JustErin said:

Lisa10 said:

I just logged into Facebook to double-check..... Some of my friends are ugly fuckers.

....but I do have some gorgeous friends too!

Some of mine are too...but they are awesome people.

I think the ugliest of my friends are all the funniest.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Yeah, but I mean, we're swans now and shit.

I'm a manly looking swan, though. Like a swan with a goatee and a couple ruffled feathers.

[Edited 9/13/10 23:24pm]

I stayed grey and ugly, same head. Just got bigger

This swan has a gray head. Still a swan.

JustErin said:

AND facing a serious health issue.

But yes, the place I am moving to is beautiful. And remember, I do have a young son. This move will be the best thing for him.

Sorry to hear about the health issue. But glad to hear you say the place is beautiful, that it will be good for your son AND that's you'll be going to school. All positives!

Completely unrelated, I will never be able to live away from the water again for any length of time. It's just part of me.... the part that keeps me calm and sane!

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Doooood. Puh-LEASE! You are not any kind of ugly.

compared to my friends on facebook I am

You know, your husband reminds me of this guy I used to sleep with (years ago). Well, reminds me of what he looks like now, and he's in a band as well.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

do they have the internet there?

Yes, but it's power is generated by hamsters so it's spotty.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend aweek ago about how we aren't 100% sure what's at the center of the Earth to which I suggested it might be a giant hamster. He figured if we could dig down and mind control it we could control the rotation of the Earth. I suggested that we could use this to plunge areas of the world into eternal darkness thus holding the world hostage via giant hamster.

Which is exactly like what you were just ssaying.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Doooood. Puh-LEASE! You are not any kind of ugly.

compared to my friends on facebook I am

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

do they have the internet there?

Yes, but it's power is generated by hamsters so it's spotty.

Hamster powerrrrr!

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Yes, but it's power is generated by hamsters so it's spotty.

you're weird

I bet they harness wind or fish or something for power

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Yes, but it's power is generated by hamsters so it's spotty.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend aweek ago about how we aren't 100% sure what's at the center of the Earth to which I suggested it might be a giant hamster. He figured if we could dig down and mind control it we could control the rotation of the Earth. I suggested that we could use this to plunge areas of the world into eternal darkness thus holding the world hostage via giant hamster.

Which is exactly like what you were just ssaying.

.... I want what you're taking!

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

AND facing a serious health issue.

But yes, the place I am moving to is beautiful. And remember, I do have a young son. This move will be the best thing for him.

Sorry to hear about the health issue. But glad to hear you say the place is beautiful, that it will be good for your son AND that's you'll be going to school. All positives!

Completely unrelated, I will never be able to live away from the water again for any length of time. It's just part of me.... the part that keeps me calm and sane!

Thanks.

I was out there this summer and my brother had just bought a boat. I tell you...there is nothing like fresh salt water air!

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

compared to my friends on facebook I am

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

SWAT team > Catsuit. That's all.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

compared to my friends on facebook I am

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

I'm not talking about the girl

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

you're weird

I bet they harness wind or fish or something for power

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

Seal. Sea Lion. Walrus... errr... Sea Gull. .... ummm... Crab!

FauxReal said:

JustErin said:

Yes, but it's power is generated by hamsters so it's spotty.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend aweek ago about how we aren't 100% sure what's at the center of the Earth to which I suggested it might be a giant hamster. He figured if we could dig down and mind control it we could control the rotation of the Earth. I suggested that we could use this to plunge areas of the world into eternal darkness thus holding the world hostage via giant hamster.

Which is exactly like what you were just ssaying.

I like you too.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

you're weird

I bet they harness wind or fish or something for power

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

Seal. Sea Lion. Walrus... errr... Sea Gull. .... ummm... Crab!

crab power!

it's sideways

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

compared to my friends on facebook I am

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

No, don't. The last thing I need is that picture to pop up on a thread where I am wallowing in self pity.

JustErin said:

FauxReal said:

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend aweek ago about how we aren't 100% sure what's at the center of the Earth to which I suggested it might be a giant hamster. He figured if we could dig down and mind control it we could control the rotation of the Earth. I suggested that we could use this to plunge areas of the world into eternal darkness thus holding the world hostage via giant hamster.

Which is exactly like what you were just ssaying.

I like you too.

I vote narwhal. They're the unicorns of the ocean so obviously they could run an internet on magic alone.

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

I'm not talking about the girl

Yes you were. That other person is your husband. How you gonna compare yourself to your husband when he MARRIED you?

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

Sorry to hear about the health issue. But glad to hear you say the place is beautiful, that it will be good for your son AND that's you'll be going to school. All positives!

Completely unrelated, I will never be able to live away from the water again for any length of time. It's just part of me.... the part that keeps me calm and sane!

Thanks.

I was out there this summer and my brother had just bought a boat. I tell you...there is nothing like fresh salt water air!

and a rusty car

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

Seal. Sea Lion. Walrus... errr... Sea Gull. .... ummm... Crab!

Yes, hermit crab powered.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

No, don't. The last thing I need is that picture to pop up on a thread where I am wallowing in self pity.

there is no freaking way. EVER so don't worry

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

We have otters here, they are fresh water fuckers.....not on the coast.

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

After I wrote that, I thought, "what is a maritime animal? Think...what is a maritime animal?" so I could edit it...but I had nothing.

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm not talking about the girl

Yes you were. That other person is your husband. How you gonna compare yourself to your husband when he MARRIED you?

if he could have married a mirror he would have. He married me because I can hold it up for him!

JustErin said:

You dated Chris Daughtry!?

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

that sounds like a potential source of electricity for sure

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

what about otters, or are they like in rivers and stuff?

There are sea otters as well. In fact, when I was living in Monterey, CA the news seriously ran a story about one of them that was sexually assaulting the sea lions at their Fisherman's Wharf. I'm not joking.

Wrong coast!

FauxReal said:

Cerebus said:

In whose eyes? You seem to forget we've all seen your pictures. Show me one with you in a black vinyl catsuit and a blonde wig holding a mic to your crotch and then we'll compare. A'ight?! Now both of you stop it with this lack of confidence silliness!

SWAT team > Catsuit. That's all.

I owe you $5

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

You dated Chris Daughtry!?

Ya, just before Deadmua5.