FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

Love Monterey. Wish it wasn't QUITE so far away, though. I'd visit a more if it was like, an hour closer.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

Wrong coast!

Well I know it isn't the same coast as you, just saying a sea variety of otter exists.

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

You dated Chris Daughtry!?

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Wrong coast!

Well I know it isn't the same coast as you, just saying a sea variety of otter exists.

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

Yes, but not on the east coast.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

You dated Chris Daughtry!?

Ya, just before Deadmua5.

Bah!

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

You dated Chris Daughtry!?

What the hell is that????

Cerebus said:

FauxReal said:

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

Love Monterey. Wish it wasn't QUITE so far away, though. I'd visit a more if it was like, an hour closer.

It was definitely a very pretty area, but I don't think I could live there. Entertainment is kinda limited, depending on how far you want to drive and San Francisco is like 90 minutes away.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

What the hell is that????

+1

His shorts are totally not working with that ensemble.

.........

FauxReal said:

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

they are neck and neck at the moment

but an aussie fiver is prettier

and if you do a little origami thing with it, you can make the picture look like a penis going into a vagina

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

Well I know it isn't the same coast as you, just saying a sea variety of otter exists.

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

Yes, but not on the east coast.

Lol, I know they don't exist on the east coast. I live on the east coast myself. Just saying they're out there.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Ya, just before Deadmua5.

Bah!

:thumbsdown:

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

What the hell is that????

he is one of my facebook friends

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

What the hell is that????

+1

His shorts are totally not working with that ensemble.

.........

I kept asking myself if I knew him, because you know...with that look...it is a possibility.

FauxReal said:

Cerebus said:

Love Monterey. Wish it wasn't QUITE so far away, though. I'd visit a more if it was like, an hour closer.

It was definitely a very pretty area, but I don't think I could live there. Entertainment is kinda limited, depending on how far you want to drive and San Francisco is like 90 minutes away.

I wish I could make it in 90 minutes every time. I'm across the bay in Alameda and it always seems to take, like, two and half hours. Yeah, entertainment is definitely limited down there. Plus, tourists. Plus, old rich people. But it's a BEAUTIFUL place to visit.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

they are neck and neck at the moment

but an aussie fiver is prettier

and if you do a little origami thing with it, you can make the picture look like a penis going into a vagina

Cool, the better to pay the prostitutes with.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Bah!

:thumbsdown:

He wrote it for you.... I'm sure of it.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

+1

His shorts are totally not working with that ensemble.

.........

I kept asking myself if I knew him, because you know...with that look...it is a possibility.

you'd like him - he has an incredible memory

BUT he plays in a band and he is short and skinny

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

:thumbsdown:

He wrote it for you.... I'm sure of it.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

+1

His shorts are totally not working with that ensemble.

.........

I kept asking myself if I knew him, because you know...with that look...it is a possibility.

Unfortunately I can say the same thing.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

I kept asking myself if I knew him, because you know...with that look...it is a possibility.

you'd like him - he has an incredible memory

BUT he plays in a band and he is short and skinny

Ya, that won't work.

Cerebus said:

FauxReal said:

It was definitely a very pretty area, but I don't think I could live there. Entertainment is kinda limited, depending on how far you want to drive and San Francisco is like 90 minutes away.

I wish I could make it in 90 minutes every time. I'm across the bay in Alameda and it always seems to take, like, two and half hours. Yeah, entertainment is definitely limited down there. Plus, tourists. Plus, old rich people. But it's a BEAUTIFUL place to visit.

Yup. Having old people cut you off in their Jag on the highway only to slow down to 5 miles under the limit was always one of my least favorite past times there. One day I intend to take my daughter back since she was born there. She hasn't been there since she was a few months old. Actually I was supposed to go there to visit my best friend/former roommate this August, but things came up.

Transitioning back to the subject, my best friend is very attractive.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

@ ZombieKitten. I'll take that in whichever dollar is worth more, Australian or American.

they are neck and neck at the moment

but an aussie fiver is prettier

and if you do a little origami thing with it, you can make the picture look like a penis going into a vagina

Did you just call the Queen a cunt?

FauxReal said:

Cerebus said:

I wish I could make it in 90 minutes every time. I'm across the bay in Alameda and it always seems to take, like, two and half hours. Yeah, entertainment is definitely limited down there. Plus, tourists. Plus, old rich people. But it's a BEAUTIFUL place to visit.

Yup. Having old people cut you off in their Jag on the highway only to slow down to 5 miles under the limit was always one of my least favorite past times there. One day I intend to take my daughter back since she was born there. She hasn't been there since she was a few months old. Actually I was supposed to go there to visit my best friend/former roommate this August, but things came up.

Transitioning back to the subject, my best friend is very attractive.

Is your bf a guy?

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

you'd like him - he has an incredible memory

BUT he plays in a band and he is short and skinny

Ya, that won't work.

he lives in NYC though and is probably the right age for you, he likes to read books

JustErin said:

Did you just call the Queen a cunt?

Huh... I love it when hot women use that word. Wasn't sure it would translate to print. It did.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

they are neck and neck at the moment

but an aussie fiver is prettier

and if you do a little origami thing with it, you can make the picture look like a penis going into a vagina

Did you just call the Queen a cunt?

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Ya, that won't work.

he lives in NYC though and is probably the right age for you, he likes to read books

Oh, so he's an OH. I don't think I can handle that.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

he lives in NYC though and is probably the right age for you, he likes to read books

Oh, so he's an OH. I don't think I can handle that.

what?

What's an OH?

Cerebus said:

What's an OH?

old hipster?