British Intelligence Agency Used Semen as Invisible Ink

A new book reveals that a member of MI6, the British spy agency, discovered during WWI that semen makes excellent invisible ink, and often deployed it in the field. The name of the man who discovered this? Mansfield Cumming.

but didn't the disgusting smell give it away?

Genesia said:

A new book reveals that a member of MI6, the British spy agency, discovered during WWI that semen makes excellent invisible ink, and often deployed it in the field. The name of the man who discovered this? Mansfield Cumming.

how does one exactly DISCOVER that?

by the way, that's not a pen you're grabbing sir.

Would certainly make writing love letters more personal.

CHIC0 said:

by the way, that's not a pen you're grabbing sir.

garganta said:

CHIC0 said:

by the way, that's not a pen you're grabbing sir.

CHIC0 said:

garganta said:

ha! don't play innocent with me!

garganta said:

CHIC0 said:

ha! don't play innocent with me!

i AM innocent!!

this place corrupts me.

CHIC0 said:

this place corrupts me.

and you like it!

garganta said:

CHIC0 said:

this place corrupts me.

and you like it!

maybe..... just a little.

depends on who's corrupting me.

There are a few orgers I'd like to give some hidden messages to, then.

Efan said:

There are a few orgers I'd like to give some hidden messages to, then.

So uh....people were never suspicious about "sticky" paper?

DesireeNevermind said:

So uh....people were never suspicious about "sticky" paper?

and if it's INVISIBLE.... what did they use to read it? put it under black light?? in which case, what is your junk made of.

That's just how the Brits roll I tell ya!

Eew....just Eeew.

It would have worked too, except the pen almost always gave it away.

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CHIC0 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

So uh....people were never suspicious about "sticky" paper?

and if it's INVISIBLE.... what did they use to read it? put it under black light?? in which case, what is your junk made of.

Or maybe the ole scratch n sniff.

My invisible ink penmanship is terrible. I can never hold the pen steady enough and the ink ends up everywhere.

DesireeNevermind said:

CHIC0 said:

and if it's INVISIBLE.... what did they use to read it? put it under black light?? in which case, what is your junk made of.

Or maybe the ole scratch n sniff.

logging off.....

I wonder what my pyjamas say....

ever chewed on your pen

and the ink get in your mouth?

it could have been a borrowed pen, too

not necessarily your own

never happened to me

just curious about it happening to others,tho

CHIC0 said:

Genesia said:

A new book reveals that a member of MI6, the British spy agency, discovered during WWI that semen makes excellent invisible ink, and often deployed it in the field. The name of the man who discovered this? Mansfield Cumming.

how does one exactly DISCOVER that?

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

Lammastide said:

CHIC0 said:

how does one exactly DISCOVER that?

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

mcmeekle said:

Lammastide said:

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

That's the funniest shit I've read on the org in ages.

mcmeekle said:

Lammastide said:

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

I love hubby's lemon meringue pies!

mcmeekle said:

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

brilliant

mcmeekle said:

Lammastide said:

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

Semen

mcmeekle said:

Lammastide said:

Exactly. And under what circumstances would an agent need to resort to this!?!?

For British folks, semen is usually the first port of call. Gravy too thin? Door squeaky? Want nicer meringues?

Shit! I'm moving to England and becoming a chef/handyman. I finally found my calling!