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Printablepaisleypark4 said:   lets talk about it!
was it 
or was it 
[This message was edited Tue Jan 28 15:51:37 PST 2003 by paisleypark4]  your hilarious!!!
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tackam said: Natsume said: I used to know a couple that started to have anal sex when the girl was on her period. I thought that to be an interesting solution.
So they thought the contents of the uterus were nastier than the contents of the colon, eh? That's. . .interesting. VERY interesting!  | |
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paisleypark4 said: lol! I remember scraming my head off even when the head was coming in. 
He put his head in ur bum? How did he get air? | |
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I've only tried it once. Never again!!
It hurts like buggery! Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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when I was in school this hot boy I wanted him so bad I guess it didnt even hurt
Its never hurt and I like to be real clean its even better and it cant be no 5 min thing its gotta be like a while like i dont know 20 min? Some of my boyfriends could last all after noon they might cum in 20 min or so but wed go again and it would last longer and longer I swear on of them fucked for almost 2 hours!! It was rteal hot and he was sweatin like mad the sweat made it even better it wasnt stinky sweat it was good clean sweat It was the same boy I was talkin about in an earlier thread how he played basketball ALL the time and would wring his shirt out like 3 or 4 time like it had been dipped in a bucket of watter he would sweat like he was in a shower he smoked lots of pot too and when hed take a piss test it would be clean cause all his sweating hed do His skin was flawless too DAMN HE WAS THE BEST FUCK I EVA HAD! | |
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GIOVANNI said: when I was in school this hot boy I wanted him so bad I guess it didnt even hurt
Its never hurt and I like to be real clean its even better and it cant be no 5 min thing its gotta be like a while like i dont know 20 min? Some of my boyfriends could last all after noon they might cum in 20 min or so but wed go again and it would last longer and longer I swear on of them fucked for almost 2 hours!! It was rteal hot and he was sweatin like mad the sweat made it even better it wasnt stinky sweat it was good clean sweat It was the same boy I was talkin about in an earlier thread how he played basketball ALL the time and would wring his shirt out like 3 or 4 time like it had been dipped in a bucket of watter he would sweat like he was in a shower he smoked lots of pot too and when hed take a piss test it would be clean cause all his sweating hed do His skin was flawless too DAMN HE WAS THE BEST FUCK I EVA HAD! Christ, you are the male version of Natasha! | |
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CarrieLee said: Christ, you are the male version of Natasha!
:EVILLOL: I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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CarrieLee said:
Christ, you are the male version of Natasha! [/quote]
IKONW IKNOW!!! DAMN!!! somebody said this before I like sex with specific men and just thinkin about it gets me all fuck hot and stuff | |
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 +  = 
I was so pissed that I can hardly remember it but the girl I did it with filled me on the details the next morning. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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. We even had to watch a couple Fucking in Sex-Ed also. How do you watch this stuff when guys are sitting right next to you? I would just laugh to myself.
You watched people fucking in sex ed? I went to an English private school. When we studied reproduction, the rather crucial penetration part of the cycle was symbolised by a couple of ballet dancers danceing up to each other and kissing. Call that education? For years I thought if I kissed a girl wearing a tutu, then she'd be pregnant. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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CalhounSq said: I'm down w/ that  But Lionel Ritchie??? 
 it was mostly for the part where he says "i know you're gonna hurt me" and then starts singing "oooh" in the falsetto... :LOL:... and i've had many a fine experience with some lionel richie in the background... "do it to me" is a slow-jam to be reckoned with...  edit like sunday morning...[This message was edited Wed Jan 29 14:11:13 PST 2003 by EllisDee]  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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Damn u guys r something else!
I still cannot cum while getting anal but when i masturbate, it's all i can come about.Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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xenon said: I've only tried it once. Never again!!
It hurts like buggery!
I think only the English and the Aussies would truly get this joke. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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paisleypark4 said: Damn u guys r something else!
I still cannot cum while getting anal but when i masturbate, it's all i can come about.Keep trying, boy!  | |
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Yes,in Sex Ed we saw movies of actual Intercourse. As far as Anal goes well it's just the kinda thing that after you do it well it puts kinda like this Perverted Smile of Pleasure on your Face. I thing bending over and doing it in the Shower is the Best. You have the water beating down on you and you are going at it and it's just the Way. But I guess if you can take it while you are on your Stomach well that's another Wild Intense Position. Something Sinister about being face down and having it like up your Ass and having your arms held or bound. I know a little Graphic fer ya. | |
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hmm...  | |
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NO body has had alien anal probing...I was sure that would be the topic of discussion in this thread | |
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That's one thing I would NEVER do, it would hurt too damn much. | |
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xenon said: I've only tried it once. Never again!!
It hurts like buggery! What is buggery?   ---------------------------------
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is your first anal supposed to be like your sweet16 or somethin? lol
. . . [This message was edited Wed Jan 29 20:50:22 PST 2003 by Christopher] | |
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Buggery is Anal Sex. | |
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Natasha said: Buggery is Anal Sex.
so it has nothing to do with bugs?  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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No! But it is a strange name for it..Isn't It? Whatda THINK IT WAS LIKE ABOUT Rodents or Insects in your Ass? Please!!! | |
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Natasha said: No! But it is a strange name for it..Isn't It? Whatda THINK IT WAS LIKE ABOUT Rodents or Insects in your Ass? Please!!!
i've heard some strange things about dudes and gerbils... so, i'm not surprised by anything anymore... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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wellbeyond said: I remember the first time I got ANAL...couldn't get enough of it..."Xenophobia"..."Extraordinary"..."When You Were Mine"..."Everlasting Now"...and that aftershow CD!!...Wow!!...
Was that ANAL...LOVE! [This message was edited Thu Jan 30 4:04:13 PST 2003 by thebumpsquad] | |
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:O | |
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| C: :OMG: love you baby but not like my guitar | |
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shausler said: it was a saturday
i was stapling my garbage shut that was my first anal act stapling my garbage in brown lunch bags haste makes waste this one wins! | |
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Natasha said: Buggery is Anal Sex.
Buggery is two things: * Anal sex, sodomy - this is it's original meaning. * A colloquial expression in the UK and Australia and perhaps other parts of the English speaking world except for Canada and America, that means "damnation, hell, etc". "Hurts like buggery" is a more emotive way of saying, "hurts like hell". People often say "bugger!" here in Australia when something goes wrong in place of "damn" or "shit". So it doesn't always mean "anal sex" exactly, hence the joke xenon was making. But it sometimes does. It was a pun of sorts. | |
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Nice to see this bum-loving thread bumped up! | |
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