. They just don't think it's our biz.

3-Kim's kid and that celibacy ring. Not too much to say here but this--forget the teen influence. The way that girl seems to want to emulate her ma is enough for me. Who knows, she might follow through.

4-Sheree and the "doc-tor"....ugh! I hated that whole thing and I wanted her to just snatch those papers. He was full of crap talking about what she wasn't doing to cover up what he NEVER told her all along. A liar! And he just walked away like he was so right and so over it. Hmmph! I hope she doesn't entertain that bald-headed fool and his lame slick talk. She lowered her standards a bit too much.

5-NeNe and Greg.... First of all, that "friend" wasn't too much of a friend if he's going around recording conversations or whatever. But Greg should have calmed down before deciding to go offf and rant. Being fresh from an argument to rant to a friend whom I guess is "popular" was a bad idea. Now it's out there and maybe the world wasn't supposed to see it yet. I can easily see where that hurt NeNe. This plan of hers backfired but it seems like the only thing left to do.

He was SO icy towards her, not even listening or caring what she had to say. "Are you done" and "thank you for your time...." Another cat who wants to act "over it" because someone is trying to get an honest conversation out. It was like he didn't care she was hurt period! I could hear the hurt and pain in her voice. What did he do? Sit there with the same blank look. No guilt. Whether she went "Hollywood" or not as Greg put it, he should have kept his mouth shut. I don't even recall him saying sorry. He just walked away and left it raw. That wasn't fair.

Well if he doesn't want to talk it out, I say don't keep beating on a dead horse. Besides, seems like she's got bigger fish to fry with what's his face over his "problem" with her. I want to see THAT.

As for Greg, he's still my nucca. We have NO idea what's BEEN going on for months or years before the cameras were rolling. Nene is a showboating, self-centered shrew. I couldn't imagine living with her for 13 years without choking that bitch the hell out.

Not excusing whatever Greg did or did not do, but ya'll are NUTS if you think Nene is easy to live with and has clean hands. Nene has always been a climber and used Greg's money to get on the show at all costs even tho they couldn't afford it. Greg has always shown himself to be rational and the voice of reason among these wackadoos. So, I can overlook one lapse in judgment. We've all vented and said personal things to friends in frustration so I'ma blame dude for recording a private convo.

Maybe his current attitude is a result of years of dealing with her bullshit. His reaction strikes me as that of a man who has had all he can take and he's just biding his time until he can make moves to be outta there. Nene relishes getting all up in his grill and emasculating him. No man worth his salt is gonna tolerate that and if he can't do anything about the situation he's, naturally, gonna shut down and let her rant and rave like she ALWAYS does.

How you gon' shop for an abstinence ring for your daughter, while you're dressed like a hooker, spending dough you got from a married man???

Chile, please, lay down somewhere before you hurt yourself.

SCNDLS said:

How you gon' shop for an abstinence ring for your daughter, while you're dressed like a hooker, spending dough you got from a married man???

Chile, please, lay down somewhere before you hurt yourself.

Remember when she said a few shows back some mess that went something like, "I just hope she retains my good values"

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

How you gon' shop for an abstinence ring for your daughter, while you're dressed like a hooker, spending dough you got from a married man???

Chile, please, lay down somewhere before you hurt yourself.

Remember when she said a few shows back some mess that went something like, "I just hope she retains my good values"

IIRC, the word she used was "morals" which is even worse.

But I do like her parents, and the scene with Khandi's family was really sweet. But, is it me, or is Khandi getting REALLY full of yourself with the whole "we made her hot" and "we made a hit song" bullshit? Ummmmm, when's the last time Khandi had a real hit? So why she ackin' like she's Quincy Jones and produced Thriller in this bitch? She my girl and all that, but that song and dance is getting old. Hell, why wouldn't you focus on getting paid and give them sorry songs to Rihanna or Katy Perry or some other non-singing hussy with a higher profile? She startin' to irk me with that shit.

[Edited 11/30/10 5:05am]

They#re slowly getting their blogs up on Bravo for this episode: here's Nene's;

NeNe Leakes

The Breaking Point

NeNe talks about her heartbreaking blowout with Gregg.

Sheree and Lawrence talking about me and Gregg ... it just goes to show you that there are really people in the world that want to see you fail. That whole scene with them was just phoney to me! I didn't buy it!

Gregg and I have held it together for years, but my breaking point has come. I'm one hell of a woman, and I am nobody's fool. When the person you love and trust betrays you, it has got to be one of the worst feelings. Having that moment with Gregg was so much bigger than you saw. I was really hurting! I felt Gregg was an emotionless wall that was cold with no remorse. The pain in my stomach was unreal, and my heart was heavy! I had been accused of cheating and doing Gregg wrong in the press and on blogs everywhere. I wanted to spit it all out and say some horrible things, but I wanted to handle this situation like a lady as best I could. I was hearing things like Gregg was this good guy that had done all this great stuff for me. Yes, Gregg is a good guy, but that doesn't mean Gregg is a good husband. All I can say is, I'm tired! Only I know what I've been through! My happiness and independence means everything to me, and I want to follow my heart, but I'm scared! I'm taking baby steps, but I hope I've been brave enough for all the women that couldn't! I hope I was able to show my children what a strong woman looks like and stands for! I will only accept loyalty and trust! My happiness is everything to me!

Keep me in your prayers, and thank you for all the love and support during this really trying time for me!

Love,

NeNe

bboy87 said:

That chick Phaedra is gonna be the worse mother in reality TV history

and who's Tracy? I knew Kim dabbled in the cooch at times

Some dj chick she hooked up with last summer. Kim fake ass was killing me when she was talking about "Oh, I just don't talk about sex openly."

Heffa, didn't you give full interview to Us magazine to announce you were dippin' in the lady pond??? You didn't tell your friends and family first, you gave an interview to a national magazine. Bitch, please!

Cynthia, as usual, had me cracking up in her blog. Miss Cyndi B is a mess:

Cynthia Bailey

Luscious Needs a Licence

Cynthia talks about her time on 'Kandi Koated Nights' and answers some of your questions.

Things that made me giggle, cringe, or just left me confused:

1. What are you looking at your watch for? Because it's on my wrist, and I can. He has a point, I saw it with my own two eyes, and it was definitely on his wrist.

2. What is my freak number? First of all, who feels like changing pee-pee sheets after sex? Second, I still believe food products "down there" is a yeast infection waiting to happen. And thirdly at the end of the day it just feels like way too much work. I would be pissed if Noelle had an "accident," and peed in the bed. How would I explain mommy peeing in the bed?

3. I still never figured out if Dr. Muhammad (I want drop the Dr. until I know for sure) is a doctor or not. Am I the only one still confused? This is supposed to be a "yes" or "no" question, right?

4. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. I actually tested this out with my brother's dog Dusty, and it was true. As long as my car was parked, crickets. The minute I pulled off, he lost it!

5. Prove you are a woman, and I will prove I am a doctor. I have to be honest, I almost kind of like this guy for Sheree. He really pushes her buttons. But then again, I'm a Pisces, I like everybody.

6. Have I ever peed on anyone? Intentionally? Not yet, but I plan on peeing on Peter after I finish writing this blog to boost my freak number. That should raise it at least 5 points. Sorry, Peter.

7. I guess they were not a match made in heaven. Nothing like your friends showing support when your world is crashing down around you. Did someone pull down the shade?

8. Anal sex should be higher than a 7, at least a 12. I was with NeNe on this one. I say you should also earn double points and free tickets to SIX FLAGS.

9. I was going way out of my element to even go out on a date with you! What does everybody have against the Hoilday Inn?

10. Give me back all the vacations, my labor pains, the shoes off your feet, the shirt off your back, the sausage and eggs you ate for breakfast, the pillow you sleep on at night, the coughdrop I gave you when you had a cold, the stamp I gave you to mail a letter, the air inside the house you breathe. Give me that back! You betta preach NeNe, just take it all back girl.

Ottensen said:

They#re slowly getting their blogs up on Bravo for this episode: here's Nene's;

NeNe Leakes

The Breaking Point

NeNe talks about her heartbreaking blowout with Gregg.

Sheree and Lawrence talking about me and Gregg ... it just goes to show you that there are really people in the world that want to see you fail. That whole scene with them was just phoney to me! I didn't buy it!

Gregg and I have held it together for years, but my breaking point has come. I'm one hell of a woman, and I am nobody's fool. When the person you love and trust betrays you, it has got to be one of the worst feelings. Having that moment with Gregg was so much bigger than you saw. I was really hurting! I felt Gregg was an emotionless wall that was cold with no remorse. The pain in my stomach was unreal, and my heart was heavy! I had been accused of cheating and doing Gregg wrong in the press and on blogs everywhere. I wanted to spit it all out and say some horrible things, but I wanted to handle this situation like a lady as best I could. I was hearing things like Gregg was this good guy that had done all this great stuff for me. Yes, Gregg is a good guy, but that doesn't mean Gregg is a good husband. All I can say is, I'm tired! Only I know what I've been through! My happiness and independence means everything to me, and I want to follow my heart, but I'm scared! I'm taking baby steps, but I hope I've been brave enough for all the women that couldn't! I hope I was able to show my children what a strong woman looks like and stands for! I will only accept loyalty and trust! My happiness is everything to me!

Keep me in your prayers, and thank you for all the love and support during this really trying time for me!

Love,

NeNe

How ironic is it that she says that about Sheree and Lawrence, where when I was watching the episode, I said the exact same thing to my boyfriend about how phony Sheree is. That's what some women do, they love it when somebody else is going through a rough time with their significant other.

SCNDLS said:

bboy87 said:

That chick Phaedra is gonna be the worse mother in reality TV history

and who's Tracy? I knew Kim dabbled in the cooch at times

Some dj chick she hooked up with last summer. Kim fake ass was killing me when she was talking about "Oh, I just don't talk about sex openly."

Heffa, didn't you give full interview to Us magazine to announce you were dippin' in the lady pond??? You didn't tell your friends and family first, you gave an interview to a national magazine. Bitch, please!

First she informs us via a national weekly that she's a switch hitter, now she's on the cover of another one informing us that she's pregnant by some young buck she just met less than a year ago- not exactly discreet !

...and yes, I agree with bboy that Phaedra is going down as the worst mother we've seen on tv. Kate Gosselin was a shrew for a wife, but before she went all Hollywood that b**ch was a hands on momma, for real. I can't imagine how many "CPS adjacent" type situations Adonis will be put into before he hits 2 years old.

Ottensen said:

Cynthia, as usual, had me cracking up in her blog. Miss Cyndi B is a mess:

Cynthia Bailey

Luscious Needs a Licence

Cynthia talks about her time on 'Kandi Koated Nights' and answers some of your questions.

Things that made me giggle, cringe, or just left me confused:

1. What are you looking at your watch for? Because it's on my wrist, and I can. He has a point, I saw it with my own two eyes, and it was definitely on his wrist.

2. What is my freak number? First of all, who feels like changing pee-pee sheets after sex? Second, I still believe food products "down there" is a yeast infection waiting to happen. And thirdly at the end of the day it just feels like way too much work. I would be pissed if Noelle had an "accident," and peed in the bed. How would I explain mommy peeing in the bed?

3. I still never figured out if Dr. Muhammad (I want drop the Dr. until I know for sure) is a doctor or not. Am I the only one still confused? This is supposed to be a "yes" or "no" question, right?

4. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. I actually tested this out with my brother's dog Dusty, and it was true. As long as my car was parked, crickets. The minute I pulled off, he lost it!

5. Prove you are a woman, and I will prove I am a doctor. I have to be honest, I almost kind of like this guy for Sheree. He really pushes her buttons. But then again, I'm a Pisces, I like everybody.

6. Have I ever peed on anyone? Intentionally? Not yet, but I plan on peeing on Peter after I finish writing this blog to boost my freak number. That should raise it at least 5 points. Sorry, Peter.

7. I guess they were not a match made in heaven. Nothing like your friends showing support when your world is crashing down around you. Did someone pull down the shade?

8. Anal sex should be higher than a 7, at least a 12. I was with NeNe on this one. I say you should also earn double points and free tickets to SIX FLAGS.

9. I was going way out of my element to even go out on a date with you! What does everybody have against the Hoilday Inn?

10. Give me back all the vacations, my labor pains, the shoes off your feet, the shirt off your back, the sausage and eggs you ate for breakfast, the pillow you sleep on at night, the coughdrop I gave you when you had a cold, the stamp I gave you to mail a letter, the air inside the house you breathe. Give me that back! You betta preach NeNe, just take it all back girl.

BONUS

The size of Mr. Luscious's (aka Mr. Bladder Infection) pee-pee. Does that thing come with a leash or papers? He should have to have some kind of permit or a license! I would have to get something in writing, somebody could really get hurt.

Q and A

Yes, Peter is Jamaican, that's the accent you guys are hearing.

Yes, Peter put the engagement ring on the wrong hand. He was crazy nervous, and I was too surprised to notice until you guys pointed it out. I have since corrected this.

Yes, Peter really does have five beautiful kids. Six including Noelle.

Yes, when I wear my hair short and spiky it is my real hair. The long hair is a weave, obviously.

Yes, NeNe and I really are good friends, and she is not interested in Peter. Trust me, all they do is argue, but she does like chocolate men. No disrespect to my light skinned brothers.

Yes, I really am from Alabama. Grew up in Tuscumbia. Shout out to all my people in Bama! Love y'all!

Yes, I really did take the leftovers home from the wedding tasting, and the filet mignon did make a great sandwich. I split it with Peter.

Yes, when I say my friend Boris, I am referring to Boris Kodjoe. Nicole and Boris a great friends of mine, and I love them both dearly. They actually helped convince me to move to Atlanta and they have since moved back to LA. Thanks guys.

Yes, Leon (Noelle's dad) was in The Five Heartbeats, Temptations, Waiting to Exhale, Cool Runnings, Cliffhanger, Women of Brewster Place, Oz, and I forget the movie he did with Tupac. There's more that I'm probably forgetting. Oh, Maddona's Like a Prayer music video, he was the black angel.

Yes, I am really going to do a beauty blog and give modeling advice. It's coming.

Yes, I gave more than $20 at Sheree's Dancing Stars of Atlanta event. I think I speak for the rest of the girls that attended; we were not informed that it was a charity event. We just thought we were invited to watch her perform. I gave what I was comfortable giving, and if anyone wanted to give $1,000 they should have, regardless of what the rest of the table was doing. The only money that I count is mine.

Think I answered all the questions from my comments, so let me know if I left anything out.

In closing, let me introduce you guys to my BFF Kithe Brewster. We have been friends for the past 20 years, and we have been through a lot together. When I was pregnant with Noelle and had to be rushed to the emergency room because of complications, he was right by my side. Leon was in LA shooting The Little Richard Story (Oops! Forgot to list that one), and I was in NYC. He also threw Noelle's 1st birthday party (Leon and I were away working), and we were so grateful that Kithe and Lydia (Noelle's nanny of nine years) came through for us. Kithe and Noelle have always had a special bond, and they are very close today.

Brewster is a huge celebrity stylist to the stars (just Google him, if you don't believe me), and he has made women from Julianne Moore to Heidi Klum fashionistas. He has always been there for Noelle and I, and we are fortunate to have him in our lives. He has my back and I trust him completely.

Follow me on twitter @cynthiabailey10 and friend me on FACEBOOK. Love you guys!

Kisses,

Miss Cindi B

Wait a minute??? Did I just read that she actually missed her daughter's first birthday party and entrusted a BFF to do it for her???

I love Cynthia, she's so classy, clever, and down to earth.

I love how she handles when Peter shows his ass. She's lets him be the man, but does check him, in a nice non-insulting way, when needed. In the car when Peter 'bout to go in on Nene, Cynthia just bowed her head like, "This nucca finna do the fool, but that's my man and my name is Wes and I ain't in that mess!"

I'm trying to figure out how Phaedra's slave of a husband can put up with all those "you disgust me" faces and when he is gonna pop off and slap her for being so dayum bossy and stupid. She is making him look like a puss on national TV--he better not ever go back to prison cuz he will be viewed as a punk for sure. Now...if Phaedra has any clients after this show, people need to get their heads examined....that chick is soooooooo stupid.

I can hear her now.... "ya onna....ummm...I wanna file dis lotion to a men's odor...." (makes disgusted face while she thinks) "oh well.....I mean something about changing this order...yea....a motion...I think its called a request for a men's mint...." (another face)..."wait...not a mint, a ment...yea...ahhhhmenz ment......what's the word? amendment....." (confused look with side of lip up) "motion for amendment ya honna"

missfee said:

Ottensen said:

Cynthia, as usual, had me cracking up in her blog. Miss Cyndi B is a mess:

Cynthia Bailey

Luscious Needs a Licence

Cynthia talks about her time on 'Kandi Koated Nights' and answers some of your questions.

Things that made me giggle, cringe, or just left me confused:

1. What are you looking at your watch for? Because it's on my wrist, and I can. He has a point, I saw it with my own two eyes, and it was definitely on his wrist.

2. What is my freak number? First of all, who feels like changing pee-pee sheets after sex? Second, I still believe food products "down there" is a yeast infection waiting to happen. And thirdly at the end of the day it just feels like way too much work. I would be pissed if Noelle had an "accident," and peed in the bed. How would I explain mommy peeing in the bed?

3. I still never figured out if Dr. Muhammad (I want drop the Dr. until I know for sure) is a doctor or not. Am I the only one still confused? This is supposed to be a "yes" or "no" question, right?

4. Dogs don't bark at parked cars. I actually tested this out with my brother's dog Dusty, and it was true. As long as my car was parked, crickets. The minute I pulled off, he lost it!

5. Prove you are a woman, and I will prove I am a doctor. I have to be honest, I almost kind of like this guy for Sheree. He really pushes her buttons. But then again, I'm a Pisces, I like everybody.

6. Have I ever peed on anyone? Intentionally? Not yet, but I plan on peeing on Peter after I finish writing this blog to boost my freak number. That should raise it at least 5 points. Sorry, Peter.

7. I guess they were not a match made in heaven. Nothing like your friends showing support when your world is crashing down around you. Did someone pull down the shade?

8. Anal sex should be higher than a 7, at least a 12. I was with NeNe on this one. I say you should also earn double points and free tickets to SIX FLAGS.

9. I was going way out of my element to even go out on a date with you! What does everybody have against the Hoilday Inn?

10. Give me back all the vacations, my labor pains, the shoes off your feet, the shirt off your back, the sausage and eggs you ate for breakfast, the pillow you sleep on at night, the coughdrop I gave you when you had a cold, the stamp I gave you to mail a letter, the air inside the house you breathe. Give me that back! You betta preach NeNe, just take it all back girl.

BONUS

The size of Mr. Luscious's (aka Mr. Bladder Infection) pee-pee. Does that thing come with a leash or papers? He should have to have some kind of permit or a license! I would have to get something in writing, somebody could really get hurt.

Q and A

Yes, Peter is Jamaican, that's the accent you guys are hearing.

Yes, Peter put the engagement ring on the wrong hand. He was crazy nervous, and I was too surprised to notice until you guys pointed it out. I have since corrected this.

Yes, Peter really does have five beautiful kids. Six including Noelle.

Yes, when I wear my hair short and spiky it is my real hair. The long hair is a weave, obviously.

Yes, NeNe and I really are good friends, and she is not interested in Peter. Trust me, all they do is argue, but she does like chocolate men. No disrespect to my light skinned brothers.

Yes, I really am from Alabama. Grew up in Tuscumbia. Shout out to all my people in Bama! Love y'all!

Yes, I really did take the leftovers home from the wedding tasting, and the filet mignon did make a great sandwich. I split it with Peter.

Yes, when I say my friend Boris, I am referring to Boris Kodjoe. Nicole and Boris a great friends of mine, and I love them both dearly. They actually helped convince me to move to Atlanta and they have since moved back to LA. Thanks guys.

Yes, Leon (Noelle's dad) was in The Five Heartbeats, Temptations, Waiting to Exhale, Cool Runnings, Cliffhanger, Women of Brewster Place, Oz, and I forget the movie he did with Tupac. There's more that I'm probably forgetting. Oh, Maddona's Like a Prayer music video, he was the black angel.

Yes, I am really going to do a beauty blog and give modeling advice. It's coming.

Yes, I gave more than $20 at Sheree's Dancing Stars of Atlanta event. I think I speak for the rest of the girls that attended; we were not informed that it was a charity event. We just thought we were invited to watch her perform. I gave what I was comfortable giving, and if anyone wanted to give $1,000 they should have, regardless of what the rest of the table was doing. The only money that I count is mine.

Think I answered all the questions from my comments, so let me know if I left anything out.

In closing, let me introduce you guys to my BFF Kithe Brewster. We have been friends for the past 20 years, and we have been through a lot together. When I was pregnant with Noelle and had to be rushed to the emergency room because of complications, he was right by my side. Leon was in LA shooting The Little Richard Story (Oops! Forgot to list that one), and I was in NYC. He also threw Noelle's 1st birthday party (Leon and I were away working), and we were so grateful that Kithe and Lydia (Noelle's nanny of nine years) came through for us. Kithe and Noelle have always had a special bond, and they are very close today.

Brewster is a huge celebrity stylist to the stars (just Google him, if you don't believe me), and he has made women from Julianne Moore to Heidi Klum fashionistas. He has always been there for Noelle and I, and we are fortunate to have him in our lives. He has my back and I trust him completely.

Follow me on twitter @cynthiabailey10 and friend me on FACEBOOK. Love you guys!

Kisses,

Miss Cindi B

Wait a minute??? Did I just read that she actually missed her daughter's first birthday party and entrusted a BFF to do it for her???

That's how the industry is though. Models have a particularly short shelf life and time period to work, so I wouldn't be surprised that if it came down to working a 10 day catalog shoot (where I know Cynthia would have been making upwards of 5-7,000 a day at that time), and being there to plan and execute the baby's party, she would have sacrificed and made sure she had 50-70 grand (minus the agent's 15%) to stock away for their future. Kinda rough, I know. But those are the decisions you have to make when you're not the uber gazillion dollar a year making models like we saw in the 90's (Naommi, Cindy, Linda E. and all those girls). You got 10 years to reach the zenith of money making potential to set you up for your entire life, and that's it.

StillGotIt said:

I'm trying to figure out how Phaedra's slave of a husband can put up with all those "you disgust me" faces and when he is gonna pop off and slap her for being so dayum bossy and stupid. She is making him look like a puss on national TV--he better not ever go back to prison cuz he will be viewed as a punk for sure. Now...if Phaedra has any clients after this show, people need to get their heads examined....that chick is soooooooo stupid.

I can hear her now.... "ya onna....ummm...I wanna file dis lotion to a men's odor...." (makes disgusted face while she thinks) "oh well.....I mean something about changing this order...yea....a motion...I think its called a request for a men's mint...." (another face)..."wait...not a mint, a ment...yea...ahhhhmenz ment......what's the word? amendment....." (confused look with side of lip up) "motion for amendment ya honna"

Her faces are sooooo fuckin' exKra! I'm surprised her mama didn't beat that outta her.

I couldn't even LOOK like I was thinking about curling my lip or rolling my eyes in my mama's general direction without getting my lip bust!

[Edited 11/30/10 6:40am]