DesireeNevermind said:

Shyra said:

STOP!!!

Oh, hep me, lawd! I'm not one to talk about folks' chirren, but um, that oldest chile...

And that baby don't look too promisin either, y'all. Just sayin...

I can't call an ugly chile cute...JUS CAINT! I'm bout to say "yo baby look just like you" and hope the convo ends wit dat.

Joe even told that child she was ugly when he was driving Teresa and the girls to that fashion show Gia was a part of. Poor child was crying in the car. I kind of felt sorry for her lil ugly ass, um I mean, less than pretty ass...

Shyra said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I can't call an ugly chile cute...JUS CAINT! I'm bout to say "yo baby look just like you" and hope the convo ends wit dat.

Joe even told that child she was ugly when he was driving Teresa and the girls to that fashion show Gia was a part of. Poor child was crying in the car. I kind of felt sorry for her lil ugly ass, um I mean, less than pretty ass...

And that crying didn't help her at ALL. I don't think any of those no-neck kids are cute. The baby MIGHT have a chance but we gotta see how her hairline comes in.

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

True dat! I saw the Godfather that's what Sonny was doing.

[Edited 10/28/10 9:23am]

I hate to generalize, but..in Italy themen are so known for cheating. In Italy mistresses are so common it's not even funny, they're just never spoken about, because Italian women will still go after their husbands with cast iron skillets and after the woman with a butcher knife if you push 'em too hard

In his younger days joe was a fox before he got thick, though. Teresa needs to ease up on feeding dude those carbs.

Have you seen their wedding pics? Joe looks like a cinder block with a head attached. When she was calling him "juicy Joe" I was like

Teresa's brother is cute tho. I'm not sure if it's the same one she's beefing with now but People had a pic of them together when she was a kid and he's CUTE.

StillGotIt said:

Okay....I'm new to this housewives stuff....I'm tryng to play catchup...and whats worse is I'm late to this thread and I found the damn thread to be entertaining....if I miss the show, I'll just come to the org....

I think we should start our own show about the org.....SCNDLS and Desiree....I want to cast them first

[Edited 10/29/10 18:36pm]

You know OUR shit would have to be on HBO or Showtime tho. Cuz I'd suspect there'd be a lot of random dick swingin'.

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Joe even told that child she was ugly when he was driving Teresa and the girls to that fashion show Gia was a part of. Poor child was crying in the car. I kind of felt sorry for her lil ugly ass, um I mean, less than pretty ass...

And that crying didn't help her at ALL. I don't think any of those no-neck kids are cute. The baby MIGHT have a chance but we gotta see how her hairline comes in.

I don't know, girl. What with that big head and them features look particuarly Joeyfied...

My gutt is bubblin' y'all are killing me with these ugly child comments. I hate this PC world where you gotta pretend like every kid is a lil keyshia knight pullum or jon beney ramsey. Some kids is just ugly to the 10th power and aint nuthin outside a scalpel and some genetic alteration to do be done about it.

That oldest child of Teresa's is just strange looking....like she got the devil in her or sumthin'. I'm waiting for her to cough up pea soup any minute. And she talk like a lil gang member too. Too much attitude for her age.

Bryson, Nene's oldest son, lord I don't know what to say about him. He fucked up from head to toe. All I can say is Nene must have had terribly low self-esteem to allow herself to be knocked up by Bryson's daddy cuz lord knows if she knew what that child was gon look like she would have kept her legs closed.

Kim's kids - please...them chirren is drunk off human growth hormones and it need to stop! I aint seen kids that old looking since that Benjamin Buttons movie! That shit way beyond curious.

DesireeNevermind said:

My gutt is bubblin' y'all are killing me with these ugly child comments. I hate this PC world where you gotta pretend like every kid is a lil keyshia knight pullum or jon beney ramsey. Some kids is just ugly to the 10th power and aint nuthin outside a scalpel and some genetic alteration to do be done about it.

That oldest child of Teresa's is just strange looking....like she got the devil in her or sumthin'. I'm waiting for her to cough up pea soup any minute. And she talk like a lil gang member too. Too much attitude for her age.

Bryson, Nene's oldest son, lord I don't know what to say about him. He fucked up from head to toe. All I can say is Nene must have had terribly low self-esteem to allow herself to be knocked up by Bryson's daddy cuz lord knows if she knew what that child was gon look like she would have kept her legs closed.

Kim's kids - please...them chirren is drunk off human growth hormones and it need to stop! I aint seen kids that old looking since that Benjamin Buttons movie! That shit way beyond curious.

This right herre . . . this shit right HERRE . . .

Pregnancy photos with pickles...okay. I guess that's artistic.

OKAY. WHAT THE FUCK is this guy Sheree is out with right now????

Taking off his shirt in the middle of dinner???

Fuck off buddy.

Holy fuckin Phaedra.

The babys due when?

Your havin' the baby when?

Your how far along??

Chiiile, Phaedra is a LI-AR!!! Talking about "oh it's ok if the baby is born at 6 months as long as all the organs are formed blah blah" Heffa, you got pregnant before you were married. Just say it and stop frontin'!

Does Phaedra require this nucca to lounge around in a wifebeater at ALL times with his jailhouse tats on display??? Really, WTF??? And why Apollow looked WAY too comfy opening his mouf wide open to wrap his lips around that pickle. Lookin' like it took him back to his days on the yard.

Why I'ma have to get with Sheree on this right herre: Love ain't payin' nary bill!

He need to keep his shirt on, is nasty fingers to himself, and invest in some gatdamn Rogaine!!!

And what's with the teeth situation at her house??? Her son got TOO many in his mouth and her son-in-law is running on a dental deficit. Can we get a happy medium in this bish???

Quote of the night:

Nene: I don't like wearing brars cuz I paid money for my titties to stand up!

Another Nene gem: Phaedra and her ex-con husband . . . hmmm . . . great, that's how I want to spend my Mother's Day.

That heffa nuts.

SCNDLS said:

StillGotIt said:

Okay....I'm new to this housewives stuff....I'm tryng to play catchup...and whats worse is I'm late to this thread and I found the damn thread to be entertaining....if I miss the show, I'll just come to the org....

I think we should start our own show about the org.....SCNDLS and Desiree....I want to cast them first

[Edited 10/29/10 18:36pm]

You know OUR shit would have to be on HBO or Showtime tho. Cuz I'd suspect there'd be a lot of random dick swingin'.

Let the dickswinging begin!!! [img:$uid]http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm287tarzan.gif[/img:$uid]

Real housewives of the ORG...casting CALL!!!!!!

SCNDLS said:

Why I'ma have to get with Sheree on this right herre: Love ain't payin' nary bill!

He need to keep his shirt on, is nasty fingers to himself, and invest in some gatdamn Rogaine!!!

And what's with the teeth situation at her house??? Her son got TOO many in his mouth and her son-in-law is running on a dental deficit. Can we get a happy medium in this bish???

Dude is just nasty and seems like he might be fronting as if he has money.

He certainly has no class....fucking grape for a treat? Are you kidding me? and we wont even get into him wanting her to suck his fingers and then using a toast to get a kiss. Desperate nasty muthafugga

Now...that is two cheap ass no pay dates. Did you peep the pasta meal? WTF!!! I wonder if he's in deep debt or something..........

SCNDLS said:

Does Phaedra require this nucca to lounge around in a wifebeater at ALL times with his jailhouse tats on display??? Really, WTF??? And why Apollow looked WAY too comfy opening his mouf wide open to wrap his lips around that pickle. Lookin' like it took him back to his days on the yard.

I had to re-watch the show just for that. His lips looked too happy to partake of that pickle.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

I hate to generalize, but..in Italy themen are so known for cheating. In Italy mistresses are so common it's not even funny, they're just never spoken about, because Italian women will still go after their husbands with cast iron skillets and after the woman with a butcher knife if you push 'em too hard

In his younger days joe was a fox before he got thick, though. Teresa needs to ease up on feeding dude those carbs.

Have you seen their wedding pics? Joe looks like a cinder block with a head attached. When she was calling him "juicy Joe" I was like

Teresa's brother is cute tho. I'm not sure if it's the same one she's beefing with now but People had a pic of them together when she was a kid and he's CUTE.

Wa-wa-WAIT! I thought them younger pictures were with Joe

I only saw the 2nd half of the hot shitty mess of RHOA...but the mess I did see...wow. Phaedra can't even lie right talking about you can take the baby out at 6 months....WTF??? I was rolling when all of them was like "I ain't never heard no doctors say that"!!! LMAO. Trick, your pickle suckin' hubby knocked yo ass up before ya'll got married, duh. Like I said, I can't stand "holier than thou" bitches fronting like they the best thing since Jesus Christ.

My quote of the episode was when Phaedra asked the other ladies for mommy advice and NeNe blurts out, "KEEP THE BABY IN UNTIL ITS READY TO COME OUT!!!!" But what was even funnier was when NeNe admitted that she's a "lazy" sex partner and Peter blurted out "that's why you going through all the mess you going through right now".... My face was like he sure don't mind telling it like it is. I like Peter now

And also when NeNe was at the bra store with the other lady (I can't remember her name), is it me or does NeNe's stomach look like it's shaped funny? Could it be from the surgery? Her stomach just looks so unnatural...like it looks like it's suppose to be flabby but she's forcing it to be flat. Like her rolls of fat are fighting over each other...i dunno.

DesireeNevermind said:

My gutt is bubblin' y'all are killing me with these ugly child comments. I hate this PC world where you gotta pretend like every kid is a lil keyshia knight pullum or jon beney ramsey. Some kids is just ugly to the 10th power and aint nuthin outside a scalpel and some genetic alteration to do be done about it.

That oldest child of Teresa's is just strange looking....like she got the devil in her or sumthin'. I'm waiting for her to cough up pea soup any minute. And she talk like a lil gang member too. Too much attitude for her age.

Bryson, Nene's oldest son, lord I don't know what to say about him. He fucked up from head to toe. All I can say is Nene must have had terribly low self-esteem to allow herself to be knocked up by Bryson's daddy cuz lord knows if she knew what that child was gon look like she would have kept her legs closed.

Kim's kids - please...them chirren is drunk off human growth hormones and it need to stop! I aint seen kids that old looking since that Benjamin Buttons movie! That shit way beyond curious.

Girl, you need to be on a stage somewhere! Both you and SCNDLS! Both y'all gonna make me lose my damn job first thing this morning! Oh my lamb, I'm DYIN!

You're right about people and they chirren though. It's sad when a child is ugly and they parents think they're the most precious beings who walked the earth. Yeah, Bryson kinda hard to look at. That big ape head enough to scare a bitch. He's a dead ringer for Faye Wray's primate companion . But in her book, Nene claimed Bryson's father was good looking. Bitch musta had conjunctivitis or sumpin when she saw him for the first time and declared him handsome.

Kim's girls...well we already know where the oldest is headed. Already dating at freakin 13 years old. Hell, I couldn't even go out on a DOUBLE date until I was 16 and betta had my ass home by 10:00 PM!

Okay, let's move from Bravo on down the road to VH1. Is anyone watching Football Wives or Fantasia's show??? These football chicks are making my town look a mess. Plus most of these hoes are broke. WTF???

SCNDLS said:

Okay, let's move from Bravo on down the road to VH1. Is anyone watching Football Wives or Fantasia's show??? These football chicks are making my town look a mess. Plus most of these hoes are broke. WTF???

No, I haven't checked either of those out, but I heard on TMZ yesterday that one of the women on the Football Wives is on the shit list of the filming/production crew because she won't let them use any of her bathrooms in her house. They have to use a porta potty!

SCNDLS said:

Okay, let's move from Bravo on down the road to VH1. Is anyone watching Football Wives or Fantasia's show??? These football chicks are making my town look a mess. Plus most of these hoes are broke. WTF???

I've been watching Fantasia since somebody mentioned her show here last year. I like her Aunt Bunny

Football wives I didn't even know existed, but from what I've seen of athlete's wives/girlfriends, very few of them are independently wealthy on their own or have their own game going on. They make the Tamias, Holly Robinsons, Kim K.s and Kendras of the world look like Leona Helmsley in comparison to the rest of their lazy, non-entrepreneurial behinds

Shyra said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay, let's move from Bravo on down the road to VH1. Is anyone watching Football Wives or Fantasia's show??? These football chicks are making my town look a mess. Plus most of these hoes are broke. WTF???

No, I haven't checked either of those out, but I heard on TMZ yesterday that one of the women on the Football Wives is on the shit list of the filming/production crew because she won't let them use any of her bathrooms in her house. They have to use a porta potty!

Girl, these heffas are a mess. I'm watching it mostly for the aerial shots of Dallas and seeing them film in some of my hangouts. But Lawd I can't stand Pilar, Deion's wife. I was working for him when he was married to Wife #1 and cheating with Pilar. So to see her acting sooo superior is quite comical. Especially since Deion cheap ass keep her on a STRICT budget and prevents her from spending money.

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay, let's move from Bravo on down the road to VH1. Is anyone watching Football Wives or Fantasia's show??? These football chicks are making my town look a mess. Plus most of these hoes are broke. WTF???

I've been watching Fantasia since somebody mentioned her show here last year. I like her Aunt Bunny

Football wives I didn't even know existed, but from what I've seen of athlete's wives/girlfriends, very few of them are independently wealthy on their own or have their own game going on. They make the Tamias, Holly Robinsons, Kim K.s and Kendras of the world look like Leona Helmsley in comparison to the rest of their lazy, non-entrepreneurial behinds

There's something genuinely sweet and likeable about Tasia. I think she's soooo cute and her hair is always LAID but she's ruined herself wit all dem tats. That football player in her Bittersweet video was too thick FOINTE. And you know Aunt Bunny is my gurl. A friend of mine knows her and says she's a true fool but real cool. I could holla with her.

Now, Teeny, well he gon' always be Teeny.

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

No, I haven't checked either of those out, but I heard on TMZ yesterday that one of the women on the Football Wives is on the shit list of the filming/production crew because she won't let them use any of her bathrooms in her house. They have to use a porta potty!

Girl, these heffas are a mess. I'm watching it mostly for the aerial shots of Dallas and seeing them film in some of my hangouts. But Lawd I can't stand Pilar, Deion's wife. I was working for him when he was married to Wife #1 and cheating with Pilar. So to see her acting sooo superior is quite comical. Especially since Deion cheap ass keep her on a STRICT budget and prevents her from spending money.

Wait a minute, didn't Deion and Pilar have a reality show not too long ago???

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

Girl, these heffas are a mess. I'm watching it mostly for the aerial shots of Dallas and seeing them film in some of my hangouts. But Lawd I can't stand Pilar, Deion's wife. I was working for him when he was married to Wife #1 and cheating with Pilar. So to see her acting sooo superior is quite comical. Especially since Deion cheap ass keep her on a STRICT budget and prevents her from spending money.

Wait a minute, didn't Deion and Pilar have a reality show not too long ago???

Yeah, Prime TIme Love. I didn't watch it cuz I can't stand neither of them fools.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

I've been watching Fantasia since somebody mentioned her show here last year. I like her Aunt Bunny

Football wives I didn't even know existed, but from what I've seen of athlete's wives/girlfriends, very few of them are independently wealthy on their own or have their own game going on. They make the Tamias, Holly Robinsons, Kim K.s and Kendras of the world look like Leona Helmsley in comparison to the rest of their lazy, non-entrepreneurial behinds

There's something genuinely sweet and likeable about Tasia. I think she's soooo cute and her hair is always LAID but she's ruined herself wit all dem tats. That football player in her Bittersweet video was too thick FOINTE. And you know Aunt Bunny is my gurl. A friend of mine knows her and says she's a true fool but real cool. I could holla with her.

Now, Teeny, well he gon' always be Teeny.

Gurl, I couldn't have said it better myself!

..Teeny...Law-red, there are just no words

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

Wait a minute, didn't Deion and Pilar have a reality show not too long ago???

Yeah, Prime TIme Love. I didn't watch it cuz I can't stand neither of them fools.

I watched it, I thought it was hilarious!!! Especially with Deion travelling around his house on a motorized chair. I think one episode, his daughter was either going to the prom or going on a date or something and the guy she was going out with was some loser guy and Deion was grilling him left and right, that mess was too funny!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

No, I haven't checked either of those out, but I heard on TMZ yesterday that one of the women on the Football Wives is on the shit list of the filming/production crew because she won't let them use any of her bathrooms in her house. They have to use a porta potty!

Girl, these heffas are a mess. I'm watching it mostly for the aerial shots of Dallas and seeing them film in some of my hangouts. But Lawd I can't stand Pilar, Deion's wife. I was working for him when he was married to Wife #1 and cheating with Pilar. So to see her acting sooo superior is quite comical. Especially since Deion cheap ass keep her on a STRICT budget and prevents her from spending money.

THAT'S THE ONE THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT! And I think they said that she only had two bathrooms in her house? Damn! Is Deion THAT cheap? Hell, my little town house has 3 bathrooms!