So this dude i used to talk to...well he was mentally abusive, or maybe i was overly sensative. either way, we couldn't see each other no more. Maybe im too physical, but if i tell you dude had me SPRUNG! SPROING!!!!! Gat damn! mentally? - on point. Spiritually - right there. The mufukka just draws me into him, or is that just my imagination? I cant handle him right now, but i want to MAKE LOVE TO HIS BODY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKKIN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my area all screamin n tingling at just the thought of being with him....n all we ever had was phone sex.

...Goddamned gorilla sonnofabitch!

Two words....

Cold shower.

If it's that twisted....run away.

i'M A DYCKAHOLIC.....:ILL: .....

Nothing. I owe you bish.....

[Edited 9/13/10 9:29am]

myfavorite said:

i'M A DYCKAHOLIC.....:ILL: .....

Nothing. I owe you bish.....

[Edited 9/13/10 9:29am]

Anytime

Wow. I think I'd be quite afraid of you if we ever met in real life.

myfavorite said:

So this dude i used to talk to...well he was mentally abusive, or maybe i was overly sensative. either way, we couldn't see each other no more. Maybe im too physical, but if i tell you dude had me SPRUNG! SPROING!!!!! Gat damn! mentally? - on point. Spiritually - right there. The mufukka just draws me into him, or is that just my imagination? I cant handle him right now, but i want to MAKE LOVE TO HIS BODY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKKIN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my area all screamin n tingling at just the thought of being with him....n all we ever had was phone sex.

...Goddamned gorilla sonnofabitch!

he sounds a lot like my ex. Oh Lord, they might be related.

well mmmmmkay, then.

Dave1992 said:

Wow. I think I'd be quite afraid of you if we ever met in real life.

why do you say that???

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I bet he's not even that good. I think you might be bringing most of the crazy sproingness, gatdamnedness to the table yourself.

myfavorite said:

...Goddamned gorilla sonnofabitch!

greatest compliment ever!

Vendetta1 said:

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right click-save,

myfavorite said:

So this dude i used to talk to...well he was mentally abusive, or maybe i was overly sensative. either way, we couldn't see each other no more. Maybe im too physical, but if i tell you dude had me SPRUNG! SPROING!!!!! Gat damn! mentally? - on point. Spiritually - right there. The mufukka just draws me into him, or is that just my imagination? I cant handle him right now, but i want to MAKE LOVE TO HIS BODY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKKIN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my area all screamin n tingling at just the thought of being with him....n all we ever had was phone sex.

...Goddamned gorilla sonnofabitch!

Have you ever thought of sending this in as a "Strawberry Letter" to the Steve Harvey Morning show? I would kill to hear their replies to your er um, dilemma.

i wish we had the steve harvey show here in texas!!! I'll look online to see....thanx ott...

Fauxie said:

I bet he's not even that good. I think you might be bringing most of the crazy sproingness, gatdamnedness to the table yourself.

I did have to ask myself if it was my own personal vibe or what.......

so basically, im trippin over a hot flash, Hence cold shower....it all makes sense! thank gawd! ....

Ottensen said:

myfavorite said:

So this dude i used to talk to...well he was mentally abusive, or maybe i was overly sensative. either way, we couldn't see each other no more. Maybe im too physical, but if i tell you dude had me SPRUNG! SPROING!!!!! Gat damn! mentally? - on point. Spiritually - right there. The mufukka just draws me into him, or is that just my imagination? I cant handle him right now, but i want to MAKE LOVE TO HIS BODY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKKIN BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my area all screamin n tingling at just the thought of being with him....n all we ever had was phone sex.

...Goddamned gorilla sonnofabitch!

Have you ever thought of sending this in as a "Strawberry Letter" to the Steve Harvey Morning show? I would kill to hear their replies to your er um, dilemma.

n you know what ott??... shyt on yew...you bet not come on here talking bout you lost it at the club and dont know where yo pannies are.....

myfavorite said:

Ottensen said:

Have you ever thought of sending this in as a "Strawberry Letter" to the Steve Harvey Morning show? I would kill to hear their replies to your er um, dilemma.

n you know what ott??... shyt on yew...you bet not come on here talking bout you lost it at the club and dont know where yo pannies are.....

Well that would be pretty difficult considering I don't hang out at the club, especially at my age.

Martinis at Bar Hamburg? Sake at Hotel Nippon? That's more my speed for an evening out. Otherwise, when I'm not goofing off here with y'all, I'm at choir practice, my women's study group, or having a quiet evening with my fiancé There is nothing at a club for me, I'm a dinner party kinda gal. My club days ended at least 15 years ago (although I do visit them when friends are having concerts and use them as a venue). LOVE concerts at clubs, but otherwise...the chances of me losing it in one of them are slim to none

To find Steve's show, just go to his website and click on the icon for the Morning Show, it'll probably take you to a stream on urbanbroadcast.net, I think. Otherwise you can access it from

http://wbls.com

The Strawberry Letter is broadcast every morning at 8am

(for all of us here in Europe, you can access the show by the same links, but with the 6 hour time difference from the States, it airs from noon to 4pm our time)

Crack is wack.

okay im really not that mean

NMuzakNSoul said:

Crack is wack.

okay im really not that mean

Please tell me you have time to listen to the Strawberry Letter on WBLS.com & tell me this thread doesn't somehow fit

JerseyKRS said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Crack is wack.

okay im really not that mean

Ottensen said:

myfavorite said:

n you know what ott??... shyt on yew...you bet not come on here talking bout you lost it at the club and dont know where yo pannies are.....

Well that would be pretty difficult considering I don't hang out at the club, especially at my age.

Martinis at Bar Hamburg? Sake at Hotel Nippon? That's more my speed for an evening out. Otherwise, when I'm not goofing off here with y'all, I'm at choir practice, my women's study group, or having a quiet evening with my fiancé There is nothing at a club for me, I'm a dinner party kinda gal. My club days ended at least 15 years ago (although I do visit them when friends are having concerts and use them as a venue). LOVE concerts at clubs, but otherwise...the chances of me losing it in one of them are slim to none

To find Steve's show, just go to his website and click on the icon for the Morning Show, it'll probably take you to a stream on urbanbroadcast.net, I think. Otherwise you can access it from

http://wbls.com

The Strawberry Letter is broadcast every morning at 8am

(for all of us here in Europe, you can access the show by the same links, but with the 6 hour time difference from the States, it airs from noon to 4pm our time)

I did finally listen this morning. and the strawberry segment was all too funny and complicated i must say, but when steve harvery got done with it...it was hillarious!