The taxi driver says "So which part of England are you folks from?"
The old man replies "From Yorkshire"
The old lady says "What did he say?"
The old man says "He asked which part of England we are from and I said Yorkshire"
The taxi driver says "I've been to Yorkshire once. I stayed with an old couple.

The woman was horrible, a real b*tch, it put me off on ever going back to England!"
The old lady says "What did he say?"
The old man says "The driver says he knows you!"

very good

Good thing she was deaf.

I look forward to your jokes!

Have a great weekend!

Funk!

Have an awesome weekend folks!

1st weekend of the fall here!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

DAMN!!

They should have joined the swinging oldsters. Maybe she wouldn't have been such a bitch.

http://khmx.radio.com/201...n-england/

Pics Of The Oldest Official Swingers In England

There’s A Happily Married Couple In Their 70s Who’ve Been Swingers For 30 Years. It’s time for you to meet Britain’s oldest married swingers…… Ian and Jean Smith, from London, England. Ian is 70, and Jean is 75. And they’ve been swinging with random couples since the 1970s. By their count, that includes over 300 partner-swapping parties.

They tend to hit one swingers party a month, organized through a casual dating site called Forget Dinner. As in, “forget dinner and small talk, and go straight to the nasty.” They joined last year, and were officially recognized as the UK’s oldest swingers.

According to Ian, quote, “We love going out, meeting new people and, of course, getting to know those people intimately if the situation or opportunity arises. That’s why our relationship is so strong. We trust one other implicitly, but understand each other’s need for extra-marital encounters.”

As if that isn’t awesome enough, they’ve managed to have kids . . . we’re not sure how many . . . and eight grandkids. And best of all: Being on the swingers circuit so long means that Ian and Jean often meet people HALF their age.

funkpill said:

Co-sign.

boy, the OTHER swingers are sure lucky folken!